our secret green club?

[TaraLee4]

Resized for your viewing pleasure!

(and no, our heads aren't so big...)

 

[cynderella]

What a couple of cuties! You look like you were having a terrific time. Can't wait to see more pics.

 

[DISUNC]

The below is an actual call that had recently taking place. The callers are myself, and my 12-year-old nephew, whom is in the process of his LGMHPC swiping apprenticeship.

My cell phone rings to the tune of “Indiana Jones Theme”, this is how I know it is my nephew!

DisUnc: Hello Stinker, what’s up? (thinking he is calling from upstairs)
DisNef: I got ‘um!
DisUnc: Got what?
DisNef: Lime Green Mickey Head paint chips!
DisUnc: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Where are you?
DisNef: In Home Depot?
DisUnc: HOME DEPOT???? How did you get to Home Depot? I thought you were upstairs watching TV?
DisNef: Nope! I came to HD with Grandma Mary!
DisUnc: Grandma Mary is at WORK???
DisNef: No she came home?
DisUnc: Before? When? Why didn’t you tell me you were going to HD?
DisNef: I did!
DisUnc: When?
DisNef: Before I went to Home Depot!
DisUnc: DUUUUUUUUUUUH…I mean what TIME!
DisNef: You were watching TV, and said OK!
DisUnc: WHAT WAS I WATCHING?????
DisNef: I dunno
DisUnc: JAMES…WHAT WAS ON? Was I watching Judge Judy?
DisNef: Yeah, I think!
DisUnc: How many times have I told you don’t talk to me while “Judge Judy” is on? Unless there is a commercial or The house is on FIRE!!!!
DisNef: I dunno, about 1,000 times!
DisUnc: More like 2,000 times!!!!! Why don’t anybody ever listen to me?
DisNef: ANYHOOOOOOOOOOO I got them!
DisUnc: You mean you swiped LGMHPC’s???? ALL BY YOURSELF?
DisNef: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I got 12!
DisUnc: Are you inside or outside of HD!
DisNef: Inside HD!!!!!
DisUnc: WITH THE GOODS????? GET OUT! GET OUT NOW! Walk calmly to the exit and GET OUT! Call me back when you are outside of HD!
DisNef: OK!

30 seconds later my cell phone starts playing the tune of “Indiana Jones Theme”

DisUnc: OK tell me EVERYTHING!
DisNef: I went to the paint display and saw the Alien Green Paint chips, so I counted 12 and put them in Grandmas purse!
DisUnc: OK! That’s good that you stashed the goods onto to someone else.
So they ONLY had 12 LGMHPC’s?
DisNef: No, there was more!
DisUnc: THERE WAS MORE???????
DisNef: Yup! I only counted and took 12!
DisUnc: I don’t understand?
DisNef: I left some for other people!
DisUnc: NO NO NO ! You MUST swipe them ALL! Don’t ever stand there and count!…SWIPE & MOVE…SWIPE & MOVE my Boy!
DisNef: OK???????
DisUnc: Are you sure there are more there?
DisNef: Yup!
DisUnc: GO BACK! GO BACK! Get the rest!
DisNef: Ok
DisUnc: OK! Hang up the phone and (click….dead air) HELLO! HELLLLLLOOOO! I can’t believe he hung up the phone. NOW he listens to me?

5 seconds later the sound of Indiana Jones is again coming through my phone.

DisNef: Did you wanna say something else?
DisUnc: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH! Go back in HD….be careful….there may be Lime Green insurgents.
DisNef: Whats that?
DisUnc: MMMMMM! Look around and see if you see a lady & a little girl hanging around the Paint Display. Most likely the lady is drinking a Frozen Hot Chocolate.
DisNef: What’s a Frozen Hot Chocolate?
DisUnc: It’s a Hot Chocolate that’s been frozen! DUH! Anyway be careful! Look around and swipe the rest of them.
DisNef: OK! Buy me a Frozen Hot Chocolate!
DisUnc: Yeah yeah yeah! Ok….GO! (we hang up the phones)

5 minutes of nerve racking anticipation goes by….and no word! I wait tensely for another minute…..I CANT TAKE THE WAITING ANYMORE…I call my Nephew.

