Hey guys,
Not gone back to catch up yet, I needed to inform you all of something. I just found this and felt it was of paramount importance that I pass it along.
Here you go.
Originally Posted by Zenia Mucha, Executive Vice President, Corporate Communications, The Walt Disney Company
-Burbank, CA.
It has come to our attention that false information is being spread through public channels. There are various commercials that were never made by our company that are being searched for on the Internet.
We were initially informed of this error by Google. It seems that the level of search inquiries on Disney commercials has gone up by over 500% in the past month. Research was done by employees of Google and it was determined that one particular commercial was being requested.
Apparently, someone has perpetuated the myth that there is a Walt Disney World commercial that depicts a family on vacation in Walt Disney World. The daughter of the family supposedly changes into a Cinderella dress and the commercial ends with the little girl hugging Cinderella herself.
Let me state with unequivocal certainty that we currently do not have, nor have we ever had, a commercial that fits this description.
Although the Walt Disney Company was not responsible for distributing this false information, we are sorry for any inconvenience its presence caused.
We are especially apologetic to one individual in particular. An Internet Protocal (IP) address search was performed and traced to a user with the aliases of LaLa, Layla, Lola, La2, La or any combination thereof. It seems that over 2% of the increase in Google requests for Disney commercials was performed by this individual. Either she is searching for this commercial for herself or someone else. If she is searching for a friend, let me say with certainty that she deserves a pat on the back. To exhibit such dogged determination to find something for a friend shows a moral character that is not only lacking, but virtually unheard of in today's society.
Rest assured, LaLa, that we will pursue the individual that perpetuated the spread of this false information and they will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Imagine my suprise in finding this. I'm a bit concerned about Zzub though, I hope he doesn't get in too much trouble with this.
And don't worry, I don't hold it against you guys for giving me such grief about not finding this fictional commercial. That would go against my morally superior character.