Suddenly August was upon us, and along with it came the endless rain that is now a typical feature of that endangered species known as the “British Summer!” Now you would think that horrible weather would be the perfect excuse to stay indoors and sew costumes, based on the fact that I now only had just over two months to go and a very lengthy to do list which I had made very little impact upon. At the beginning of August the list looked like this:
To Make:
1.Finish Fish Extenders
2.Pirate shirts x 2
3.Pirate waistcoats x 2
4.Pirate skirts x 3
5.pirate wench tops x 3
6.pirate bandanas
7.Door magnets
8.Mousekeeping envelopes
9.Fish Extender Gifts
10.Halloween costumes yet undecided
To Buy (too difficult to even attempt to make)
1.Pirate pants x 2
2.Pirate Boot covers x 1
3.Corset x 1
On top of this I still had to buy formal and semi-formal dresses for myself and the girls, and 2 tuxedos for the lads, not to mention a squillion other holiday clothing items.
At least the list was written down in black and white and I could see what I was up against, and despite a constant urge to tear it up into tiny pieces and run screaming into the distance, I managed to find some self control from somewhere and hid it under a pile of fabric where it wouldn't be able to constantly taunt me with my lack of achievement. It was around this time that I began to experience cruise related anxiety dreams!
But not to be put off we decided to visit our local(ish) outlet mall on the search for formal gowns: and lo and behold the pixie dust was in the air as a miracle happened: we went into the first shop, Monsoon, the girls each found a dress they liked and the dresses fitted perfectly. This has got to be a first for our family! So two items crossed of the list already, who said this wasn't going to be easy!
August 11th was a very important date – it was the date we had been waiting for – we could reserve our excursions on the cruise!
I was up at 5am in anticipation and after much changing of dates and times I finally managed to book the waverunner tour in
Castaway Cay for all 6 of us – this had been my main objective so I was really happy. I also reserved floats for our 2 days in CC, and at this point was thinking about buying snorkels and masks, so I left it at that. I had wanted to book the Fury Catamaran sail for Cozumel, but disappointingly this was not listed, and there were no appropriate slots left for the Rasul spa session I had wanted to book as a birthday surprise for DH – but not to be disillusioned, I considered this a mission accomplished as I had secured the most important thing – the waverunner tour!
August sped by quickly, and before we knew it we were watching the Disney Magic returning through the Panama Canal. It didn't seem 5 minutes since we were watching her sail through it in the opposite direction.
Halfway through the month I managed to force myself to stand on the scales, and was pleasantly surprised as I had broken the 10 stone barrier for the first time in 2 years – I was officially 9 stone and 13lbs! Unfortunately the end of August brought 2 BBQs on 2 consecutive weekends, and I am not entirely sure that myself and a few lbs haven't been sadly reunited. I am determined to try and make a bit more of an last minute effort to ditch them again and hopefully a few more!
Towards the end of the month I managed to produce my first ever clothing item made using a pattern - a pirate shirt - and amazingly enough it actually resembled a pirate shirt. I managed to overcome cuffs, ruffles and collars and ended up with something I'm sure even Captain Jack would be happy to wear, although perhaps only after a heavy session on the rum! Whether DS will be happy to wear it remains to be seen, and as he is only 14 I can hardly rely on the rum!
So that was August – and now we should be able to continue the pre-trip report in real time. Be afraid, be very afraid – you may now be witness to a great deal of stressing, anxiety and downright panic, not to mention considerable bad language, tantrums and more than likely the sewing machine being hurled aggressively out of the window. If you have a strong constitution then please come along for the ride – but be warned that it may just get bumpy!!
