This thread has morphed from "Riveria Closeout" to "Which Resort Do We Hate The Most?"
I actually have some thoughts on this that I've touched on before, but I'll expand on here. I think that there are different resorts for different kinds of people and that is why sometimes you get such a disparity of opinions on here. My hypothesis is that all of the resorts are great for what they are trying to be, however, not everyone fits exactly each resorts strengths, so you get such a diversity of opinion. That said, the diversity of offerings, to me, is a sign of strength of the program.
For instance, take these comments on RIV. Over and over again, I am seeing people state "how convenient" RIV is. Well, my question here is "define convenient". For many above, it seems that services readily accessible at the resort define convenience, whether that be short walks to food service, shops, etc. For others, convenience may be defined as how easy is it to park near my unit so that I can unload supplies/groceries into my unit? For the former type of guest, RIV/PVB/VGF2/Jambo are going to be optimal, but for the second type of guest, CFW/SSR/OKW/VGF1/BLT/Kidani would be better.
I've often thought that one of the biggest determinants of where to stay is driven by if one has a car at WDW or not. If you do, it completely changes the calculus of how you manage your stay. For instance, we drive as it is about 9 hours from us here in Alabama. Since we have our car, we are able to bring just about anything we'd need for a stay and if we don't have it, Publix/Target/
Walmart are a short drive away. I'll use our current favorite of CFW as an example. Again, this is just our situation and YMMV...
So, when we head to CFW, which has a full kitchen (which is important to us, at least, so you could insert 1/2 Bedrooms at SSR/VGF1/OKW and even Kidani as well), when you park you have convenient access to unload everything. CFW is the best because you park about 10 steps from the entry door to your unit. Loading/Unloading is extremely easy. Going to the parks is extremely easy. For MK, you take your Golf Cart to the dock and take the boat. For the other parks or Disney Springs, you just take your car. Super simple. Having the car also allows one to bring additional things, which for stays at CFW, we find we love to do. We bring lights that we string up on poles that we zip-tie to the deck to have outdoor lighting. We also bring decorations for our Cabin site (IYKYK, but you need to stay at FW to get this aspect of a stay there). We can bring items to hide to participate in the many scavenger hunts that take place around the Fort, so it makes for a easy stay.
Now compare this to resorts where parking isn't so convenient to your unit, and I'll include Jambo, WL, RIV, VGF2, and perhaps Poly (NOTE: I have not stayed at the new tower, so perhaps the parking is more convenient, and TBH, if you are in Bora Bora, parking is convenient...). Now, you probably have to first use Bell Services, and not to get into a discussion of Bell Services, but I find some love using it, some not so much. I fall into the not so much. So if I drive to Jambo, for instance, I am hauling all of our stuff from the car all the way down those long hallways to our unit. Then, as the car is not as convenient to get to, then you are primarily relying on Disney transport, which can be good or bad depending on the day.
To me, the resort that has the most difficult parking situation is BWV, so we avoid it like the plague, however, I think that if someone were flying into WDW and didn't have a car, it would be near the top of the list. So, all this to say, one isn't any better than the other, it's just that different styles fit different needs (Marginal Utility as the economists would say...), and I think that's a good thing.