questions for kids to ask crush

scottsod

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hi

in turtle talk with crush the kids get to ask crush a question

my son has used one we heard another little boy use on our 1st trip
and it always gets a good laugh does anyone have any other good ones


his is

do turtles taste like chicken dude?

crush answered back after a pause

fish are friends not food little dude!:rotfl2:

any more?
 
I heard a kid ask where babies come from, and Crush made the buggy eye face and started talking to the kids parents and laughing.:rotfl2:
 
"How fast can turtles swim?" can cue Crush to demonstrate his abilities.
 
When we were there Crush asked one little girl her favorite food...

some guy in the back said "turtle"

Crush's face was sorta like this :eek: He said "I heard that" and slowly swam up to the "microphone" and said "Security"...

We all :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 

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When we were there Crush asked one little girl her favorite food...

some guy in the back said "turtle"

Crush's face was sorta like this :eek: He said "I heard that" and slowly swam up to the "microphone" and said "Security"...

We all :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

This made me LOL!!!! That's great!!!
 
The question of whether or not turtles fart gets the crowd roaring. I have had the opportunity to face to face meet a couple friends of Crush and they are so quick on their feet.
 
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do turtles fart? of course not! they're far too classy
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One little boy looked so serious when he stood up and asked Crush
"Why do birds fly South?":confused3
Crush took a minute to think of the appropriate scientific + funny response.
Before he could answer the little boy answered...
"Because it's too far to walk.:laughing: "

Even Crush cracked up and it took him a minute to regain himself.:goodvibes
 
My sister (who is in her 40's)
always asks those obnoxous adult questions
"how can we help you protect the oceans?"

pass the duct tape...

I like it much better when the kids get a chance.
always feels like she stealing a magic moment from a younger guest.

We leave in 9 days
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Can wait to see the crush man
He so totally rocks
cha...:cool2:
 
How about "what to turtles like on their pizza?"
 
I like when kids have not been prompted with questions. I think it's always funnier just to let them ask what comes to mind.
 
My "little dude in the blue shell" asked," Can you ask Nemo to come out and say hi to me?" Crush said Nemo was waaaaaay to far away to come over and say hi, but next time he talked to Nemo, he'd let him know my son was asking about him. My DS5 was totally fine with that answer!
 
"How old are you?" "Woah, you get right to the point little dude!"

Crush: *has bikini on head* I found this on the beach, anyone know what it is?

Kid: It's bras!

Crush: Oh like if your saying hi to your friend like "hey bras!"

Kid: No, my mommy wears one

Crush: Oh.. so it's for chicks? Ooooh!, I get it.
 
When my boy (now 10 then 7) first saw TTWC he really cracked up when Crush "hit the glass" when he first appeared.. and asked him to do it again.. Crush just kinda :confused3 and then said.. "OK!" and off he went and smacked into the glass again..

the next three questions were... "Can you do that again?" everyone cracked up and of course Crush was happy to accommodate.
 
there have been far less appropriate answers to what the bikini is.
 
ha, last time my kid says to Crush "I have 16 chickens and a rooster" (at that time she was pretty proud to have this flock). Crush says "what's a chicken dude??"
It was rather comical....
 
My DD raised her hand to ask a question and Crush called on her. When he asked her what her name was she said "Sidney". Crush just got this look of amazement on his face and said. "Dude, do you know they named a city after you?" Big laugh. We just love him.:)
 














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