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Best of luck!
Jay
What he said!
Best of luck!
Jay
yep, I did. Didn't have a clue so had to Google it. And now I know why. Never been. Never will apparently.
Yeah, that really is a shame.
From this point forward you are no longer allowed to make any comments about any bad puns I or any one else makes.
Especially me.
Yeah, suppose you have a pointthere.[/B
A call for a call... is that like an eye for an eye? Whoops! Sore spot! Pretend I didn't say that.
Very sore spot right now, why is it that everything that's supposed to meke you better has to hurt?
Me too! I find that when I'm in bed sleeping, I rarely have mishaps.
Not me, sometimes I do my worst damage to my sleff when I'[m sleeping, like the time I woke up on my stomach in a big bean bag chair and was looking at the ceiling, I called it Exorcist neck.
Ooh, I hate premature...
agitation.
thin ice comes to mind right now
And then you were walkin' out the door.
i always thought that was one of they're worst songs.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Did you see the episode with Megan Fox? It doesn't get much more cerebral than that! Or something.
Actually, I have never seen an episode of it.
Was it a DSA elevator, or something?
vexxed? One more x and we'd have a much different TR!
Oh yes, nothing ever xxx here on this report.
Next time, try calling out: "Beam me up, Smidgy!"
I have, and I always get, "I'm sorry sir, that number you have dialed is not in service at this time, please energize again later.
Geez, don't you hate it when someone figures they've spelled a word wrong, like somnambulistic, and go on and on about it, only to have spelled it right in the first place?
It's enough to give you insomjina.
Oh you're kidding, I had it right the whole time? Boy, when you really need a typo it's never there.
I actually know exactly how you felt. When I was in grade 6 or thereabouts, I got turned around in the school yard and went in through the wrong door. Our school was actually built to house two schools with the shared gym in the middle. I wound up in the 'other' school but didn't know it. Turns out it was a mirror image of 'my' school. For about 10 minutes, I was totally confused because everything looked normal, but not 'right'. Only when I got to the gym (and only after experiencing a weird sensation like the world revolving 180 degrees) did I figure it out. If you've ever seen 'Journey to the Far Side of the Sun', you'll know what I mean.
I havae seen it but it's been a really long time since. It was an alternative reality, right?
Yup... Because there are still tons of people who would categorically refuse to be on the 13th floor. The same people who have absolutely no problem staying on the 14th floor... 13 floors up.
I always thought the same thing, 13 is 13, whether it's named it or not.
Oh, really? So there's a happy ending? How nice! Was the shrimp served on iceburg lettuce?
Oh crap, now I've gotta tell it:
A Jewish man and a Chinese man are in a bar drinking, and after too many, the Jew smacks the Chinese guy saying he never forgave his kind for attacking Pealr Harbor.
"What are you talking about, the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese."
"Yeah, yeah, Chinese, Japanese,,, all the same thing," he said back.
Little while later the Chinese guy whacks the Jewish guy saying, "Well, I've never forgiven you for sinking the Titanic."
"Now what are you talking about, an iceberg sand the Titanic, not Jew."
"Yeah yeah, iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg,,,,,,,"
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And thanks for the update!
Awww... Nebo, that sucks. The pun, I mean. Oh, okay, the eye too. But if it's for the good of your eyes then I guess it's all good. Good luck with that.
Good golly!
I've never called in sick at my current job, but I think I would call in sick for EVERYTHING if I were getting a shot in the eye (good one or bad).
Good luck!
Aw, Nebo, we're pulling for you, honest... Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my... well, good luck, anyway.
And here i thought you had partied so hard reveling in the punishment your Bears put on the Lions, that you just couldn't see the keyboard through bloodshot drunken eyes.![]()
That was a strange strange game. It looked like the Bears just dominated the entire game, but did you know they gave up almost 400 yards to the Lions offense?
Sorry to hear about tomorrows adventure.. i don't envy you one bit.. I can't even imagine the pain and discomfort involved in all that.. Makes me shudder just thinking about you.. Just have one word of advice.. let yourself go to a happy place when you get there. (too bad you can't stock up on Manhattans before you go..
we'll be thinking about you.
Nebo!!
Another great chapter and probably the funniest TR chapter I have ever read. I laughed from start to finish. My kids were looking at me like I was a crazy person. Staring at the laptop laughing out loud! Funniest part of all was that I could totally picture in my head what that entire scene must of looked like, especially the looks on the other elevator passengers faces when this demented, crazy man was cruising up and down.
And more importantly, how about your Bears and my Pats!! Two games I thought could definitely end up in the loss column and they both turned out to be full fledged spankings!
Yah, and almost the exact same scores tooo! Boy, does it seem like almost a year ago we were talking about the Pats and Bears maybe meeting up again in the SB? Maybe this year.
Why on earth any coach would EVER allow his kicker or punter to kick it to Devin Hester is beyond me. It gives me flashbacks of Bill Parcells kicking it to Desmond Howard in the Pats-Packers Super Bowl way back when.
Excuse my while I puke at the thought of that..............
I think they all want to be the guy who said, "I'm not changing my strategy for just one guy, we'll cover him like we do everybody else. Funny thinkg is, I've watched football for a long time, and Howard was terrific too, but Sayers had the most amazing moves,,, and I never see Hester really make any amazing type moves that deke you out of your shoes, it's like he just has a vision on the field and knows where he needs to go without needing to make the super shifty moves.
