Regarding posts on the Community Board

[Zurg]

Charlie, Watt in da name a da gawd waz dat? ...some beer drinkin, flyin' freak and a mule.

Dis place is gettin' a little stange.

 

[Zurg]

Youz knowz Charlie I tink I figgered out watt it iz dat keeps gettin us busted by da coppers.

Dis thread has almost 6000 views! Dat is like da back o dat hood's car dat da feds wired youz know, everyone iz listein' in.

 

[dwdart]

hi, i am new here and i am trying to figure things out.

i do have a question?
after i post, how do i get back to the main page of this section?

i am looking for something at the bottom of the page to click, but do i have to scrool back to the top to do it.

 

[Zurg]

Yo Art!

Dis here is da mobster thread, cause we took it over see, but I can help youz out.

Stuff dont stay put. If youz or anyone else post to da thread, den dat thread "bumps" to da top. ("Bumpin" is something we hood are good at see?)

So if someting moves den look at da top of da thread.

 

[dwdart]

Originally posted by Zurg
Yo Art!

Dis here is da mobster thread, cause we took it over see, but I can help youz out.

Stuff dont stay put. If youz or anyone else post to da thread, den dat thread "bumps" to da top. ("Bumpin" is something we hood are good at see?)

So if someting moves den look at da top of da thread.

what i was asking is this.
after i post, it brings you back to the topic i just posted to and you can read what you just posted.
now what i want to know is how is the easiest way to get back to the main page of the community board [ or what ever section i am in ] so i can see all the other topics i might want to look at or read.
after i post the only thing i see at the bottom of the page, is the box to jump to a different section. all i want to do is get back the the main community board page.

thanks
david

 

[Zurg]

Oh dat.

Yous can hit da "home" button an go ta da top.

Up dere dere is dis ting da looks like dis:
The DIS Discussion Forums > Just for Fun > Community Board

Yous can click da community board.

If dat don't do it fer yous ya can scroll down ta where is says:

JUMP TO A FORUM

Pick anyplace and zap yous is dere just like da godfadda hisself set it up

 

[wovenwonder]

David -- After making a post I usually just hit 'Back' 4 times in row and I'm right back at the forum I started in.

 

[Zurg]

Wow Dat WeavenWoman is a tough broad.

She makes 4 hits just like dat and she don't tink no'ting 'bout it.

She do talk a little funny.

 

[dwdart]

Originally posted by wovenwonder
David -- After making a post I usually just hit 'Back' 4 times in row and I'm right back at the forum I started in.

wouldn't it just be easier to have a link at the bottom of the page so you don't have to do all that.
if you were to look at moparts.com you can see just how user friendly that type of set up is.
i can seem to find my way around it's just not very easy.


david

 

[charlie,nj]

Yo Zurg baby…watt’s up ?

I got a bone ta pick wit chew…don’t you no dat new guy dwdart is a fed? Watt are you …not smart or sumtin? I’m tinking you got hit in da head wit a shoe one two many times or sumtin.

Don’t you see watt he is doin? Askin questions ta gain your tust. Didn’t you ever see dat Donnie Brasco flick? Dat was not one a dem chick flicks dat Waggy likes neither. Dam shame about what happens in dat film. I tinks everyone was rootin for da hood in dat movie..the end of dat flick is sumtin else….dam dose feds…and I can’s say dat because I pay my taxes every few years ya no. Let dem come and get me!

Da you no watt tipped me off on dat dwdart being a fed? It was in the profile..said sumtin bout managering body parts…ain’t dat watt every hood on da earth would love ta be associated wit..someone who is good at managing body parts? Da boys I use ta hang wit once had a back log a body parts..dey didn’t no watt ta do wit..and as you’s no you can’t keep dem for two long wit out dem makin a big stinky. Boy oh boy we could da used a body parts manager...

And who does dat wovenwoman tink she is buttin in wear she don’t’s belong…beat it sister…take your gams and start walkin…and she ain’t so smart Zurg she can’t even keep track of her low carbs.. she lost 40 a dem somewhere..and she is happy bout it two. Remind me never ta leave any loot wit her...

