Perfect people thread

[LaraK]

I may kill a beer, but never a dust bunny!!!










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[just4today]

What does Garrison Keiler say about Lake Wobegone?
Where all the men are strong, all the women are good looking and all the children are above average?
I thought that is what the dis was.
I know my children will never have sex before marriage, use an illegal substance or drink before they are 21. I would also never go above the speed limit, talk on a cell phone while driving, lie about anybody in my family's age, fudge on my taxes, etc.

Don't forget credit card debt. You may not have any.
Oh, and you must always stay concierge-level anywhere you travel.

 

[PADISFAM]

I may kill a beer, but never a dust bunny!!!










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oh gosh, stop the presses........she's a drinker! I bet you've even been drunk before too.......tsk, tsk..........is a domestic or import.........that is very important you know!

 

[LaraK]

Of COURSE I've never been drunk! My body doesn't get drunk...it's those superior genes!

Now excuse me while I go help my four year old finish putting together the new computer he designed...he said he needs me to hold his tools. Then the six year old wants me to take a look at the new opera she composed.

 

[DISUNC]

I is MORE perfeckta den all of youse!!!!!

When i just sit & dink about hows purfeck I is, I get scarred!

 

[MNFootballMommy]

I'm so practically perfect that you should just call me 'Mary Poppins'...


or not...

Lara, how do your kids have time to name the thousands of healthy dust bunnies AND build computers AND write symphonies? Nevermind. I'm so perfect that I already know...

 

[JimmyPicker]

Oh, please, perfect ones, teach me your perfect ways.

 

[PADISFAM]

Oh, please, perfect ones, teach me your perfect ways.

oh hrumph, you must be born this way.........it is not teachable........sorry.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

I'm a perfect loser.

I heard you let your kids sleep in their school clothes sometimes...

 

[coles1mom]

Since our children design and make their own clothes, of course they sleep in them. They have invented the perfect multi-wear.

 

[Smileybug]

Since our children design and make their own clothes, of course they sleep in them. They have invented the perfect multi-wear.

Well, they aren't perfect unless they are disposable. No washing. That is what makes them perfect.

 

[coles1mom]

Well, they aren't perfect unless they are disposable. No washing. That is what makes them perfect.

The kids or the clothes?


Both

 

[Maleficent13]

What does Garrison Keiler say about Lake Wobegone?
Where all the men are strong, all the women are good looking and all the children are above average?

Actually, it's "Where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average".

I know this because I'm perfect.

 

[LaraK]

Well, they aren't perfect unless they are disposable. No washing. That is what makes them perfect.

Well THAT's not very friendly to the planet...MY kids invented self cleaning multiuse multiseasonal nanotechnological clothes The ones they made for me also make you look skinny, of coure I don't need that.

 

[bavaria]

The ones they made for me also make you look skinny, of coure I don't need that.

Hmm... not quite as perfect as we thought, are we?

 

[DISUNC]

Well THAT's not very friendly to the planet...MY kids invented self cleaning multiuse multiseasonal nanotechnological clothes The ones they made for me also make you look skinny, of coure I don't need that.

My family is so Phyically beautiful, most dont even want us too wear clothes!
We are like 'works of art'

Damn society for forc ing us Beautiful people to conform to their ugly standards.

 

[coles1mom]

My family is so Phyically beautiful, most dont even want us too wear clothes!
We are like 'works of art'

Damn society for forc ing us Beautiful people to conform to their ugly standards.

The proof is in the pictures

 

[LaraK]

Hmm... not quite as perfect as we thought, are we?

Bite me!

 

[bavaria]

only if you are made of chocolate (and then, only if it is the good stuff!)

 

[LaraK]

Dark Chocolate is good for you. What a perfect food.