dawne98
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Mar 3, 2011
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I am horrible on cruises. I lick all door handles before I touch them. I wear my short shorts at dinner without underwear. I pee in the pool every day because of all of the alcohol that I smuggle from my room to the pool. I love going to the buffets and pick my nose and dispose of my boogers on the serving utensils. Then suck my snot and cough loudly while by the crab legs on the first day? Why? Cuz I can! I love to run up and down in the cabin area of deck 12 again because I can. Elevators? I hit every floor on the way down. And as I do all of these things, I have Dennis Leary's A@&hole song playing on my iPad as I take pictures of peoples faces looking whacked out. I make sure that my daughter is on my shoulders when they have pirate night. I want her to have the ability to watch the show without having to listen to someone darting and stinking up the area
I encourage all people of all sizes to wear what they are comfortable in it's their vacation too! Way too many people who are on this board are sorry to say but stuck up. Because someone does not comform to your way of thinking does not mean that they need to be shunned.
This is my name. I have no reason to make up a screen name to post on a website. If I don't want to talk to you, I won't. I think that my wife would fill her draws if she would see some of this activity that is in this board. I wrote all this down for fun after reading about others pet peeves! It's entertainment for me, it should be entertainment for y'all as well!



too funny I was laughing so hard I was just asked if I am ok!
I am with you.... when my family and I go on a vacation I don't care what your family is doing or not doing I am having fun and I am not going to let anyone be a "JOY KILLER".....
BUT I have to say I am a CHAIR HOGGER but for the chairs that are under the shade! sorry....
and yes my screen name is my name too lol