Pick-Up-Lines... the worst and best!!!

[Poohstyx]

Hey everyone
I want to know ALL of the cheesy pickup lines that anyone has told you!!!

These are mine:
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz your the only ten i see!
Are you tired? Cuz you been runnin through my mind all day
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together

Any more??????
<3 always, PrincessEm

 

[xyzabc33]

Cute thread.

Lets not forget the infamous. Hey baby, what's your sign? Yes Someone did ask me that once :rollseyes:

 

[Sinderelli]

Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can sure see myself in them.

 

[terryX]

Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can sure see myself in them.

OMG... On behalf of men everywhere....I apologize...

 

[PrincessPatty]

If I tell you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

Is your father a baker, cause he sure can make nice buns

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Hi, um, see my friend over there? Ummm... he wants to know if you have a boyfriend.

(seriously... I hate that)

 

[Sparx]

"so...you're a girl, right?"

 

[xyzabc33]

Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can sure see myself in them.

You win! That is just undescribably tacky.

 

[KidGoofy]

My favorite pick-up line is the one from How I Met Your Mother. It is so long and you need some people to act in it.But it pretty much is the stupid Did it hurt pickup line

 

[PanamaMike]

"Hi there. I'm single and own my own home".

 

[LadyyRedd]

"Are you afraid of heights?"

"yes, actually I am"

"I figured you were because how else would they be able to keep an angel on the ground?"

GAG

Kimya

 

[PixiePop]

Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can sure see myself in them.

Did someone REALLY say that? Yuck! I would vote for worst ever.

 

[belle_of_the_ball]

best pick up line story!!

so my ever oblivious friend and i are at a party and this boy comes up and says "hey are you tired" and she goes".....no....not really" and i just laugh and he says "cuz you've been running through my mind all day"

but i have some good ones

- "Im a little short on cash, mind if we share a cab home"
-"I seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours?"
-"Are you accepting memberships to your fan club"

and my current fave

"Hi, my name is Justin, Justincredible"

 

[terryX]

best pick up line story!!

so my ever oblivious friend and i are at a party and this boy comes up and says "hey are you tired" and she goes".....no....not really" and i just laugh and he says "cuz you've been running through my mind all day"

but i have some good ones

- "Im a little short on cash, mind if we share a cab home"
-"I seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours?"
-"Are you accepting memberships to your fan club"

and my current fave

"Hi, my name is Justin, Justincredible"

Those lines are killing me And being a guy...starting to feel a bit embarrassed ...not that I've EVER tried any of those lines...

 

[Stacerita]

My favorite pick-up line is the one from How I Met Your Mother. It is so long and you need some people to act in it.But it pretty much is the stupid Did it hurt pickup line

Have you met Ted?

 

[maps]

"Your father must be a thief because he stole the twinkle in the stars and put them in your eyes"


I had to try really hard not to bust out laughing at this one.

Even better, he said this to me IN FRONT OF my boyfriend and when my boyfriend tried to interupt him, he shushed him.

By the way, they were friends.

 

[Papa Deuce]

I have NEVER used a pickup line... mostly because I was too shy around women to approach them.

 

[Ava83]

We were helping a friend with lines and the "best" we came up with is as follows.

"they call me snickers cause I always satisfy"

Not sure how far he got with that.

Now I get boring lines like..."hi" or "Hey what's your name?" but I really shouldn't be getting any due to the whole marriage thing

 

[PeterPanette]

The first thing my ex husband ever said to me was, "You're cuter than a banty rooster in a barnyard with a pair of bobby socks on!"

I gave him high marks for originality, at least. Alas, even with that auspicious and romantic beginning, our relationship failed miserably.

 

[Disney Doll]

I have obviously led a very boring and sheltered life, because I have never had a pick-up line such as these used on me.

I usually got the very boring "Hi, my name is Bill, what's yours?"