Riddle me this! (NOT TODAY'S!!)

[Lars624]

started taking pictures....all of a sudden.........

 

[Lars624]

I'm off to go pick-up the children & then we're going to go meet my new niece Maria who arrived from Korea a few hours ago.
I'm going to try not to cry, but I'm afraid I'll take one look at her and puddle up.

 

[yepod]

Laura, as my DD Emily says "keep it together Mom" LOL

Enjoy your visit & take pictures to share! Ya big softy!

 

[oldkicker]

Enjoy that first look at her, Laura. I think puddling up is an entirely appropriate thing to do.

 

[oldkicker]

Joe Millionaire started spouting out riddle after riddle. Getting quicker and quicker with them until he was barely intelligible and then Joe Millionaire bega n to.....

 

[Breezy_Carol]

this is not a part of the story.

DS came home and wanted to read the riddle to try to solve it. After he read it, he said, "Are all the parcels the same size?" I just cracked up. This struck me so funny. He was being TOO logical. He didn't get it and now says he doesn't want to come to RiddleCon because he doesn't like you any more. LOL

Now back to the story.

Joe Millionaire began to dance the Nakey dance because in spite of asking all the riddles, he didn't know the answers. Soon, someone came to his rescue with extra Smarty Pants. That person was.....

 

[WillyJ]

That Mrs. Jones is a wild woman!!!

I hope she's gotten a invitation to RiddleCon. .


Afternoon fellow Riddlers!!


Mr. Rogers passing is definitely sad; he always had a positive, caring message and the world needs as much of that as we can get. . .

I'll miss "Cranium Command" too. . one of those little gems tucked away that was very humerous and entertaining. . . I alsways seemed to pick up on a funny line I'd missed on previous trips. .


Steph, I'm glad your puppy is home!!!


I had to think about today's riddle awhile, but I think I got it. . PM on the way Bernie!!

 

[Boo'sMom]

Originally posted by Breezy_Carol


Joe Millionaire began to dance the Nakey dance because in spite of asking all the riddles, he didn't know the answers. Soon, someone came to his rescue with extra Smarty Pants. That person was.....

THE RIDDLEMEISTER HIMSELF....Bernie!!!!!!!

and he looked around at the havoc created by Mr and Mrs. Jones and shook his head, mumbling:

I Have Seen Everything In My riddle thread today!!!!

 

[Lars624]

Then he hung his head and started to walk away feeling very disappointed in his groupies when all of a sudden out of nowhere came..........

 

[The LK 4]

Captain Underpants!!

He said "I am looking for my good friend, yepod the thong-meister!" The crowd gasped and said...

 

[Lars624]

Originally posted by thelk4
Captain Underpants!!

He said "I am looking for my good friend, yepod the thong-meister!" The crowd gasped and said...

We're sorry Captain but we have rules around here....."No Shoes, No Shirt...No Service'..........and as for your buddy 'Yepod the Thong Meister' Well.....he broke that rule one too many times and was asked to.........

 

[Baboo]

you can't show up to a riddle party with that king of underwear on! You have to wear a lime green thong! So Captain Underpants...

 

[Boo'sMom]

borrowed a lime green thong from MickeyFan1, and Marsha assured him it was a new one....never worn.
Captain Underpants struggled into his new thong, wondering why the refer to a pair of underwear, but thongs are always singular.
He asks to no-one in particular "Is a fly without wings called a Walk?"

Yepod shows up just in time to tell him:

 

[oldkicker]

....that it is a pair of underwear because they cover both spheres, while a thong only marks the median!

(Nice to see Captain Underwear making an appearance!)

 

[Boo'sMom]

OMG...........Falling out of my chair laughing..........



Captain Underpants heads off in search of Marsha to get clarification on this point....

Meanwhile, Yepod realizes:

 

[love the magic]

an intruder has entered the room.....a non-riddler....non-thong-donned.....we were REALLY in trouble NOW....it was

with THAT...

 

[Boo'sMom]

John exclaimed:
Watch where you're putting that THANG...

 

[dianeschlicht]

Yepod decided his full moon was not welcome on this beach!

 

[Lars624]

Yet by that time it was too late to do anything about it because he had already......

 

[yepod]

Originally posted by dianeschlicht
Yepod decided his full moon was not welcome on this beach!

And exclaimed 'beach, beach, beach............'

(This was actually a line I uttered when a small lad trying to tell a dirty joke, or so my mother says!)