these are from the paper mario 2 game
"POISON SHROOM
Does 30 damage to the eater and poisons him/her.
Location: Zess T.
I can't even understand why the programmers made this item. Unless you're
feeling extremely suicidal, don't bother."
"TRIAL STEW
Makes you level up instantly! (Just kidding. It drops you to 1 HP and 0 FP)
Location: Zess T.
Unless you're an insane monkey with a heavy metal CD collection in its brain,
there is absolutely no reason at all to even think about this piece of idiocy.
Are the programmers insane?"