Paper Thin Television!!

THATS HOW HARRY POTTER'S NEWSPAPERS DO THAT!


I knew it.

ITS NOT MAGIC.

Liars.
 
Hey lets think of more things that could be paper thin. What about a laptop.

Kid 1: "Hey whats that folded piece of paper"
Kid 2: " Its my new Sony Laptop."
Kid 1: " Cool, can i try it out? "
Kid 2: " Sure, just be careful."
Kid 1 opens laptop.
Kid 1:"Wow, this works great."
Gust of wind blows the laptop out of a window and takes it forever
Kid 1 and 2: "Oh **** "
 
Hey lets think of more things that could be paper thin. What about a laptop.

Kid 1: "Hey whats that folded piece of paper"
Kid 2: " Its my new Sony Laptop."
Kid 1: " Cool, can i try it out? "
Kid 2: " Sure, just be careful."
Kid 1 opens laptop.
Kid 1:"Wow, this works great."
Gust of wind blows the laptop out of a window and takes it forever
Kid 1 and 2: "Oh **** "

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 

Glad you liked it, now im going to think about doing another one with another item paper thin

The Sony Paper thin Paper Printer

Kid 1: Look at my paper thin paper printer.
Kid 2: How does a paper thin paper printer print paper.
Kid 1: Easy you just put a piece of paper on the paper thin paper printer and it will copy what you want on the paper, so i will demonstrate.
Paper thin paper printer prints blank paper.
Kid 2: Cool, how do you know which one the paper is.
Kid 1: Easy, I could only write on the paper.
Kid 1 pulls out pencil
Kid 1: Here we go.
Kid 1 puts pencil on printer and presses hard.
Printer fries Kid 1
Kid 2: Are you okay, why are you twitching like that. And why are you covered in red stuff. Do you need help?
Kid 1 Cant Speak
Kid 2: Okay bye :)
Kid 1: H E double Hockey Sticks

THE END
 
now why don't they come up with a cure for cancer they've done everyhting else.
 
I can answer that! Not every person has the skills or creativity to try and, say, cure cancer. A medical scientist and a technological engineer are two different types of people. It's like asking an astronaut to end world hunger. It's the same reason why a writer can't debate and solve the people's problems like a politician would. Granted, people can work together, but that's the way it works sometimes. It doesn't make any of them more or less important, it just makes them different.

Anyway, don't want to hijack the thread . . . This thing looks amazing! It's astounding how people can actually make something like that! Imagine, we used to just dream about stuff like that and see simulations of it in movies and stuff, and now it's becoming real! I just think it would be so funny if people WORE televisions. What if you're walking behind someone and you like the show that's on? Do you follow them?

TV Wearing person: Hey! Are you STALKING me?!

You: Shut up! I'm watching Desperate Housewives!
 
Yes, exactly.

People are starving out there, and we're making paper thin TV's.
Kids are being beaten out there, and we're making paper thin TV's.
Soldiers are dying in Iraq, and we're making paper thin TV's.

I think there's plenty of stuff we could be doing, instead of wasting our time making paper thin TV's.
 
now people will be saying: oh crap i got a television cut!























for those of u who didn't get it i meant like paper cut but it's a tv.
 
I can answer that! Not every person has the skills or creativity to try and, say, cure cancer. A medical scientist and a technological engineer are two different types of people. It's like asking an astronaut to end world hunger. It's the same reason why a writer can't debate and solve the people's problems like a politician would. Granted, people can work together, but that's the way it works sometimes. It doesn't make any of them more or less important, it just makes them different.

Anyway, don't want to hijack the thread . . . This thing looks amazing! It's astounding how people can actually make something like that! Imagine, we used to just dream about stuff like that and see simulations of it in movies and stuff, and now it's becoming real! I just think it would be so funny if people WORE televisions. What if you're walking behind someone and you like the show that's on? Do you follow them?

TV Wearing person: Hey! Are you STALKING me?!

You: Shut up! I'm watching Desperate Housewives!

^^^^
 
It doesn't make any of them more or less important, it just makes them different.

Granted, I'm probably mis-interpreting this. But you think a tech. engineer is on the same level of importance as let's say..a medical scientist trying to cure leukimia? So basically you're saying paper-thin TV is more important, or on the same importance level as curing a death sentence?
 
Honestly, I think it's dumb. Why would anyone want one of those? They're probably incredibly fragile, not to mention expensive and it's just kinda useless.
But then again, I'm not a fan of TVs anyway.
 


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