Sassy Somethings - Happy November

[luvmyboys]

Hi all...

Just got back from swimming with Riley at the local community center. (Incidentally, I passed Bonnie's classroom on the way & shouted "Ya better post ya wankery hag!!!) I think she was out to lunch though. (Isn't she always? )

Anywho... went to "rescue" a pool toy out of the filter for Riley, and for my efforts, was rewarded with a handful of some woman's soggy pantyliner.
WHERE is tha barfing smiley when I need it? I was beyond grossed-out. WHO wears a PANTYLINER in the friggin pool anyway??? Yuck.


Senora Bex-- your floors sound great! hope you have Chet (and Brian) house-trained by the time it gets installed.

Tricia-- hopefully your pkg gets delivered today! But it IS the USPS we're talking about, so don't get your hopes up! And you get a Gold Star for "Bargain of the Week."

 

[coles1mom]

Well thank you Shannon for that pool story

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Can someone please tell Mr. Judi that a tv does not belong on during the day. It is causing noise pollution.

I'm afraid I have to side with Mr. Judi on this one. I'm one of those people who have the TV on all day. I like the background noise. A quiet house makes me nervous.

 

[mishasmom]

Way to save Tricia!! I'm going to have to start calling you Tircia cuz that's the way I always type it!! I have typing dyslexia!!!

I have no words Shannon!

 

[jbmom]

Ew Shannon that's nasty! I probably would have lost my lunch.

Judi I agree with Mr. Judi and Tricia tv is almost always on at my house too.

I'm typing on Brians new fangled phone while watching swim practice. How do you like me now?

 

[luvmyboys]

Well thank you Shannon for that pool story

Welcome! i aim to please.

I'm afraid I have to side with Mr. Judi on this one. I'm one of those people who have the TV on all day. I like the background noise. A quiet house makes me nervous.

Me too! Radio or tv-- I can't stand the silence. (Because then the voices start up again. )

I have no words Shannon!

I know! Unbelievably heinous.

Ew Shannon that's nasty! I probably would have lost my lunch.

Judi I agree with Mr. Judi and Tricia tv is almost always on at my house too.

I'm typing on Brians new fangled phone while watching swim practice. How do you like me now?

Actually, I hadn't eaten yet, thank goodness! And it was several hours before I got around to it. Hmmm... Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's start a new diet program. We can gross everyone out with used hygiene products in order to quash their appetite. Pure genious! And don't ya love the fancy phones? Ryan got one too-- so fun to play with!

 

[coles1mom]

Shannon, I'll be sure to stay tuned for those diet helps
Becca, party at your house when you get the new floors
Kimmy are you doing ok?
Julie & Yoda, them there

keeping you from posting?
Tricia, enjoy your party
Shirley, you back yet?
Angie, in my typing world you are Agnie.

Heather, Bonnie & Wilma Gone to a distant planet.

 

[Toot Sweet]

Howdy, folks!

I think I have had a stuffy nose for a good month now. Just call me booger outlet.

How are you lovely ladies?

I have a question:

Who do you think would win in a fight betwixt the Pillsbury Dough Boy and the Hamburger Helper hand?

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

That's a good question Bonnie and I must give it some thought before I venture to guess. I'm so glad you checked in. You know how I worry. Sorry you haven't been feeling well. I hope that's all behind you now.

We are waiting for Kelsie to get home from work and then we are going car shopping. My little baby turns 17 next month and we are going to get her a used car. Today should make for an interesting day to say the least. We aren't buying anything just looking to get an idea of how much something that's not going to fall apart costs. Safety first. I told Mark that she needs something that will get her through college then she can buy her own car when she gets a real job. I think we want something that's about three years old. Wish me luck!

 

[jbmom]

Howdy Sassies! It snowed here today, it didn't stick, but they were like snowballs falling from the sky. Huge flakes!

Bonnie, the Pillsbury doughboy would win. He can just belly bump that Hamburger helper hand into next week. You don't mess with the doughboy. Plus hamburger helper is kind of nasty so he loses just on the fact alone. Mrs. Butterworth could take the hand.

Tricia, good luck with the car hunt.

Judi, we will have a shin dig when my floors are in. I'll even spring for lobster since it is so cheap right now. I'm going to order some for Christmas if the price stays so low. I would do it for Thanksgiving, but our turkey is already raised and it is so much better fresh!

 

[coles1mom]

Lobster sounds delightful

Doughboy, hands down. or is that hand down.

 

[coles1mom]

Good Sunday Morning



Photobuck forums 11/7 A user tried to upload a photo, got hit with the normal fake virus update. Finally got out of that window, new window went to porn.

Is it safe yet? No Search, using photobucket forums, quite eye opening.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Good Morning to all you snow bound sassy people. We'll be having a mild sunny day in the upper 70's in the South. I really wanted it to be chilly for the party so I could light the fire pit but no such luck.

Judi I'm sorry you keep getting that crazy stuff on your computer. We'll just have to go back and copy and paste the great looking hump day guys every Wednesday.

I hope you all have a great rest of the weekend.

 

[coles1mom]

Good Morning to all you snow bound sassy people. We'll be having a mild sunny day in the upper 70's in the South. I really wanted it to be chilly for the party so I could light the fire pit but no such luck.

