Today has been one of those days I should have stayed in bed!
On my way to the office this morning, I'm driving down the highway minding my own business when, out of nowhere, THUD!!!! A dead squirrel lands on the hood of my truck! There were no trees, no power lines overhead....nothing that a squirrel could have fallen from. "Okay", thinks I, "perhaps a hawk or other bird of prey lost it's grip & I was at the wrong place at the wrong time." I just keep moving down the highway.
Then, I enter the church parking lot only to find about 60 or more dead fish scattered in the parking lot!!! HUH??? They are all over the place in the parking lot & up the walkway to my office door!!! Then I remember - the very large lake about 3 blocks from the church recently experienced a fish kill due to the cold weather killing the algae in the lake which depleted the lake of oxygen. Okay - that explains the fish - ospreys must be fighting each other in the air & dropping the fish. For you non-Floridians - dead anything attracts birds of prey by the hundreds and buzzards by the thousands, and this fish kill is no exception. I go into my office & shut the door.
Three hours later I'm hard at work, again, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I hear two very loud, "BOOM! BOOM!" and the power goes out. I suppose the transformer blew for whatever reason. Of course, I had been working on a large document in MSWord for about 30 minutes or so & hadn't saved it as I went along (I know better). So now, all my hard work has ended up in cyber-space, I have no power, no phones, no nothng!! I waited about 30 minutes to see if the power company would show up - which they didn't - so I decided to just call it a day & leave. Out the door I go only to find about 100 MORE FISH than when I came in, and there were 7 (yes I counted) dead fish on my truck!!!

I went back into the building, got a very large wad of paper towels to pick the fish off my truck so I could leave. Now, what I have already experienced today is enough to make a saint swear like a long-shoreman, don't you think? Well, no-ho-ho-ho!!! As I'm picking dead fish off my truck, a freaking bird overhead decides to drop his quarry and the dang fish hits me square on the shoulder!!! I look up and there must be at least 200-300 birds overhead & I feel like I'm in the middle of an Alfred Hitchcock movie!!! I jumped in the truck and took off hoping that the birds didn't think I resembled Tippi Hedron or Suzanne Pleshette!!!
I have to work at THD tonite. I have a feeling my day will end badly!!