Post your favorite quotes here!

[Papa Deuce]

Can be ANYTHING..... serious, funny, from a movie, politician, religious..... anything at all.

 

[CaptainJackObsessed]

On Clowns
"There's something about the painted face and the fake smile. There seems to be a darkness lurking under the surface."
Johnny Depp


I'm terrified of clowns

 

[grinningghost]

From Our Patron Saint, Mr. Walt Disney:

"You may not realize it when it happens, but a good kick in the teeth may be the best thing for you."

 

[Hercules10]

From my hero Al....[edited a little ]

At the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where Christmas is nice
And lap dances are half price
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where egg nog`s are plenty
and the girls are all 20
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where there`s a cop at the door
and a Kennedy on the floor
at the nudie bar!!!

 

[Papa Deuce]

"Ladies and gentlemen, the issue isn't whether we took a few liberties with our female guests. We did." - Otter

"I did NOT have sex with that woman." -- You know who!

 

[tmt martins]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[Papa Deuce]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

...unless it is digital!

 

[Just2554]

"I don't often apologize because I seldom make any mistakes." --Fred Astaire, "Follow the Fleet"

 

[Dragonlord11_7]

"It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness"

"How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world."

"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much great poverty than the person who has nothing to eat."

"Preach the Gospel at all times, and if necessary, use words."

"We have learned to fly in the air like birds and swim the sea like fish, but we have not learned the simple art of living together as brothers."

"You're not obligated to win. You're obligated to keep trying to do the best you can everyday."

"You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims."

Amazing what a planner can have in it.

 

[Melissa M]

"We can do no great things, only small things with great love." - Mother Teresa

 

[pinkgalYall]

It does not matter to me, sir, wether i shoot you or not, but i daresay it will matter to you. - The Year of the Hangman

Who thought reading in school could be good!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

"Play that f***ing bass, John!" - Simon LeBon et al

"How old were you when your alarm clock went off?" - John Taylor, 1987

"Sex, drugs, rock and roll. Leave out the drugs and there's a lot more room for the other two." - Steven Tyler

"You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it's on your schedule." - George Carlin

"Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?" - A Few Good Men

"A thousand years from now, there will be no guys, no girls, only wankers." - Trainspotting

"And you wanted to dance/So I asked you to dance/But fear is in your soul/Some people call it a one-night stand but we can call it paradise..." - Duran Duran, Save a Prayer

"Now I know this shattered feeling/Trampled but still breathing/I'm just waiting for a good day..." - Duran Duran, Still Breathing

I have many, many others, but I'd be here all night...

 

[Papa Deuce]

I have many, many others, but I'd be here all night...

Yep... there are LOTS and LOTS of Duran Duran songs!

 

[bbangel]

"Some people without brains seem to do an awful lot of talking" - Scarecrow, Wizard of Oz

 

[dcentity2000]

The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori.

Translation: "It is sweet and right to die for your country"



Rich::

 

[Principessa Alba]

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

 

[MsDisney23]

Please don't take your Organs to Heaven...
Heaven knows we need them here!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Yep... there are LOTS and LOTS of Duran Duran songs!

Honestly, most of my other favourite lyrics are from David Bowie and Cure songs

 

[Kimberle]

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

 

[JMD]

From my hero Al....[edited a little ]

At the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where Christmas is nice
And lap dances are half price
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where egg nog`s are plenty
and the girls are all 20
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where there`s a cop at the door
and a Kennedy on the floor
at the nudie bar!!!

Where the breasts may be fake
But boy do they shake
At the nudie bar......