Judi I'm sorry you keep getting that crazy stuff on your computer. We'll just have to go back and copy and paste the great looking hump day guys every Wednesday.

I hope you all have a great rest of the weekend.

Oh no Tricia, this new computer is clean. I just keep checking to see if they have fixed the issue yet. They haven't. I'm not going anywhere near photobucket, myspace, or facebook. All are having the same problem.

I'm on tech forums to find out exactly what I had and if I could have spread it to users here.

 

[frndofpooh]

Hello, Sassies! I am sorry I have not been here lately - I had conferences with parents this week and it just sucked up a lot of time. Plus, I have figured out that now with both boys swimming, I am spending about 3 hours at the pool each day. I wish they had wi fi there!

Tricia - I hope you had a good birthday! Was your cake from Shannon delicious? It was quite fancy!

Shannon and Angie - bummer about getting hosed on the new code. Why doesn't Mickey want to help out a few sassy ladies?

Bonnie - where are you? Is everything okay? I am worried about you!

Becca - are you working for those new floors still? Are the boys swimming yet? I am sick of the political threads too. Get over it, people! You won, you lost, move on with your life!

Judi - Hooray for the new computer! How was Pamida? How is your mom feeling lately?

Julie - Has Atlas been doing his puppy school homework this weekend? Is he sleeping any better lately?

Hi Heather, Kimmy! How's it hanging this weekend?

We found out a few days ago that the puppies that we are choosing from were born on Nov. 1. There are 5 blue merles (like Linus), two sables (Lassie types) and one tri color. I think they will be ready to go around Christmas! I feel like a proud mama!

Have a great day, ladies!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hi Wilma! How are you, my haggedy friend? I am missing you!

 

[Toot Sweet]

My opinion of the HHH vs. PDB debate:

I tihnk the HHH would totally dominate! I mean, he is a HAND, after all. He could give that annoying little twerp the smackdown he has had coming to him for years. Furthermore, he could squoosh the PDB in his fist until PDB dough comes oozing out from betwixt his gloved fingers. Although it's true that the HHH has no visible means of locomotion, the PDB is lacking in both intelligence and agility. All the HHH has to do is wait till the PDB gets too close and then ZAP! He's toast. Indeed, there is not doubt which food-type mascott would be victorious.

 

[luvmyboys]

Wilma! Glad you were able to stop by. I agree-- Wi Fi would be most convenient for parents spending oodles of time at kid functions!

Judi: Hope your super-sleuthing helps out. You're on a mission!

Becca-- Mmmmm! Lobster! I haven't had any in years-- since we found out DH is allergic to shellfish. Maybe I should order some. I'll be sure not to cook it in his pot though! (Right Bon?)

Tricia-- Hope you're having a fun party! Our weather was great here today as well. It won't last though. I hope your package arrives tomorrow!

Booger Factory: Did Brent & Heather tell you they saw me? I was walking to Blockbuster since it was such a fine day. Afterwards, we took the boys to the park, they I came home & did yard work for a few hours. I'm POOPED!

As for the Cage Match between the 2 squishy commercial mascots... I'm going to have to go with the Hand as well. I've always thought that beneath that friendly, beady-eyed exterior, the HHH is a sociopath. He knows right from wrong, but just doesn't care. He's secretly bitter about only having 4 fingers, and to compound his insecurities, he's a lefty too!

He'll fake out the PDB by setting up for the old "tummy tickle," but at the last second will veer off course and head straight for the doughy jugular. No mercy.

 

[coles1mom]

Judi - Hooray for the new computer! How was Pamida? How is your mom feeling lately?

Mom loved getting out, so Pamida works for me!

We found out a few days ago that the puppies that we are choosing from were born on Nov. 1. There are 5 blue merles (like Linus), two sables (Lassie types) and one tri color. I think they will be ready to go around Christmas! I feel like a proud mama.

A new puppy!! for the FoP Family

Have a great day, ladies!

My opinion of the HHH vs. PDB debate:

I tihnk the HHH would totally dominate! I mean, he is a HAND, after all. He could give that annoying little twerp the smackdown he has had coming to him for years. Furthermore, he could squoosh the PDB in his fist until PDB dough comes oozing out from betwixt his gloved fingers. Although it's true that the HHH has no visible means of locomotion, the PDB is lacking in both intelligence and agility. All the HHH has to do is wait till the PDB gets too close and then ZAP! He's toast. Indeed, there is not doubt which food-type mascott would be victorious.

Toot, anger management classes, maybe

Judi: Hope your super-sleuthing helps out. You're on a mission!

I am on a mission. They know there is a big problem and they are ignoring it. Besides, I have nada better to do.



As for the Cage Match between the 2 squishy commercial mascots... I'm going to have to go with the Hand as well. I've always thought that beneath that friendly, beady-eyed exterior, the HHH is a sociopath. He knows right from wrong, but just doesn't care. He's secretly bitter about only having 4 fingers, and to compound his insecurities, he's a lefty too!

He'll fake out the PDB by setting up for the old "tummy tickle," but at the last second will veer off course and head straight for the doughy jugular. No mercy.

HHH stole Mickey's hand, he needs to go down.

Becca, I'm sending this snow back your way.

 

[jbmom]

The Arby's ovenmitt would take them both down though!