Piddle in a bottle, standing in line

[Jeanny]

Originally posted by ptcruisermom
While my husband and younger two kids were waiting for my older son and I to get off the rock n roller coaster my son saw a child around 4 have a bowel movement in a plastic dish and then the parents threw it in the trash can. This was by the refreshment cart or souvener cart across from rnr. That was gross.

eeeewwwwww what's wrong with people????
USE THE RESTROOMS, that's what they're for...

 

[shortbun]

Well, when we were returning from our beach vacation, DS
announces he has to "go." We are nowhere. The next rest
stop is several miles away so I tell him he has to hold it until
we get there. He says ok. We get to the rest stop and DH pulls
in. DS says "I don't have to go anymore!" I'm like, OMG did
he go in his pants(he's 8) but I manage a weak "Why don't
you have to go anymore?" hoping for the best. He brightly
says, " I peed in this bottle!" He held up the water bottle
he had just consumed and sure enough, he had used it to
relieve himself. When he saw the look on my face, he said, "Mom,
I couldn't wait." So I admitted it was better than wetting himself and had to say he was pretty resourceful at that. But, next
time, DS-let us know with a little more notice,eh? At least no one
saw him that we know of.

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Pee In A Bottle
(Sung to the tune of Time In A Bottle by Jim Croce)

If I had to pee in a bottle
The first thing that I'd want to do
Is to stand all alone
To be seen by no one
And hope I don't splash on my shoe

If I could just hold it forever
If the pee pee dance would just work
I'd be much more happy
And feel so much better
And then not look like a jerk

But there never seems to be a restroom
To do the things I have to do
Once I feel them
I've looked around enough to know
That I don't want to have to go
In line here

If I had a box just for doodoo
And movements that just wouldn't do
The box would be empty
Because I'm not an animal
I know where to go #2

 

[abitjaded]

Funnier than the shockwave!

Carla

 

[laurie31]

DukeStreetKing, I'm ROTFL!!! That's hilarious!



As for the poop in the trash can thing....well, that's one of the grossest things I've ever heard!! GAG!!!! If for some strange reason they couldn't get the kid to a restroom before it happened, they could have at least disposed of it in a toilet!!! Imagine the smell from that garbage can!! EWWWWWWWW!!!

Laurie

 

[SplshMtn99]

ROFLMAO ----- And I actually used to love that song. Don't think I'll ever think of it in the same way now. Thanks.!

 

[tiggersmom2]

Originally posted by DukeStreetKing
Pee In A Bottle
(Sung to the tune of Time In A Bottle by Jim Croce)

If I had to pee in a bottle
The first thing that I'd want to do
Is to stand all alone
To be seen by no one
And hope I don't splash on my shoe

If I could just hold it forever
If the pee pee dance would just work
I'd be much more happy
And feel so much better
And then not look like a jerk

But there never seems to be a restroom
To do the things I have to do
Once I feel them
I've looked around enough to know
That I don't want to have to go
In line here

If I had a box just for doodoo
And movements that just wouldn't do
The box would be empty
Because I'm not an animal
I know where to go #2

I must admit, you've got quite a talent there!