PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 23

[Briarmom]

Oh BOMB, one other thing...staterooms have started opening up on the Eastbound Panama Canal cruise. There were some on the website yesterday (I missed it). They are gone now, but it seems to me that if they are appearing on the website, the wait list has been cleared. You may want to keep your eye on it.

Wait. I saw them for the WESTbound one yesterday, but not for the East...I will keep a weathered eye out. I want to go so badly!

In other Bomb news:

Dh looked at the clothes...they are not bad. I'm going to soak them in OXYclean and go from there.

I have returned from the wine cellar. I am sipping on a Bourdeaux with a Purple Candy Cane winecharm on my glass. The village is lit and Muppets are on TV. I love this show.

 

[paigevz]

Bourdeaux and Muppets.......

I had no idea Hawaii experienced blizzards.........

And, "don't run with scissors" just came out of my mouth......

 

[imsorry]

Wait. I saw them for the WESTbound one yesterday, but not for the East...I will keep a weathered eye out. I want to go so badly!

In other Bomb news:

Dh looked at the clothes...they are not bad. I'm going to soak them in OXYclean and go from there.

I have returned from the wine cellar. I am sipping on a Bourdeaux with a Purple Candy Cane winecharm on my glass. The village is lit and Muppets are on TV. I love this show.

Sounds good, can I have a glass?

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

ARRRRRGGGHHHHH!

Why do my kids behave twice as badly when dh and I are both home? I'm seriously considering running away today. I'm not happy right now.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Wait. I saw them for the WESTbound one yesterday, but not for the East...I will keep a weathered eye out. I want to go so badly!

In other Bomb news:

Dh looked at the clothes...they are not bad. I'm going to soak them in OXYclean and go from there.

I have returned from the wine cellar. I am sipping on a Bourdeaux with a Purple Candy Cane winecharm on my glass. The village is lit and Muppets are on TV. I love this show.

Yeah this was the FIRST the EASTbound have showed up. I kicked myself for not having visited the Cruise board yesterday.

Glad the clothes are ok. And the wine sounds fabulous along with the village and muppets.

ARRRRRGGGHHHHH!

Why do my kids behave twice as badly when dh and I are both home? I'm seriously considering running away today. I'm not happy right now.

Since they have two of you to torture they feel they must double their output.

 

[sumrmist]

if your dh is home...run away for a while..dont you need some baking supplies?

 

[paigevz]

ARRRRRGGGHHHHH!

Why do my kids behave twice as badly when dh and I are both home? I'm seriously considering running away today. I'm not happy right now.

It's him. I blame mine when that happens. I say he gets 'em all riled up. Something about him being there makes 'em nuts.

 

[Briarmom]

Dh came in and turned the channel to ESPN.
I told him to go cook for his offspring.
Then I turned it back to Muppets.

 

[Tiffer]

links!

I am the worst mother EVER

The tooth fairy forgot to come to my house...AGAIN...last night.

Jenna even wrote a note b/c the tooth broke.

I guess the Tooth Fairy is very busy helping Santa this time of year.

 

[ConcKahuna]

links!

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1656063

 

[paigevz]

I am the worst mother EVER

The tooth fairy forgot to come to my house...AGAIN...last night.

Jenna even wrote a note b/c the tooth broke.

I guess the Tooth Fairy is very busy helping Santa this time of year.

You do know that because each child is assigned their own personal tooth fairy (which explains the discrepancy in amounts among different children), and fairies age faster than people, that by the time a child is Jenna's age, their tooth fairy is quite old and begins to be forgetful. The GOOD thing about that is that she usually makes up for that by bringing a little extra when she does remember.

 

[sumrmist]

tiff you know what I do when the tooth fairy forgets? I drop the money behind the headboard....and say " you must have knocked it out from under your pillow last night and she was in a hurry so she didnt take the tooh" it has worked EVERY TIME,

 

[lovetoscrap]

Okay, what part of WELCOME board do DISers not understand? Why do they think it is okay to jump all over a first time poster over there like they are still on the CB? It is a WELCOME board. If you can't be welcoming then keep your snarky *** on the CB!

Rant over.

YEah, WTH kind of school you sending her too?? No spare Manolo's on hand??!!!

Are those by Barry?

And, "don't run with scissors" just came out of my mouth......

You are a teacher, That should come out of your mouth at least once a day! Along with stop eating your crayons. Well, maybe not in 2nd grade, but in Kindergarten it did!

I am the worst mother EVER

The tooth fairy forgot to come to my house...AGAIN...last night.

Jenna even wrote a note b/c the tooth broke.

I guess the Tooth Fairy is very busy helping Santa this time of year.

tiff you know what I do when the tooth fairy forgets? I drop the money behind the headboard....and say " you must have knocked it out from under your pillow last night and she was in a hurry so she didnt take the tooh" it has worked EVERY TIME,

TEO and I read the same parenting book. That is what I was going to say! You palm the money and tell her you will help her find it because it probably fell behind the bed. Get down and reach really far back and VIOLA! Look! I found it!!!

 

[Tiffer]

tiff you know what I do when the tooth fairy forgets? I drop the money behind the headboard....and say " you must have knocked it out from under your pillow last night and she was in a hurry so she didnt take the tooh" it has worked EVERY TIME,

That would work on most children, but you see my DD puts hers IN her pillowcase to prevent such things from happening.

 

[Briarmom]

Tiff- I agree with Teo. Is Jenna at the end of her believing phase? I know this is most likely ds8's last year. He's been asking the hard questions for 2 years now. Oh, and you are not the worst mom ever!

Auntie Im~I'd love for you to have a glass. I am feeling too relaxed to go to photobucket and find one, however. You'll have to imagine a photo here!

 

[sumrmist]

well maybe the tooth fairy didnt put the money in the pillow case this time LOL....oh heck just give her 10 bucks and tell her you will get your money back from the tooth fairy...LOL

 

[lovetoscrap]

Oh, there is your mistake Tiff! Our tooth fairy leaves the tooth! She just leaves money! Much easier!

 

[sumrmist]

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

if your dh is home...run away for a while..dont you need some baking supplies?

Good plan. I actually need to go to the post office, but I first have to get my stuff wrapped and boxed up. As if that's going to happen right now.

It's him. I blame mine when that happens. I say he gets 'em all riled up. Something about him being there makes 'em nuts.

It IS him. He's letting them jump on our bed right now, and leap off onto the mini trampoline. I'm outta here, before I strangle someone (and I don't mean the girls.)

 

[sumrmist]

here auntie a whole bottle just for you