Pick-Up-Lines... the worst and best!!!

[Poohstyx]

If I tell you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

Is your father a baker, cause he sure can make nice buns

I would have 2 say that this 1 is my FAVORITE... i loved all of them but ecspecially that one!! keep replin that way i can keep laughin!!

<3 always, PrincessEm

 

[PrincessTiff]

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt..?"

"When you fell from heaven"

 

[L107ANGEL]

"Yo, take a look at that, the face of an Angel" I married him

 

[Loubon]

"Yo, take a look at that, the face of an Angel" I married him

Yo? Who did you marry ===> ?

 

[Cool-Beans]

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt..?"

"When you fell from heaven"

...because you are obviously an angel. Oh, my GOD! I was going to post it. I guess it was as old as dirt even when I first heard it (so said my mom, anyway, when I told her about it.) Could not believe someone actually used it! "Did it hurt?" Blech!!!!!!!! Buh-bye.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Yo? Who did you marry ===> ?

Shut the hell up

 

[TJ's Mom]

I think the color of your eyes match my sheets - want to go find out?

 

[JoyG]

How YOU doin' (ala Joey Tribiani)