Phone Conversation (joke)...

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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over to your place after while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously... "LISTEN, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
 
Laura,

I don't know if I've told you this before, but I appreciate the jokes you send. Where do you get them all?

Every other Wednesday, we have a staff meeting, and someone always has to start the meeting off with a good joke.

I usually poll your jokes for one to tell, and I've told quite a few of yours at the meeting.

I just printed this one (phone conversation) and might tell it at the next meeting (6/18).

Thanks for the ammunition!

VAL
 

I signed up for daily emails from several different joke sites. :teeth:
 

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