Post your favorite John one-liners

[travisx4]

After listening to the latest Podcast today it seems like every one contains at least one line from John that has me rolling. Let's relive our favorite ones here. I will start by posting 2 of my recent favorites.
"That is the gayest thing I have ever seen and I am married to a man"
"I love when Disney implements existing things, how about they implement Duffy into the shooting arcade"

 

[MomofKatie]

The one about panda bear being good with a sweet and sour sauce or something... I just remember the reference to eating an endangered animal.

Kevin also has some real good ones. My fave- I use Gold Bond powder when walking in the parks to avoid making my own soup. Eeeeewwww and tee hee !!!!!

 

[rlduvall]

How about Kathy's african name: insert appropriate sound.

But my absolute favorite John one-liner: "I guess the drapes didn't match the curtains."

 

[auroralark]

"There was a freaking shuttle?!"

 

[ninecrayons]

"Come get your rocket bar, you fat cow."

However, Matt from Australia gets my favorite line of all time. "So it was a full service spa, then?"

 

[DeltaDiamond001]

"Look what I made ma."

 

[kbelle8995]

He has had some good one hasn't he. I will go for his zingers during Kevin's restaurant reviews.

I think that he was really rolling over the "Cinderella Round Table" review. I believe he called the desert a "blood clot" And during Shutters review (which I now call "Shudders") he made a comment about the meat looking like a spline.

 

[njchris412]

It's pulled pop pop kids reference to the animal incinerator and Pete remember don't eat grandma

 

[njchris412]

It's pulled pop pop in reference to the animal incinerator at animal kingdom

 

[Wimpy]

Here's your rocket bar, you fat cow.

Or I think this was him as well, twigs and branches.

 

[twob4him]

I was cracking up when Kathy was explaining that Figment must have been shut down cause there was no line and Kevin said, "No, Kathy, that's just a Tuesday!". The banter and zingers every show really make my day!!!!

 

[travisx4]

These are all great. For the food references he commented about the dessert on the recent Italy trip "I cut the dessert in half and I think it healed itself"

 

[bkoehl]

Tutus for Tanner. "What's a "tootis"?"

 

[TinkerChelle]

Tutus for Tanner. "What's a "tootis"?"

OMG makes me giggle every time

 

[Stacy's a freak]

These are all great. For the food references he commented about the dessert on the recent Italy trip "I cut the dessert in half and I think it healed itself"

This and "Pulled Pop Pop"!

 

[Michele]

"Do you want me to catch fire? Run along...."


to the waiter who offered Sangria at the Via Napoli opening.

 

[dixiegirl]

OMG this is a great thread - absolutely made me laugh out loud and now have coworkers truly believing I have lost it! Keep 'em coming!

 

[BooToYou7]

I'm listening to an old 2008 episode and just heard a great one: "Why can't Mindy ever become a lawyer? She can't pass a bar!"

 

[THE3jsmom]

From last this past week's beat the heat show, the kid is in the plastic easy bake strollers

 

[ShesAPirate]

It's really Kevin's mom's line, but John said it on a show from 2007:

"She could eat an apple through a Page wire fence!"