Riddle me this! (NOT TODAY'S!!)

[dianeschlicht]

LOL, John, but what phase was it?

 

[yepod]

Why full, of course

 

[Boo'sMom]

"I didn't realize the moon was made of cheese" she said, completely forgetting about strangling her freak-show of a husband.

 

[alabamaalan]

Mr. Jones breathed a sigh of relief that her lunatic attack was over. It was just another of her phases and the ever-understanding husband trudged on.

 

[oldkicker]

spb!
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[oldkicker]

Alan!
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[dianeschlicht]

It was just another of her phases and the ever-understanding husband trudged on.

Trudging into the sunset to....

 

[Breezy_Carol]

think of more riddles to stump the riddlers who were already making plans to attend RiddleCon this summer. Mr. Jones, then said to his wife, can you.......

 

[dianeschlicht]

...find me a good word puzzle book?

 

[Breezy_Carol]

To which she replied, "Do I have to do everything?" and promptly.....

 

[Lars624]

and the ever obedient Mrs. Jones said "Of course I can but I WILL NOT find you any more math riddle books!"

 

[dianeschlicht]

To which he replied, "Good!"

 

[Lars624]

He then plunked himself down in the lazy-boy grabbed the clicker and proceeded to fall asleep while watching Green Acres reruns....until all of a sudden there was a.............

 

[The LK 4]

Not thinking (because he is a man, of course!) he then demanded that she bake him some cookies.

 

[yepod]

I was thinking he replied "yes dear"

 

[dianeschlicht]

I was thinking he replied "yes dear"

Smart man!

 

[The LK 4]

Originally posted by Lars624
He then plunked himself down in the lazy-boy grabbed the clicker and proceeded to fall asleep while watching Green Acres reruns....until all of a sudden there was a.............

...massive rush of 25 pre-schoolers as DW had invited DS's entire class over for an all day birthday party. DW told him to have fun running the party while she went out to...

 

[Lars624]

Originally posted by yepod
I was thinking he replied "yes dear"

I guess that could be possible since by calling this a 'story' we are implying that it's FICTION!!!!

 

[Lars624]

Originally posted by thelk4
...massive rush of 25 pre-schoolers as DW had invited DS's entire class over for an all day birthday party. DW told him to have fun running the party while she went out to...

get a manicure, a pedicure, a facial & a massage I already said it was fictional...so...if you're gonna dream you might as well dream BIG!

 

[yepod]

I'm thinkin' FANTASY!