Jay
Not gone but busy. Mostly in a good way. Mom celebrated her 80th birthday on Saturday which we hosted at our place. I cooked her fave meal and we all had a great time. But work then cleaning then prepping then set up then cooking then party means pkondz has been verrrrrry busy. Dsis is in from out of town and she was over on Sunday. Plus playoff football up here. I hope to be able to rip apart.... I mean horrifically mangle.... I mean pleasantly comment, on your chapter soon!
Hey gang, good news;
He thought my good eye, (right) was looking pretty stable so why risk messing with it so no shot.
Gonna do some call outs in a shorten version probaby, I have most ot the next chapter finished and stil want to get it up tonight.
I havae seen it but it's been a really long time since. It was an alternative reality, right?
Mirror image planet earth 180 degrees other side of sun from us. Astronauts go to investigate, land. Think they're going nuts 'cause everything is the same, except mirror image. Don't remember how it ends. Been a while for me too!
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Glad the good eye got a reprieve - that's eye before e, right?I know what you mean about the alternate universe. We go to DL a few times a year, and when we are at MK(rarely), it's a very strange feeling. Like, shouldn't there be a restroom here, or where's the ice cream place down the alley?
Feral mouseketeers![]()
I am going to have to try that sunny D trick at MK.
In the financial news today. Oil reached record highs as consumer demands grew. Shares in 'SunnyD' rose 40% from last week. A spokesperson at DisneyWorld Florida noted a large increase of patrons sporting one or more bottles of SunnyD at the turnstiles.
In a related story, officials at DisneyWorld are puzzled at the number of patrons seen staggering off Dumbo and the Carrousel. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "I've never seen anything like it! All these people are coming off the rides, waving their little juice bottles in the air and staggering dizzily around like the rides were going 100MPH. Really the rides are quite tame. We just don't understand what's going on. And Small World riders are so dizzy that they can't even exit the boats! They just go around again. Usually people can't wait to get off the boats, but these people just cheer and open another bottle of SunnyD and off they go. We're at a total loss."
In the financial news today. Oil reached record highs as consumer demands grew. Shares in 'SunnyD' rose 40% from last week. A spokesperson at DisneyWorld Florida noted a large increase of patrons sporting one or more bottles of SunnyD at the turnstiles.
In a related story, officials at DisneyWorld are puzzled at the number of patrons seen staggering off Dumbo and the Carrousel. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "I've never seen anything like it! All these people are coming off the rides, waving their little juice bottles in the air and staggering dizzily around like the rides were going 100MPH. Really the rides are quite tame. We just don't understand what's going on. And Small World riders are so dizzy that they can't even exit the boats! They just go around again. Usually people can't wait to get off the boats, but these people just cheer and open another bottle of SunnyD and off they go. We're at a total loss."
Glad the good eye got a reprieve - that's eye before e, right?
I know what you mean about the alternate universe. We go to DL a few times a year, and when we are at MK(rarely), it's a very strange feeling. Like, shouldn't there be a restroom here, or where's the ice cream place down the alley?
Feral mouseketeers![]()
I am going to have to try that sunny D trick at MK. I was sitting here reading along, cracking up in all the right places while my family looks at me like I have grown a second headGlad to hear you had better news at the doctor today even though you didn't escape the shot. I don't know if I could take it. Now back to reading your other reports until the next installment.
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In the financial news today. Oil reached record highs as consumer demands grew. Shares in 'SunnyD' rose 40% from last week. A spokesperson at DisneyWorld Florida noted a large increase of patrons sporting one or more bottles of SunnyD at the turnstiles.
In a related story, officials at DisneyWorld are puzzled at the number of patrons seen staggering off Dumbo and the Carrousel. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "I've never seen anything like it! All these people are coming off the rides, waving their little juice bottles in the air and staggering dizzily around like the rides were going 100MPH. Really the rides are quite tame. We just don't understand what's going on. And Small World riders are so dizzy that they can't even exit the boats! They just go around again. Usually people can't wait to get off the boats, but these people just cheer and open another bottle of SunnyD and off they go. We're at a total loss."
Great Chapter, Nebo! Glad you had a great evening! MK does always make things better....can't wait for it to do that for me on Friday!!!!![]()
I've been in Texas for almost 2 weeks so I got behind but now i"m all caught up....again.
I honestly don't know how anyone could judge you for your decision to stay in florida. That is such a personal thing.
Watching someone you love decline is so very hard, but wonderful at the same time that you were able to spend so much time with him before he passed.
We faced a similar situation on our first ever wdw trip when d.jay's grandma passed away. She was closer to him than his own mom but we knew that she would want us to stay. We had left our kids at home with the mil, so we had to find some one else to step in and watch the 4 kids for a few days untill we got home. It was still hard but the decision was right for us.
I wish I could reach through the computer and give you two a big hug!
My favorite spot to watch wishes is to take a right just past the popcorn cart after the Tomorrow land bridge down along that path I always get a good spot against the railing without having to get there ridiculously early. We usually end up pretty close to being right under Tinkerbell.
Have you ever been hit with Tinkerbell droppings?
Speaking of Sunny-D's There was a very funny thread in the theme park strategies section about people who sneak booze into MK. You need Asbestos underwear to take the flaming but it did make me laugh.
When I saw you were starting a new Trip report one of the first things I thought was it will be fun to see what Nebo and Smidgy think of the new magic memories and me thing they put on the castle. I was blown away when I saw it. It looks like you pretty much missed it while you were jockeying for a spot.
In the picture of you two on Buzz, the guns look like b**bies!
Glad you didn't have to get that other shot!