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Obi Wan Kenobi

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, fill the washing machine and call a gardener.
 
Obi you better hope one of us scottish lassies don't take offence to that and hunt you down :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 

I'm not going to laugh in case I get in trouble with all the lovely Scottish ladies on here :goodvibes
 
I'm not going to laugh in case I get in trouble with all the lovely Scottish ladies on here :goodvibes

Laugh away! It's true! ( in my case anyway;) )

Obi? Have you met me before? Or did have someone else in mind? :rolleyes1 :rolleyes1 :rolleyes1

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: ;)
 
Shame on you Obi !! :mad:

Don't you know we are the nicest, kindest, lovliest ladies you will ever meet?;)

Whatever you say Sue, just don't hit me again with that empty bottle of Whiskey and 7 day old Scotch Pie in your "messages" roll along bag! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 














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