I'm ashamed to admit that my DH and I were Poo offenders last night.
I went into our DS's room to check on him before I went to bed and it STUNK. I realized that I had forgotten to take the pink bag of poo out earlier. And let me tell you - those pink scented bags do NOT hold in the odor. Being too lazy to walk out to the trash can that was 10 feet from the front door we just threw it outside by the front door. And you know what? I forgot to get it this morning. If I ignore it, how much you want to bet that DH will never see it

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Hmm.....you guys would probably enjoy another poo watch, wouldn't you?
The REALLY entertaining thing would have been to see me put baby lotion on my hands and wave it around DS's room to try to get out the funk. DH heard strange noises on the monitor and came to investigate - at which point he caught me skipping around the room flapping my arms like a bird 
. I think the poo got to me

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Leigh: poo offender and baby lotion dancer ---
wait a minute, that sounds a little dirty