Peeps 2. The Sweaty Asian Strikes Back. Pt 2. Feb '10. 2/21-Final Chapter. Link to TR

[WendyO]

Up here lots of folks called them slippers. Heck, some still do (flip flops that is). It's a Hawaiian thing I guess....us mainlanders just look confused when they refer to them as such but I know my cousins in HI still use that term all the time.

thongs.

I think the proper HI pronounciation is "slippah"

Hee hee hee.

 

[WendyO]

Sorry, Wendy!!

That was a reference to something I posted over on my PTR a couple of weeks ago. I live overseas, in literally the middle of nowhere, and cream cheese is only something I get when someone brings me some. That and brown sugar, peanut butter, and marshmallows...

I get so excited when I get those things, well, I just leak a little.

Ahhhh. I get it now... whatever floats your boat! Ha ha ha. Although... that does sound interesting... methinks I might have to try that... might rank up there with my peanut butter mushroom cheeseburgers. Yes, you heard right.

Once again, the topic of the day turns to bathroom matters.... As The Toilet Flushes - who will leak next????

Love love love this!!!! Very creative!

 

[All7OfUs]

Oh, I don't eat those things TOGETHER. But all those things are special order from the "big city". The next time someone can bring my stuff is when my son comes home from boarding school.

Peanut butter mushroom cheeseburgers??!!!

Hmmm.... that's definitely the first time I've heard that one. Maybe you should suggest that one for the next F&W Fest.

 

[Blueyed Girl]

oh how I loved my jelly shoes!

Awww, I LOVED my jellies!!!!!! Too funny! I think I had clear, pearly white, purple, pink and I think a blue that you can see through with glitter in it.

 

[glennbo123]

The last time I went to Home Depot they were fully stocked with Mickey Heads. This time the switcheroo was happening...I think you have time.

I was out running some errands last night on the way home, so stopped by Home Depot and grabbed a bunch. They were still fully stocked, so far.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

I was out running some errands last night on the way home, so stopped by Home Depot and grabbed a bunch. They were still fully stocked, so far.

im stopping tomorrow to load up, i have about 100 at home right now, but dont want to worry about running out in the future.

 

[All7OfUs]

A Plea from Afar...

Would it be asking too much for someone to pick me up some?? Pweese, pwetty pweeze?

 

[GreatBiscuit]

now I get your name "great biscuit".....you're an "air biscuit"!

You raise an excellent point. Perhaps it was Freudian? I’ve certainly floated my fair share of them. And I’m apparently more well known for it than I thought.

A few weeks back, as I was coming into church, one of the ushers pulled me aside and said “I need to talk to you.” He seemed grave so of course I’m thinking things like the pastor is sick and I have to fill in, the video projector died, we blew an AC unit, you know, things I’ve had to deal with in the past. Then he says “I saw this in the store and felt you needed to have it.” He then reaches into his pocket and hands me this.

Yep. It’s a pocket sized electronic Whoopee cushion. He then cracked up and we had a good laugh over it, I stuck it in my pocket and life went on. About an hour later, we’re about midway through the morning service and it’s time for family prayer. During this portion of the service, the staff pastors all go down front to pray with anyone that requests it. I happened to be on the far right side and, an older gentleman asked me to pray for him for his upcoming surgery. (By this time I had completely forgotten I had the mini-poofer in my pocket. Raise your hand if you know where this is going.)

So I went to kneel down and my pants leg pulled tight against my pocket and set the thing off. Of course it scared me at first and I sort of lurched a bit and landed a little harder than I planned. I figured I should try to recover as best as possible so I stretched out that leg a bit hoping to give it some slack. This resulted in an encore performance. As I pondered ways to kill an usher, I tried moving my leg again and it went off a third time. That’s when it struck my that perhaps pumping my leg around while this particular sound effect was being broadcast was probably not going to help sell the concept that this was artificial. I finally reached into my pocket and retrieved it and stuffed it in a Kleenex box behind the altar where it went off a fourth time.

