"Howdy partners! Fer yerrr safety, remain seated with yer'
hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the train, and be suree to watch your kids! If any of any of you folks are wearin' hats
or glasses, best remove them.... 'CAUSE THiS here's thee
WiLDEST RiDE iN THE WiLDERNESS!"
-BTMRR