Falling out of my chair numerous times...
Example:
I was doing a backbend on my chair (No armrests) -- I was in the position
and all, doing GREAT, and then... the thought struck me..."How in heck am I gonna get off of this?" so then I try to unbend --back up -- and it doesn't really quite work. So i decide to kinda just FLOP onto the floor, gracefully. i had it all planned so it'd work and i wouldn't make any noise. As you guessed, bam! I fell face-flat onto my floor. I get up and my mom calls:
Mom: Emily what in HECK are you doing up there?
Me: Well, I was trying to do a backbend but ended up falling off my chair.
Oh, honey... What am I going to do with you?
Uh... send me to college?
I don't know what college would want a back-bending, chair-faller to tell you the truth, darling.
Ok... I'll try to get that all silent!