By now, it was too late to regain composure as the first two rows on that side were deep in the throws of stifled chuckles. The man who came down never batted and eye and somehow I managed to choke out a prayer without a full fledged guffaw.

His surgery was a success so I guess it's a good thing the Lord has a sense of humor.

 

[winkers]

great air biscuit...that is hillarious!

How did you get through the prayer without laughing? I always seem to get a case of the giggles at the worst times.

I boys would love an electric whoppie cushion.

 

[All7OfUs]

Thanks for the gut busting laugh I just had, GB!!!

One time my nursing aunt was asked to come forward in church to lead prayer and sheheard a baby start to cry. Every nursing mother knows what happens then!

She could hardly get through it without dying of embarrasment!!

Also, all! Got my LGMHs taken care of by a DISfriend!! Thanks- you know who you are.

 

[eandesmom]

great air biscuit...that is hillarious!

How did you get through the prayer without laughing? I always seem to get a case of the giggles at the worst times.

I boys would love an electric whoppie cushion.

That is a riot! My boys would break it, of that I am sure. I can't count the number of "regular" one's that they've popped.

Fart humor never stops. In fact Evan informed me that his theory is that Santa farts the presents down the chimney and the gust takes them under the tree.

Nice....

It was funny, albeit gross.

I will try to hit HD and see if there are any LGMH around here....I confess to not using them but would be happy to ship some to the 'stan's if there are any here.

Of course y'all can just print LGMH's....on card stock....

 

[All7OfUs]

Someone PM'd me and will get them. Someone you and I may get to meet soon.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

thats a great story, i would have said sorry, had the chili last night.

 

[glennbo123]

A few weeks back, as I was coming into church, one of the ushers pulled me aside and said “I need to talk to you.” He seemed grave so of course I’m thinking things like the pastor is sick and I have to fill in, the video projector died, we blew an AC unit, you know, things I’ve had to deal with in the past. Then he says “I saw this in the store and felt you needed to have it.” He then reaches into his pocket and hands me this.

Yep. It’s a pocket sized electronic Whoopee cushion. He then cracked up and we had a good laugh over it, I stuck it in my pocket and life went on. About an hour later, we’re about midway through the morning service and it’s time for family prayer. During this portion of the service, the staff pastors all go down front to pray with anyone that requests it. I happened to be on the far right side and, an older gentleman asked me to pray for him for his upcoming surgery. (By this time I had completely forgotten I had the mini-poofer in my pocket. Raise your hand if you know where this is going.)

So I went to kneel down and my pants leg pulled tight against my pocket and set the thing off. Of course it scared me at first and I sort of lurched a bit and landed a little harder than I planned. I figured I should try to recover as best as possible so I stretched out that leg a bit hoping to give it some slack. This resulted in an encore performance. As I pondered ways to kill an usher, I tried moving my leg again and it went off a third time. That’s when it struck my that perhaps pumping my leg around while this particular sound effect was being broadcast was probably not going to help sell the concept that this was artificial. I finally reached into my pocket and retrieved it and stuffed it in a Kleenex box behind the altar where it went off a fourth time.

By now, it was too late to regain composure as the first two rows on that side were deep in the throws of stifled chuckles. The man who came down never batted and eye and somehow I managed to choke out a prayer without a full fledged guffaw.

His surgery was a success so I guess it's a good thing the Lord has a sense of humor.

GB, I have never laughed so hard on the DIS. I have tears streaming down my face. I had to take my glasses off. These emoticons don't even begin to describe it.

 

[pipersmom]

Thank you for the laugh, Oh Great One! Fart humor is pretty popular around here as well with my lil flatulence machine in residence. I think I would have been ok until I saw the congregation stifling laughter, then I would have totally lost it!

 

[MsPlutoNJ]

GreatBiscuit, that was soooo funny. Thanks for sharing.

Wendy, I forgot to say, "your kids are adorable."

