PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 22

[Shugardrawers]

If you need a disease I'll be happy to share mine

 

[L107ANGEL]

If you need a disease I'll be happy to share mine

Hi Kim!

 

[paigevz]

So are you playing hooky or not feeling well?

I do NOT play hooky. I have a migraine. It is huge. and it will not go away. Stupid thing. I keep throwing drugs at it, so it is minimal right now, but it still hurts. I can't take these drugs and work though.

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

If you need a disease I'll be happy to share mine

So sorry your feeling bad. Do you need any more books? I'd be happy to share some of my already read ones.

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

I do NOT play hooky. I have a migraine. It is huge. and it will not go away. Stupid thing. I keep throwing drugs at it, so it is minimal right now, but it still hurts. I can't take these drugs and work though.

Sorry to hear about your migraine. It seems everyone is feeling bad today. I think Snowy is not doing well either. Can I do anything for you?

 

[debbiedoo]

Debbie,

You say it's your birthday da na na na na nuh
It's my birthday too ya da na na na na nuh
----not really, but I like that scene from 16 Candles
Happy Birtday! 23 again?

.

16 candles if a good movie

23

 

[paigevz]

Sorry to hear about your migraine. It seems everyone is feeling bad today. I think Snowy is not doing well either. Can I do anything for you?

You're so sweet. I'm sorry I'm a bit cranky. My head is starting to hurt a lot more. I think it's time for more pills.

Shug.

Hi Danger. Hi Snuggie, happy birthday.

Flurry

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[Tiffer]

So anything interesting going on in your part of the world?

I am going to run out. I am at work alone and in a sad mood. I am going to head down to my college and get a transcript. I think I am going to apply to the DA's office.

Maybe take a detour to Target afterwards.

When the cat's away.......

 

[paigevz]

I posted this before, but I forgot it so maybe you guys did too.......a little laugh for the sickies:





Not Going To Try This Again

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

 

[paigevz]

I am going to run out. I am at work alone and in a sad mood. I am going to head down to my college and get a transcript. I think I am going to apply to the DA's office.

Maybe take a detour to Target afterwards.

When the cat's away.......

Don't be sad my Bouncer.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I posted this before, but I forgot it so maybe you guys did too.......a little laugh for the sickies:





Not Going To Try This Again

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

 

[ashjohnson80]

does anyone know anyone with a scion?

 

[phorsenuf]

Home from work. Dinner is in the crockot and smells yummy! I remembered to put the pork in before leaving today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEB!!!

 

[paigevz]

does anyone know anyone with a scion?

No, but it took me a good 30 seconds before I realized you meant a car.

 

[ashjohnson80]

No, but it took me a good 30 seconds before I realized you meant a car.

Hmmm, wonder what you were thinking I was talking about?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Hmmm, wonder what you were thinking I was talking about?

 

[paigevz]

Hmmm, wonder what you were thinking I was talking about?

I was just staring at the word, thinking it looked familiar, and wondering what on earth it was. And then I realized. My brain isn't working well at all.

 

[phorsenuf]

Angel- you asked me yesterday about the pork and I never got a chance to respond. There really isn't anything to it. Get some country style ribs and throw them in the crockpot on low all day. About an hour before you want to eat drain the liquid and then dump a bottle of Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce on them and let them cook for another hour on high. They are so good. You can use country style or regular ribs. They just fall off the bone and so tender!

 

[bigmerle1966]

does anyone know anyone with a scion?

Nope.

Good jokes Paige.