# You walk carefully when it is "slippy" outside.
# You often go down to the "crick".
# You have to "red up", before company comes over.
# You've ever gotten hurt by falling into a "jaggerbush".
# You know that Ahia is a river, a boulevard, and a state.
# You've ever "warshed" or "wershed" the laundry.
# You know where Beer Falls is. (Beaver Falls)
# Mr. Webster is wrong. You know full well that "ain't" is correct English.
# You know you can't drive too fast on back roads, cause-udda-deer.
# "Gumbands".. need I say more?
# You've ever drank an "Arn"
# You've ever told someone to "quit jaggin around".
# You know that Clinton, Monaca, and Beaver, are actually names of towns.
# You've called someone a 'jaggoff'.
# You hear "you guyses", or "yins" and don't think twice.
# You know the three rivers by name and can pronouce them correctly, but refer to them as... da Mon, da Al, and da O.
# You hate Cleveland, although you've never been there.
# You know where KerNEGgy is, and you like his museum and 'liberries'.
# You drink "pop", eat "hoagies", pierogies, and gyros (jy-rows)
# You drink melk.
# You didn't have IHOP's or Waffle Houses.
# You know what a still mill is.
# You cheer for the Stillers.
# You know where Picksburgh is,
# You expect temps in the winter to be record breaking cold and temps in the summer to be record breaking hot.
# You go Dahntahn to da-Strip District, and take your wife wtih you. Be sure to get a Permanee's sammich while yins guys are der hangin' out an nat.
# You can find Zillionopal on a map.
# You go 'food shoppin' at 'Jine Iggle'.
# You don't have a spring break in high school.
# You beleive that "Ize" is the abreviaton for "I was".
# You know someone from 'Sliberty, E-sliberty, or Wesliberty.
# You've played with a dekkacards..
# You know the Pittsburgh Zoo is in 'Hilinpark' and have been there for school field trips.
# You say "McConnell's Mills", although you know there is only one mill there.
# You know what is meant by "The Point".
# You love Pensivanya.
# Chipped ham was always in your refrigerator when you were growing up.
# If you've ever been "ascared" because that "nebby" old lady across the street saw you do something bad, and you know she will "tell on you".
# No matter how hard you try you can't stop speaking Pittsburghese.