Perfect people thread

[LaraK]

If you are imperfect, you need not apply In fact, don't even LOOK at us!

We plan on looking out of our huge windows and throwing stones.

Wait, you looked! Are you SURE you're perfect...nothing stinks that you leave behind, does it? That isn't a dust bunny in your house, is it? Did you just give your child...GASP....candy????

BTW...if you aren't realizing this is all a JOKE, well, you must have just met me.

Maybe I should run for office, then I'd have all the threads about me

 

[Cantw8]

Well, I am a perfect person and I am seriously offended by your slander of us

 

[LaraK]

Well, I am a perfect person and I am seriously offended by your slander of us

YOU?? PERFECT???? I've seen your photobucket.

 

[PADISFAM]

I often like to think I'm perfect..........does that count?

 

[LaraK]

I often like to think I'm perfect..........does that count?

Only if you believe it

 

[PADISFAM]

Only if you believe it

just ask DH! (someone's gotta!)

 

[Cantw8]

YOU?? PERFECT???? I've seen your photobucket.

They are all "perfectly" good pics

 

[freckles and boo]

I am perfectly annoyed by my perfect child who wants sympathy for falling off the back of a perfectly good love seat (and thumping her perfectly-shaped head on the perfectly dusty floor) after having been told to sit down properly like a perfect angel at least twelve times.

 

[PADISFAM]

I am perfectly annoyed by my perfect child who wants sympathy for falling off the back of a perfectly good love seat (and thumping her perfectly-shaped head on the perfectly dusty floor) after having been told to sit down properly like a perfect angel at least twelve times.

that sounds a lot like my perfect children! & how old is your perfect little cherub?

 

[mickyzzzzz05]

Ooops! Sorry, thought this was a political thread.

 

[Magic Mom]

Maybe I should run for office, then I'd have all the threads about me

No need to spend all that mone running for office! I can make some threads about you if you want. It doesn't take any skill, I can just make some stuff up. Do you want me to make some "pro" LaraK threads, or some "anti" LaraK threadds, or maybe a mixture of both??

 

[CraftyMouse]

I am perfectly imperfect!

 

[freckles and boo]

that sounds a lot like my perfect children! & how old is your perfect little cherub?

That particular little angel is eight (and a half).

 

[coles1mom]

Here's my poof, oops mean proof

 

[PADISFAM]

Here's my poof, oops mean proof

Hey! That's what I serve my perfect family too!

 

[Tiggeroo]

What does Garrison Keiler say about Lake Wobegone?
Where all the men are strong, all the women are good looking and all the children are above average?
I thought that is what the dis was.
I know my children will never have sex before marriage, use an illegal substance or drink before they are 21. I would also never go above the speed limit, talk on a cell phone while driving, lie about anybody in my family's age, fudge on my taxes, etc.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

I'm a perfectionist.
[Does that count, or do I have to be absolutely perfect? ]

 

[LaraK]

No need to spend all that mone running for office! I can make some threads about you if you want. It doesn't take any skill, I can just make some stuff up. Do you want me to make some "pro" LaraK threads, or some "anti" LaraK threadds, or maybe a mixture of both??

Oohh! Can I start the LaraK scandel threads? Maybe I can make it seem like I have a life!!!!

LaraK has hot young lover who looks like Johnny Depp!!! She's not fit to lead!

LaraK waists money on bling, how can you trust her with yours????

 

[coles1mom]

Oohh! Can I start the LaraK scandel threads? Maybe I can make it seem like I have a life!!!!

LaraK has hot young lover who looks like Johnny Depp!!! She's not fit to lead!

LaraK waists money on bling, how can you trust her with yours????

Proof, LaraK with Johnny Deep, front page news!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PADISFAM]

well, now; rumor has it you're killing dusty bunnies LaraK..........inquiring minds want to know........