OK let's lighten this up just a smidge.
I think everyone's so hung up on the Rules of Posting and the new non-fluff status that this has become way, way, way, way too serious. We need a happy medium. I'm sure I've got a whole pile of AAQ cards over the past year or so. Please feel free to ask a question if there's a lull - we'll just call it an IOU AAQ. This game is supposed to be fun, not scary.
So, all players old and new, come on back and get trivial.
Meanwhile, I'll go and think up a question. If you have a brainstorm in the meantime, ask away.