Rides for Chickens

[Tazicket]

Pirates in WDW and Disneyland are wonderful.

What are the drops in the DL version like compared to ours?

Also, regarding Splash Mountain:
I went on it the first time with my Dad, Mom, and little Sister (before I was married) and did not go on it again until last year for DH. He had never been on it before and wanted to see the little bunny that drops down before you go over the big fall and says "Go FSU!"
So....since I didn't recall my last trip on Splash Mountain resulting in death, I agreed to go on it with him. I was panicked and babbling the whole time and screamed on every baby drop. Now he's been on it and promised me that we don't have to do it again! That is...until we have kids who are certifiably insane

 

[Vijoge]

What can you tell me about Kali River Rapids, BTMRR, Test Track, Maelstrom and Dinasour? Any drops or height involved? Any rides I should definitely avoid?

Kali-lots of fun but you're gonna get wet! Small drop but nothing to worry
about.

BTMRR- best dang ride in the park. In the world actually. The perfect rollercoaster for people who don't do coasters.

Test track-just fast

Maelstrom-boring with a what? 3 ft. drop?

Dinosaur-Waste of time in my opinion. Jerky, noisy, dark (I couldn't see anything so I can't say what's there). It wasn't the least bit scary, though, and no drops. Seats are uncomfortable.