Corn Board
dream on dude.
For your INFORMATION corn came to the DIS way after the CB was born. (you call yourself a DISer
and you didnt even know that little piece of history..ha) I was around way before corn pal and way before you for that matter. Oh OK yes maybe I am a little jealous of you. I am glad it is all coming out on a thread that Pete himself started. Sorry for high jacking your important thread Pete but this is something thats been brewing for quite some time. It might even be the root cause of the CB problem.(if there is one that is) Hey Pete let me give you a little advice
I noticed you dont have many replies on this thread
I have found that DISers like to reply to DISers who have a nice number of posts under their belt. I see you only have 581 posts
hmmm maybe you should do something about bumping that number up. (even if it means giving Alex a few extra bucks to change it behind the scenes so to speak)
I was the king of the hill baby
top of the world
.before you showed up Willy. I had DISers begging me to post one of my wacky threads over on the IB
which BTW was THE place to be in the early days of the DIS. (boy do I ever miss my IB girls you know who you are) Why I even had the man himself post a few times on my threads. OK so some of them were warnings to cease and desist
but it doesnt matter..a reply from Pete is an honor in any form.
I remember that dark day when you showed up all too well. I noticed a thread was surpassing one of my threads in both reply and view counts. How could that be? Was it some kind of computer glitch? Was Alex playing around again? Who would dare out do me? It was YOU with your corn and 10-dollar words! (oh I cried..yes real men do cry) Ever since that day you just did your best to out do me
and unfortunately you seem to have accomplished just that. Hear my word
I will never ever lay down my sword dude. I vow to fight the good fight
with or without high reply and view counts. In my old age I have learned to go for quality not quantity. I save up and try to put out a quality thread and hope for a few quality replies. (which I do seem to get) I dont really care if your brainwashed little flock posts on one of my threads anymore. But I will tell you this I know for a fact that your little crew views my threads
as a matter of fact I will put money on it that YOU yourself probably makeup 60% of my view count. Whats the matter Willy scared of the competition
afraid I might rise up again? Dont worry Willy the rising IS in deed coming.
Hey Willy I will leave you with two thoughts:
1- no matter how hard you try you will never be a Jersey man like Pete and me. You can listen to all of the Bruce music you want. But you will never know that special feeling of being born and bred in New Jersey. (and where do you get off calling Bruce ..Bruce
only Jersey people can call him Bruce) You will never experience the warm feeling of chromium flowing through your veins. Or the hacking cough you develop from years of inhaling the fumes of the oil refineries let alone the smell of talo. (somebodys gonna be eating good tonight)You will never know the humiliation of having a New Yorker yell out to you ..Hey buddy what exit?. God I feel sorry for you. (hmmm wait a minute does anyone know the life expectancy of a person with chromium poisoning?)(Is there a doctor in the house?)
2- How many times can you say Pete posted on one of your threads? Not many right? Well like I said Pete use to post on my threads quite a lot. (that is before he became a multimillionaire) I have the proof too! Heres a few of Petes replies:
(Pete's replies to charlie,nj's clone post)
"I was very disappointed when they banned human cloning. I figured that was the only way I would ever get any work done. However, I see the Presidents point. Imagine if they cloned Charlie, NJ, and there were two of him posting!! Talk about a webmaster's nightmare!"
"One of the things I love most about this site is that it's the only Disney site where you can find a discussion on recombinant DNA technology...LOL As long as the DNA that's being 'recombined' isn't Charlie,NJ's...we're all going to be safe. Imagine, a hybrid of Charlie, NJ...but would we mix him with? Any ideas?"
Pete
(and Pete's reply to Robin's which DISer's would you like to meet thread)
"
. It would be a DANGEROUS combination if CharlieNJ, WillyJ and I were to ever get together."
Pete
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Did you come to yet Willy? Dont go getting all excited about the WillyJ mention in the above reply..I am sure Pete did it so your feelings would not be hurt. (thats a Jersey man for you)
OK some of you might be wondering why I would save the above replies. Before it leaks out to the rumormongers
yes I do have the three replies framed
and yes they are hanging in my den and in my work place. (like I said on many occasion its the little things) I will not admit to having a DIS scrap book though
(er
did anyone happen to save that little mention of the DIS in Consumers Report ..and does anyone know where I can get a baby picture of Pete I need it for my
well never mind)
*** you keep out of this Zurg ****
