Planky
Taking over the World... one trip at a time
- Joined
- Apr 30, 2008
- Messages
- 190
Geez...
I take a sabatical to Tibet to study meditation and I get back and there's this big green thingie growing in the living room... shedding little green thingies...(I did NOT plant that before I left) (or if I did... wow... that Miracle Gro works...) This guy named Bing was crowing about a White Christmas (which I think he went a little too far seeing as my green Planky mobile is now stuck in a SNOW DRIFT.... There's little white fluffy things coming out of the sky and as hard as I try... I can't put them back... My nice tropical surroundings here at Casa Planky have turned icy - have you ever seen me ice skate??? I can unintentionally outdo Scott Hamilton in the back flip without even trying...
The TV in the living room got ALOT thinner... I guess it went on a diet... and it's something they call HD... Like I wanted to see Keith Olbermans nostrels any larger...
& to all of you who invested your 401K's in Planky Inc. All I can say is... I'm really sorry. But I had to pay for the trip somehow...
So... it's time to clear off the desk... (Who left all these chocolate mice laying around here??? ) Bribe photobucket and lets see if I can't get tossed off the Disboards...
Next up... ARUBA!!!!
I take a sabatical to Tibet to study meditation and I get back and there's this big green thingie growing in the living room... shedding little green thingies...(I did NOT plant that before I left) (or if I did... wow... that Miracle Gro works...) This guy named Bing was crowing about a White Christmas (which I think he went a little too far seeing as my green Planky mobile is now stuck in a SNOW DRIFT.... There's little white fluffy things coming out of the sky and as hard as I try... I can't put them back... My nice tropical surroundings here at Casa Planky have turned icy - have you ever seen me ice skate??? I can unintentionally outdo Scott Hamilton in the back flip without even trying...

The TV in the living room got ALOT thinner... I guess it went on a diet... and it's something they call HD... Like I wanted to see Keith Olbermans nostrels any larger...
& to all of you who invested your 401K's in Planky Inc. All I can say is... I'm really sorry. But I had to pay for the trip somehow...
So... it's time to clear off the desk... (Who left all these chocolate mice laying around here??? ) Bribe photobucket and lets see if I can't get tossed off the Disboards...
Next up... ARUBA!!!!