Heh heh - I recognize so many of these -- I'm planning on teaching my nephews (& torturing their parents) with some of these songs when we go this August.
along with the army one above...
The cookies at Camp "whatever"
They say are mighty fine.
But one rolled off the table
And Killed a Friend of Mine!
Oh, I don't want no more of this camp life!
Gee Ma, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Gee Ma, I wanna go hooommme
The hot dogs at Camp "whatever"
They say are mighty fine.
But one jumped off the table
And bit a Friend of Mine!
Oh, I don't want no more of this camp life!
Gee Ma, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Gee Ma, I wanna go hooommme
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Rise and Shine
Rise and shine and give God your glory glory
Rise and shine and give God your glory glory
Rise and shine and (clap) give God your glory glory
Children of the Lord
The Lord said to Noah
There's going to be a floody floody (hands make rain motions down)
The Lord said to Noah
There's going to be a floody floody (hands make rain motions down)
Get those children (clap) out of the muddy muddy
Children of the Lord
So, Rise & Shine ...
The animals they came on, they came on by twosies twosies (hold 2 fingers up)
The animals they came on, they came on by twosies twosies (hold 2 fingers up)
Elephants and (clap) kangaroosies -roosies
Children of the Lord
So, Rise & Shine ...
It rained and poured for 40 daysies daysies (hold up 10 fingers 4 times)
It rained and poured for 40 daysies daysies (hold up 10 fingers 4 times)
Nearly drove those (clap) animals crazies crazies
Children of the Lord
So, Rise & Shine ...
The sun came out and dried up the landy landy (hold arms in circle over head)
The sun came out and dried up the landy landy (hold arms in circle over head)
Everything was (clap) fine and dandy dandy
Children of the Lord
So, Rise & Shine ...
The animals they came off, they came off in threesies threesies (hold up 3 fingers)
The animals they came off, they came off in threesies threesies (hold up 3 fingers)
Really learned their (clap) birds and beesies beesies
Children of the Lord
So, Rise & Shine ...
This is the end of, the end of my story story
This is the end of, the end of my story story
Everything was (clap) hunky dory dory
Children of the Lord
So, Rise & Shine ...
(I think that's how it goes)
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This I learned in Boy Scouts
Salvation Army
Salvation Army
Put a nickel in the drum
Save another drunken bum
Salvation Army
Salvation Army
Put a nickel in the drum and you'll be saved.
(Leader) TESTIMONIAL TIME!
(everyone else) YEAAAAA
(Leader) ONLY ONE BAR IN TOWN
(everyone else) BOOOOO
(Leader) BUT IT'S THREE MILES LONG!
(everyone else) YEEAAAA
... Salvation army ....
(not pc, but it sure was a popular song at all the get-togethers)
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And the green grass grew all around all around
And the green grass grew all around
There was a hole (leader)
There was a hole (everyone)
In the ground (leader)
In the ground (everyone)
The prettiest little hole (leader)
The prettiest little hole (everyone)
That you ever did see (leader)
That you ever did see (everyone)
(all) Oh, the hole was in the ground and the green grass grew all around all around,
and the green grass grew all around
And in that hole
.. and in that hole
There was a tree
.. there was a tree
The prettiest little tree
.. the prettiest little tree
That you ever did see
.. that you ever did see
(all together) and the tree was in the hole, the hole was in the ground, and the green grass grew all around all around, and the green grass grew all around
and on that tree ---- there was a limb
and on that limb ---- there was a branch
and on that branch ---- there was a twig
and on that twig ---- there was a leaf
and so on and so on -- we kept adding things to make it last
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Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I'd go slidey slidey slidey over everybody's hidey
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a mos-qui-to mos-qui-to
....
I'd go bitey bitey bitey under everybody's nighty
....
Oh I wish I were a big bottle of coke....
....
I'd go down with a sluuurrrrp and come up with a buuurrrrrp
....
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ah the memories
