Sassy Somethings - Happy November

[jbmom]

Helloooo, I never SAW itchy man, now did I? So I can pretend like that never happened.

Can't wait to get off work tonight. I am gonna totally crash. I have not had a chance to relax in I don't know how long! Last night I totally fell asleep on the metro after the game and asleep in the car from the metro station home. I am plum tuckered out! You girls wore me ragged last weekend!

I want some more of your cookies, Bex!

Fine you can pretend it didn't happen.

I'm tired today too and I have no reason to be!

I'm making cookies for the Disney meet, just maybe some different kinds. I like to mix it up a bit. I can't be too predictable!

 

[ocd4disney]

I forgot...you're banned. Something about calling Becca a "snozzwanger".

I didn't think I would get banned for telling the truth

 

[jbmom]

Hey ladies! Becca & Bonnie do I have to separate you 2 again? I must say Bonnie since you like to lick things you should've licked that chocolate off your shirt! And Becca does strange things while she's sleeping. And Bonnie steals the covers. I meanwhile am COMPLETELY normal and everybody loves me!

Becca I think you secretly love the itchy man. We should've taken your picture sitting on his lap.

Isn't it a bummer we saw all those anime people and only know the name of one of them (injection fairy)?? We can't talk about them now! And no pics-what were we thinking? Well, I know at first I was afeerd of them, but once Bonnie made friends with all of them we figured out they were nice. The bloody girl in the lobby was a fave of mine, too.

No doubt, she left the chocolate on her shirt what a waste of delicous fondue! I did secretly love itchy man, I could not take my eyes off that man. I however did not have enough bleach for me to be sitting on his lap!

The anime peeps were fun, I can't believe we didn't get any pics of them either. Although Bonnie did have fun whooping at them from the car didn't she?

I forgot...you're banned. Something about calling Becca a "snozzwanger".

Yeah Heather, I don't take to kindly to being called a snozzwanger.

 

[ocd4disney]

Sorry Becca.....Bonnie made me do it

 

[jbmom]

Sorry Becca.....Bonnie made me do it

I've heard it before. She's a bad influence that one!

 

[coles1mom]

Ok, from reading this load of carp, I have retained

Joey is licking windows and Jas has hands.

Wilma is learning to polar dip using the boys as a learning device.

Becca had her hands down itchy man's britches and now lives in bleach.

Tricia found someone she doesn't care for, so there's hope for her yet.

Bonnie wears chocolate on her clothes so she can make friends by offers of candy.

Angie was normal til she met the hags who love bag folk.

Heather's been smoochin with Becca.

Kimmy is askeered of us because of "all the above".

Did I miss anything

 

[ocd4disney]

Ok, from reading this load of carp, I have retained

Joey is licking windows and Jas has hands.

Wilma is learning to polar dip using the boys as a learning device.

Becca had her hands down itchy man's britches and now lives in bleach.

Tricia found someone she doesn't care for, so there's hope for her yet.

Bonnie wears chocolate on her clothes so she can make friends by offers of candy.

Angie was normal til she met the hags who love bag folk.

Heather's been smoochin with Becca.

Kimmy is askeered of us because of "all the above".

Did I miss anything

 

[coles1mom]

Come out and play. I have a day shift home today.

 

[coles1mom]

I never get to play with the cool kids anymore

 

[jbmom]

Judi your recap was hilarious! You've still got your sense of humor that's for sure.

I slept in for some weird reason and now I'm scrambling to get everything I usually get done before the kids are up now. Its not working out so well.

 

[coles1mom]

My niece is doing the hospital today, so I don't have to go til tonight. I wanna play.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Are you still here Judi? Is it safe to come out and play?

 

[coles1mom]

Tricia

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

Hi Girlies
Sorry I haven't "stopped by" lately. Been busy wallowing in self pitty (or is it pity?)
Any big Memorial Day Weekend plans?

 

[coles1mom]

Cool, a Pickle Party for Kimmy

Kimmy we love any excuse for a party here. OK I've got the booze

and for the classy babes

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Judi what did you buy at Penneys? Any good sales going on?

 

[coles1mom]

Judi what did you buy at Penneys? Any good sales going on?

Free shipping even on outlet stuff. Window shopping for now

 

[frndofpooh]

Alrighty, ladies, we need to simmer down over here. I step away from the computer and Bonnie starts spreading the spit around (and no, I haven't found the $20 yet - my house is a mess, you know). Bonnie, I will have to put you in the time out chair if you can't keep your spit to yourself. Becca, stop tattling. Angie, mind your P's and Q's, the time out chair is exempt for no one. If you all can't get along, you can't go to Disney World and share alcohol. You'll have to stay home and clean bathrooms while the well-behaved kids get to gallavant. And, we'll tell the principal about and it will all go on your permanent record.

Can we all see that it is a good thing that this was the last week of school for me????????????

Judi - stop window shopping, girl, and splurge - you deserve it!

Heather - Linus is a car slobberer too. He gets a bib for rides in the car. Yes, I realize it looks ridiculousbut I tell you, I'm not into this spit thing. Keep your enzyme-rich liquid to yourself, I say! Just ask Bonnie, Becca and Angie. I laid down the law there!

Tricia - are the kids transitioning into summer? Are they going to take over the computer again this summer? Bonnie just got a laptop - see if you can sneak over and swipe it while she's daydreaming about fondue.

 

[frndofpooh]

Good morning, ladies? I have just returned from dropping Barney off at the pool. Anyone care to join me for poached eggs on the porch? It's a lovely morning, you sassy things!

What about if I add in Bloody Mary's too? Would that entice you?

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

I'll join you Wilma if I can skip the egg. I'm not into poached things. I do however love a good Bloody Mary. The spicier the better. The humidity is already over 80% and it's only 6:00. That a sure sign of a hot and sticky day to come. Lovely baseball watching weather................NOT! That's where I'll be today.