As fer me I been trying ta go la-git (excuse my Frenchie) for my two smart boys…being dat I just gots back from the joint..I mean the vacation spot..I have ta lay low. I got a job deviering pizza’s fer dat place ..PizzaLand..over in da next city from hear. I bet your bud RMD nose da place well…it is a rocks throw from his hood...and I tinks dat TonyNJ hangs out dare two.

I will have more later..my poor dogs are tried from walkin up all dose flys of stairs delivering da pies..to da lazy bums dat don’t like ta cook…you know cook like momma use ta..man she could make a mean meatball…dare I go makin myself hungry all over again.

Be safe my hood fiend …err I mean my hood friend Zurg…ha ha ha I just made a funny..dont dey call dat a Uncle Floyd slipper or sumtin?

 

[Zurg]

Yeah I tink youz is right about dat guy bean a fed. Seems like a strange place to be askin bout traffic an all.

Good of ya ta be tinken of da boys der Chuck. Da pie buisiness is a good one fer a hood to move inta. Youz can be legit and still stay close to da family as we controll all da cheeze on da east coast.

I ain't seen da waggie chick in a long time, hope nobody put da hit on her or nothing.

I was wondering if you was "vacationing" at dat joint up da river as you aint bean round much.

You notice how many people come ta look at da hood thread - it tells ya da mobster is da most popular guys, it is like all da stars and da rat pack in vegas, dey just wanta rub elbows wid the hoods. Since we hijacked dis thread it is like one of da most popular out dere. So hw does we cash in on dat is wat I wanta know.

I wonder if we can tap into da big pete's sponsor program, maybe we can conterfit da tag thingies or something. Boy da people were pissed da lsat time when da cups went missing. I swears on my mug shot dat I didn't hit da truck dat had da mugs in it. I ain't sayin it was a bad idea I is just sayin it wasn't me.

Anyways welcome back. Nice looken pie shop dere.

 

[dwdart]

i gots my eyes on youz boyz.

 

[Zurg]

Hey da fed'z learin howz ta talk right.

 

[charlie,nj]

yeah and check out doze eyeballs he got in da post...I told youz he was good wit da body parts....come ta tink a it..dey look likes dey belongs ta a guy I used ta no...he went by da name a Eddie Eyeballs....he was a good look out fer when we was doin a hoodin job.

and Zurgy baby put da lid on dat talk bout cuttin in on Big Petey's pie...I got's sumtin in da works on dat... I will keep you informed on dat.

All so I got's ta agree wit chew bout us gettin sumtin fer all da marks dat are followin dis hood guy thread. Da way I see's it ..if i do da multipling right...and we hit Pete up for 5 beans a view....

dat wood bee 6000 * $5 = $1,000,000,000 ..dat wood be 1 million big ones dat he owes us...dat could by a lot a pizza pies my friend...ha ha ha

Takes it easy dare Zurgy and dartman....I got's ta go soak my dogs and get ready fer that Soprano's comedy..dose guys just kill me...ha ha ha

 

[BambiTamby]

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[Shellie722]

BT- those hamsters are adorable! Glad to see you around!

 

[charlie,nj]

Likes me good old friend Phil Ruzzuto wood say…HOLY COW!

Hey Zurg take a look c watt we got here a couple a broads lost dare way and wound up on da hoodin thread. ..and to add insult to my injury look at doze signatures …a pitcher of a girly and one a dem fairies..gzee why don’t dey just shoot me now….if’in one a da boyz saw dat stuff on dis thread both you and me wood be goners….we wood be takin nice loooong naps wit one a doze dirt blankets....

You no watt come ta tink a it I remember a gurl went by da name a Bambi Tamby who use ta dance at a go-go joint called AJ’s over in Secaucus NJ. She was quite a dish back in da day…I tink she was connected ta da Polish mafia…she was always talking bout shakin her dupa…

Hey at least she was nice enough ta give us hoods sumtin ta test our pieces wit. Doze hamsters makes a very good shootin target… nows don’t dey? I got 7 outta 7 on my first try..well.. ok’s so I cheated a bit I used an AK47…ha ha ha..don’t tink I will be donin much computer stuff..I ain’t got no monitor left. Ha ha ha

As fur dat other broad…watt’s wit da fairy.? Dar ain’t no such a ting as fairies…

Zurg watt is dis wurld comin ta? Hey maybe Scotty bet’ter sart beamin me up ..captian..ha ha ha cause dare ain’t no intellig..intelaji…intell…err smart people down here.

