Riddle me this! Or rather, Riddle YOU this!

[gina2000]

Hmmm.....Bernie.....let's think.....

Does it......make your skin as scratchy as a napkin???

Does it do a tango on your fandango????

Does it make it turn violet like a cold pilot???

 

[Snowwark]

Well except for copious amounts of suncreen, when I'm gardening, I think I already am, Gina.

 

[gina2000]

I guess we have the room to ourselves, Kim!

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro



Sorry....had to change my dance card a bit.....

 

[Snowwark]

I'm not a very good dancer, Gina, except when I'm at home alone, then, I'm a hoofer beyond compare!! So, I was thinking more along the lines of...

I Won't Dance

I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance Madame with you
My heart won't let my feet do things that they should do
You know what, you're lovely you know what, you're so lovely
And you know what you do to me
I’m like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle
Specially when you do the Continental
But this feeling isn't purely mental
For heaven rest us, I'm not asbestos
And that's why I won't dance, why should I?

I won't dance, how could I?
I won't dance, merçi beaucoup

I know that music lead the way to romance
So if I hold you in arms I won't dance

I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance Madame with you
My heart won't let me feet do things that they want to do

You know what, you're so lovely, ring a ding-ding, you're lovely
And you know what you do to me
I’m like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle
Specially when you do the Continental
But this feeling isn't purely mental
For heaven rest us, I'm not asbestos
And that's why I won't dance, I won't dance

I won't dance, merçi beaucoup
I know that music leads the way to romance

So if I hold you in arms I won't dance
Dance

 

[love the magic]

Well....THIS is a complicated and confusing morning....just entering and POSTING is a riddle in itself!!!! I'll take the GREAT RIDDLE CHALLENGE 2003!!!! Here's my contribution.......do we get a pair of pants per word? Two legs for 2 words and one zipper for the third? SOOOO much to figure out....by brain "cell" is spinning!!!!

1. Heap + Share =

2. Doze + Relatives =

3. Thrash + Proceed =


Have a great day! Valerie

 

[oldkicker]

Bismillah

 

[oldkicker]

Hey! What happened to the Rhapsody?!?!?

I love 'em, Valerie!

Self service Smarty Pants (or big red squares!) today!

<marquee direction="right">

</marquee>

 

[gina2000]

Uh, Bern.....I had to learn the first Bismillah while studying Arabic.


Is this a history lesson????

Or a geography lesson???

Or a "teach the riddlers a lesson" lesson???

 

[love the magic]

 

[Snowwark]

It took me a while to figure those out LTM..lol.. Like the boards, I'm not working too swiftly this morning! They were good!!!

 

[oldkicker]

Remember Leo Sayer??

<center>

I was travellin' down the road, feelin' hungry and cold
I saw a sign sayin' food and drinks for everyone
so naturally I thought I would take me a look inside
I saw so much food, there was water comin' from my eye

yeah there was ham an' there was turkey, there was caviar
an' long tall glasses, with wine up to yar

an' then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair
said before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire

you know I can't dance, you know I can't dance
you know I can't dance, you know I can't dance
I can't dance

I am a man of the road -- a hobo by name
I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game
but if it's all the same to you, then yes I will try my hand
if you were as hungry as me then I'm sure you would understand

hmmm
now wait a minute
let me see now

of course I can dance of course I can dance
I'm sure I can dance, I'm sure I can dance..
I can dance

I can dance
I really hit the floor
ah feels good
look at me dancin'

I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova
a little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino
you should a seen me movin', right across the floor
hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm comin' back for more

I can dance -- oh yes! I can dance
look at me dancin` the floor movin'
I feel good -- I can dance
I can dance, I can dance, I can dance.
</center>

 

[gina2000]

They were GREAT, LTM!

I couldn't remember the riddle words so I was really working at a disadvantage.....

(That's a good excuse, no????)

 

[love the magic]

we're just a group of wandering riddlers......

 

[shamrock bunch]

Morning All! Another day w/ the DIS down. Say it ain't so.

Can't stay on long since I have to get ready for work, but here is my contribution to the riddle:

WHO'D BETTER NOT BE DRINKING ON THE JOB?
WHAT YOU USE TO CLEAN UP DRINKS.
WHAT YOU DO AFTER A FEW DRINKS.

 

[love the magic]

we'll ALL be clothed today, Gina (but I'm glad you enjoyed my brain "cell" activity).....because

 

[gina2000]

Anyone want to do the Django Tango????

The gypsy guitarist at his best......

 

[oldkicker]

A big day around here on two counts...

Erin is taking her MATH final today! It has been a very anxious couple of days here. She's been studying long hours that last couple of days and she thinks she's pretty well ready today. But then again, Math Anxiety runs in our family! Here's hoping whe does well today.

AND...

Our National Champion Syracuse Orangemen will be visiting the White House today! YIPPEE!!!
<center>

</center>

 

[oldkicker]

A nice drinkin' motif, Lorraine!

Speaking of Django - if you get a chance, check out the movie "Sweet and Lowdown" - it stars Sean Penn as the self-proclaimed best guitarist in the world It's a Woody Allen film, but a bit different than most of his. Thumbs up!

 

[helenabear]

Good morning all!! I'll have to work on a riddle in a short while. I have some catching up at work to do before I get all creative on y'all

I must say I am SOOOOO glad that we have a work around for our firewall or I wouldn't be able to get in at all

You all are so funny I am so glad you all are around to help me smile in the morning (not an easy feat for me at times )

Good luck to Erin!!! I hope she does well today! Math anxiety seems to only have hit me out of my family, but I think I made up for everyone else

Well I need to do some stuff, so I had better scurry off the boards. The sooner I do it all, the sooner I can come play again Enjoy the day all!

 

[oldkicker]

'Morning, Elaine! Glad you found your way here!