Oh
YES there issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
It's "THE
LGMHPC CODE"!
This involves the mysterious albino Behr sales rep.
The often misguided yet fantastically rich HD (ahem!) associate who has the worlds largest collection of Paint chips!
A
LGMHPC world authority. Who is also quite the looker & man about town (me).
His trusty sidekick..cynderella, who has deep
DARKLIMEGREEN secrets...from her past!
A secret society known as Imagineers, that keep the true secret of the
LGMHPC for the past 2,000 years.
If the word gets out...It would blow the roof of the Disney headquarters located in Rome.
Rumor has it that if you google a map of the USA and pinpoint all the HD's they will form into a shape of Walt Disneys ORIGINAL creation...and its NOT Mickey Mouse....it's MINNIE!
ps How come Ted & Alice arent going with you?