 

[charlie,nj]

Hey just like dat guy says back in WW2 …”I have returned!”.

Yep it took me dat long ta get a new monitor…I really messed my old one up shootin at dem hamsters..ha ha ha

I even tried doin my computin wit out da monitor..but after a week I gives up. .it just ain’t da same.

I at first tried getting a fugazzy monitor but dat didn’t work out…seems doze monitors are really hot items in da hoodin circle…dey go like hot cakes..ha ha ha ..

So’s den I inquire bout gettin a new one from a well know computer place a business. So I’s call up and gets dis guy dat’s hard ta understand. I keep’s sayin “watt, watt, watt” ..da voice on da other end a da mouth piece (not da lawyer kind da mouth piece) says “hallo, hallo, hallo”. Dat’s watt I tinks he is sayin anyways.

Well I keeps askin “where are you..where are you” ..he says he is in the new deli. I keeps sayin “watt new deli”. He just keeps sayin..”new deli, new deli, new deli” over and over.

I says watt does dis guy tink I am stupid or sumtin. I don’t know a no deli dat sells monitor’s unless dey is a deli dat is run by hoods. I tinks dat dis guy is tryin ta do a con on me or sumtin.

I says ta dis guy “what are you ******* witt me are sumtin” ..he says “oh no no no no..I am not a violent man..I follow the preaching of GoneD” . I says well ain’t dat nice. I knew I had da guy as soon as he says dat he is non-violent…ta all a yose reading dis. Don’t ever admit ta being non-violent..especially ta a hoodin guy…we wills walk all over you and den turn around and walks all over you again..

Well after some nice talk I was able ta get dis guy from da new deli ta send me a new monitor for almost notin. So’s OK I made a threat or two…but you no watt even after all a dat ..he tells me dat maybe I should read bout dis guy GoneD..I of course says I will ta shut the guys pie hole up.

Does anybody no where I can’s get some 411 on a guy by da name a GoneD…maybe sum a da youths on da dis no’s where ta get the 411…..he is a rapper right?

Oh well I got ta go ta work now…like I always says don’t… take any woodin nickels..ha ha ha…

Hey Zurgie baby I hears dat you was down and out sick fer a while..I hopes dat you is feelin better. “Get wells soon”…or should it be “Get good soon”…I always gets mixed up when I should be usin “wells” and “good”….Oh Wells.. ha ha ha

 

[Truth]

Thump Ta Da bump Tump

 

[charlie,nj]

Well well well looky hear..ain’t dat a laugh we got Truth on the hoodin thread. Ha ha ha what next a user named Innocent? Dat wood bee funny Innocent on the hoodin thread..we all no the term…”officer I an innocent..I swears it”.. ha ha ha..dat’s funny..don’t youz tink?

Hey youz… watt is up wit the going away of “de bait” board. Watt’s Pete got against some poor old guys who wants ta talk bout some fishin and where dey buy dare worms? I ain’t into no fishin but I’s can tell youz dat the term “swimmin wit da fishies” is an old favorite wit da hoods…and it ain’t got notin ta do wit fishin. Not dat I had noting da do wit stuff like dat..ha ha ha..winky winky.

I herd a funny one da other day..are youz ready for dis? What did one sperm cell say to da other sperm cell?

The punch line is: Can you hear me now!

Ha ha ha..get it… dat is soo funny ain’t it..and people say hoods don’t keep up wit current events…

OK it is time fer me ta go back ta watt I was doin. Hey BDW (by da way) did any body see dat wise guy Zurgie baby..I ain’t seen him around fer a while now. All I been seein is his old lady..hmmm

Hey Zurg I ain’t got no ESPN you no…I ain’t a mind reader where are you?