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[JMD]

One of my all-time favorite quotes...


"I never let my schooling get in the way of my education."

- Mark Twain

 

[maslex]

I have two that I love and live by each and every day!!!!

Life is NOT a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely BUT...to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand and screaming WOOHOO- WHAT A RIDE!


An immaculate house is a sign of a mis-spent life.

 

[mommaU4]

This is one of my favorite quotes ever. It's from the movie Shawshank Redemption and for me it just says it all.

"Get busy living, or get busy dying." ~Andy Dufresne

 

[edcrbnsoul]

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
Mark Twain


The only difference between a rut and grave is the depth of the hole.

 

[disneymama73]

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

- Dr. Seuss

 

[disneymama73]

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

- Erma Bombeck

 

[Philagoofy]

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Arthur Carlson

In my hand I hold greatness. Angel Martin

 

[MomofKatie]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[MomofKatie]

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. -Harry, When Harry Met Sally

 

[MomofKatie]

We are The Knights Who Say, "Nigh"!!

 

[reeeoga]

From "Get Fuzzy" by Darby Conley
Satchel: "They're...They're smiling, but I sense they don't WANT to...They want to fool you. But WHY?! What do they WANT?! Their laughing haunts me...It's evil...EVIL!!!
Rob: " I think they prefer the terms like "Perky" more that "Evil"...Haven't you ever seen the "Good Morning Show" before?"


Would you like some Suger flavored Suger coated Suger? Fairly oddparents

Work Smarter, not harder!

 

[Hercules10]

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Arthur Carlson

Gawd I miss that show!

Johnny Fever - "The mall has just been BOMBED with live turkeys!"

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Mark Twain

 

[Philagoofy]

Gawd I miss that show!

Johnny Fever - "The mall has just been BOMBED with live turkeys!"

The phone police are coming, they're going to arrest me. Dr. Johnny Fever

Not a direct quote but remember the episode where they had to broadcast from the tower & he broke the phone, he thought they'd be after him.

 

[CharmCityGirl]

“Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile...initially scared me to death.” - Betty Bender

 

[disneymama73]

"Well behaved women rarely make history."

~Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

 

[Luvamouse]

Under my Senior picture in my yearbook--

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't know."” Mark Twain ( I raised my hand for every answer-- even the ones I didn't know...)

Another good Twain-- "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
"Coincidence is when God laughs"

"Cleaning the house when the kids are growing is like shoveling snow when it's still snowing."
I LOVE good quotes.

 

[biras jim]

"now, you go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church and with any luck you might win the annual raffle"

long version ...

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechmalice.html

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I love sayings and quotes and I drive my family crazy with them.

Two are my current homemade tags and another an old one.

These are the good ole days when I get bogged down in my everyday crazy life, this one is my mantra

Laugh every day,even if it is at yourself this one I live by daily--I laugh often--it's wonderful medicine.

The nut doesn't fall far from the tree need I say more?

Another is a favorite real saying.

There But for the Grace of God go I I try to remember this one before judging others.

 

[imsorry]

My sister has a cute picture hanging in her kitchen, a very stern looking teddy bear. Under it the saying: "If Momma ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy!"