Hope everone in the North East is staying warm today. Brrr.

 

[WendyO]

Oh, I don't eat those things TOGETHER. But all those things are special order from the "big city". The next time someone can bring my stuff is when my son comes home from boarding school.

Peanut butter mushroom cheeseburgers??!!!

Hmmm.... that's definitely the first time I've heard that one. Maybe you should suggest that one for the next F&W Fest.

Oh!!!!! How funny! I would have totally tried it together for some reason... sooooo funny. I totally thought you made your own little concoction snack...

But yes PBMC are the best! Farrells (an old style ice cream parlor back from my high school days) used to serve burgers with like 18 different toppings and one of them was PB&J. I didn't think the jelly would work with the burger but I was intrigued by the PB part and so I tried it on my normal mushroom cheeseburger order. Lo and behold, IT WAS DELICIOUS!!! Maybe b/c PB and meat are both proteins or something (sort of like chicken satay, with peanut sauce)... but it was sooooo good (crunchy is the best). So now the only place I can get them is Johnny Rocket's b/c they have peanut butter on the menu. So I order it with a side of PB and make it myself. It's awesome. I tell people, "Don't mock it till you try it..." (but you have to like PB or it won't work...). Sooooooooooo good. Mmmmmmmmm.

A few weeks back, as I was coming into church, one of the ushers pulled me aside and said “I need to talk to you.” He seemed grave so of course I’m thinking things like the pastor is sick and I have to fill in, the video projector died, we blew an AC unit, you know, things I’ve had to deal with in the past. Then he says “I saw this in the store and felt you needed to have it.” He then reaches into his pocket and hands me this.

Yep. It’s a pocket sized electronic Whoopee cushion. He then cracked up and we had a good laugh over it, I stuck it in my pocket and life went on. About an hour later, we’re about midway through the morning service and it’s time for family prayer. During this portion of the service, the staff pastors all go down front to pray with anyone that requests it. I happened to be on the far right side and, an older gentleman asked me to pray for him for his upcoming surgery. (By this time I had completely forgotten I had the mini-poofer in my pocket. Raise your hand if you know where this is going.)

So I went to kneel down and my pants leg pulled tight against my pocket and set the thing off. Of course it scared me at first and I sort of lurched a bit and landed a little harder than I planned. I figured I should try to recover as best as possible so I stretched out that leg a bit hoping to give it some slack. This resulted in an encore performance. As I pondered ways to kill an usher, I tried moving my leg again and it went off a third time. That’s when it struck my that perhaps pumping my leg around while this particular sound effect was being broadcast was probably not going to help sell the concept that this was artificial. I finally reached into my pocket and retrieved it and stuffed it in a Kleenex box behind the altar where it went off a fourth time.

By now, it was too late to regain composure as the first two rows on that side were deep in the throws of stifled chuckles. The man who came down never batted and eye and somehow I managed to choke out a prayer without a full fledged guffaw.

His surgery was a success so I guess it's a good thing the Lord has a sense of humor.

Again, THIS is the reason you are not allowed to drink while DISing!!! For stories just like this!!! OMG, THE BEST STORY EVER!!! I have to pass this along if you don't mind.... CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

One time my nursing aunt was asked to come forward in church to lead prayer and she heard a baby start to cry. Every nursing mother knows what happens then!

Yikes!! I hope she was wearing a shirt that didn't show wet marks.

Wendy, I forgot to say, "your kids are adorable."

Merci beaucoup...

 

[jordanyosh]

In my barely 24 hour absence, I see flip flops, jellies and Great Biscuits hilarious story have been topics of conversation. Oh and over 2 pages AGAIN! OY!

I would go back and reply, but I just have to applaud everyone for making such good use of the thread, mi casa es su casa.

 

[winkers]

I have to pass this along if you don't mind.... :

pass would be the best method of sharing that story

 

[jordanyosh]

pass would be the best method of sharing that story

yes it would.