Riddle me this! (NOT TODAY'S!!)

[dianeschlicht]

Oh, and while I am out getting rejuvinated, could you also call and make a ressie for dinner? Please, Honey?

 

[Lars624]

oh yeah........during the pedicure I'll be sipping champagne and eating

 

[dianeschlicht]

...Peel me a grape???

 

[Boo'sMom]

and don't forget to dip the fresh strawberries in that expensive Godiva Chocolate while I'm gone.
Now make sure the kids don't have too much sugar while I'm out, and make sure everyone is gone by the time I return.....and we'll get ready to head out to:

 

[yepod]

Originally posted by Boo'sMom
and don't forget to dip the fresh strawberries in that expensive Godiva Chocolate while I'm gone.
Now make sure the kids don't have too much sugar while I'm out, and make sure everyone is gone by the time I return.....and we'll get ready to head out to:

Originally posted by Lars624
get a manicure, a pedicure, a facial & a massage I already said it was fictional...so...if you're gonna dream you might as well dream BIG!

The poor house, after Mrs. Jones spent all the family savings on her "dream"

 

[The LK 4]

While the party was in full swing, Mr. Jones happily searched the want ads for an additional job, knowing that his DW should be able to afford every luxury that life could bring! He found this interesting want ad and decided to apply for the job:...

 

[Boo'sMom]

The Ad read:



WANTED:
Substitute Riddle-meister
Must be able to riddle early in the morning, without coffee, or showering. Must have vast knowledge of shower curtains, and senseless trivia.
This is a part-time position to fill in for REGULAR riddle-meister who is getting a bit too mature to be playing soccer and basketball at all hours of the night and maintain his loyal following bright and early the next morning.

The right candidate can apply to:

 

[The LK 4]

1-800-IBNU-OK4U

Before Mr. Jones could pick up the phone and call, he turned around and saw...

 

[oldkicker]

Thirty riddlers, attired in lime-green thongs and Groucho Marx masks milling about the.....

 

[Boo'sMom]

kitchen, concocting a brew of layered margaritas and a plate of nachos for the kiddos.

Before Mr. Jones could hang up the phone,

 

[love the magic]

the children ran SCREAMING from the house! The site of these 30 lime green thong wearing riddlers, bearing layered margaritas masked as Groucho Marx was beyond the a pre-schoolers most horrid of nightmares! Nacho's or not....this situation was CLEARLY out of control.....

Mr. Jones, trying to avoid this fiasco from escalating any further......

 

[Boo'sMom]

called his wife on her cell phone.....

"Honey what do I do????" He exclaimed.

 

[dianeschlicht]

"Calm down, Honey". All you have to do to difuse this situation is take the whole group to the Days Inn pool near Cedar Point! If that dosen't work, try WDW!

 

[MerryPoppins]

I've sent a PM. DH actually sent the guess, so if we get it right do I have to share my smarty pants with him?

I'm up for the margaritas and even the Groucho mask, but I refuse to be seen in a lime green thong.

 

[oldkicker]

Hiya, Merry!!! Really nice to see you here again. I hope that things at home are approaching some semblance of order....

(And I'll post pants for EACH of you! )

Good call on the thong, Merry!!! I'm with you on that!

 

[oldkicker]

To which Mr Jones said "Disney World! ......."

 

[dianeschlicht]

..."I can't afford to take ALL those folks to Disney World!!" "You will have to find a sugar daddy for that!" With that he...

 

[love the magic]

donned HIS thong, grabbed a margarita and threw himself with abandon into the nearby hammock, which, although occupied by one of the masked "thongers", provided a much needed distraction from the chaos he was ignoring in the hopes that MRS. Jones would come home and deal with it....

Shortly thereafter, Mrs. Jones DID arrive on the scene and.....

 

[Lars624]

much to her surprise Mr. Jones had unmasked the riddler in the hammock with him & it was none other than...........

 

[The LK 4]

...Joe Millionaire! Dan Murphy was so excited to meet Joe that he pushed the other Riddlers out of the way and...