DisNef: Hi!
DisUnc: Well????? What happened!
DisNef: I got um!!!
DisUnc: Why didn’t you call me back, I am going CRAZY here waiting for you to call.
DisNef: I forgot!
DisUnc: UGH! How many did you get?
DisNef: I got 7 more, so that’s 20 all together! (ok..so Math ain’t his thing)
DisUnc: Did anybody see you?
DisNef: Nope! Grandma Mary says you are crazy!
DisUnc: Why?
DisNef: She says there is No such thing as Frozen Hot Chocolates!

When he gets home, He grabs his grandmothers purse and takes all the LGMHPC’s from there. She NEVER knew She was carrying the GOODs!

I was NEVER SO PROUD!

 

[hockeymomoftwo]

just saw the best purse at family dollar for all you limeys.

Lime green with sequins. Just the purse for some clubbin. Sorry no pics. Didn't have the camera with me.

 

[pixie dust 112]

It's sooooooooooooooo much easier!!!!! My parents lied to me, Their parents lied to them.....and the saga continues!!!!!

Tradition! Tradition!!!
The DISBOARD parents starring in Fiddler on the DIS

 

[hockeymomoftwo]

The below is an actual call that had recently taking place. The callers are myself, and my 12-year-old nephew, whom is in the process of his LGMHPC swiping apprenticeship.
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Thought we were going to hear a new onstar commercial.

Onstar may I help you. I'm locked out of my car at the home depot. Stay calm sir we'll have you in your vehicle in no time.

 

[pixie dust 112]

just saw the best purse at family dollar for all you limeys.

Lime green with sequins. Just the purse for some clubbin. Sorry no pics. Didn't have the camera with me.

Maybe we can all chip in and raise the $1.00 to buy the purse for DISNEF's Grandma Mary, so she has the proper purse for DISUNCs LGMHPCs!!

 

[cynderella]

So, my DH and I stopped by Target on our way back from dinner this evening because I needed a slip (cover your ears, guys! Ladies, a rant: Target - at least mine - does NOT CARRY SLIPS!!?? Whaaaa?? Do women not wear skirts anymore? Am I missing something? I am totally boggled!) Anyway, we went past the $1 section, naturally, as we came in and DH saw the lime green ponchos. He said, "Look, large rain ponchos. Do we need more ponchos for the trip?" I already bought some before of course, but I said, "Oh, looky, lime green." And after a beat, he said, "Oh, lime green! Haha! That's the DIS thing, right? So, should we get a couple more?"

I can hardly believe it: Prince Charming CM is in the initial stages of lime green conversion! Though, he wouldn't go for his own lime green bucket hat. Heh. Let's see if I can get him to wear a LGMPC by August.

 

[pixie dust 112]

The below is an actual call that had recently taking place. The callers are myself, and my 12-year-old nephew, whom is in the process of his LGMHPC swiping apprenticeship.
of HD!




I'm so proud of DISNEF!!! You have trained him well DISUNC. I love how our DISKIDS have gotten the unexpected grandmothers involved!!!

The beauty is, if caught, the Grandmas will always take the fall for their grandkids!!!! So we can stay home (or at work) and post on these boards while sending kids with grandmas. It's pure genius!!!!

 

[pixie dust 112]

Ok, Ok so I meant "unsuspecting" grandmas! Figured I'd correct this before DISUNC made some wiseguy comment!

 

[cynderella]

Thought we were going to hear a new onstar commercial.

Onstar may I help you. I'm locked out of my car at the home depot. Stay calm sir we'll have you in your vehicle in no time.

OMG, too funny!!!

DISUNC, your nephew is a crackup. WONDER WHERE HE GETS THAT FROM?!

 

[DISUNC]

Sorry they're so big...i didn't have time tonight to resize..I will tomorrow. promise!!

WOW! What a couple of Lookers! That is so nice that you found each other. Especially with those REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG HEADS!

Listen from somebody here who has been around the LIMEY GREEN Block a couple of times, and heard some things.

If you two.. lets say, take the plunge and walk up the LIME GREEN aisle, and decide to have little limeys .......Based soley on this BEAUTIFUL (yet BIG headed pic) I have one word of advice for you!

C-Section!

 

[DISUNC]

Ok, Ok so I meant "unsuspecting" grandmas! Figured I'd correct this before DISUNC made some wiseguy comment!

WISE MOVE! But no fun for me!

 

[DISUNC]

It's been a super-busy back to work tomorrow day...

but here's a picture or 2..

YEAH POP! I was in the 50's last year! THE POP!
How was the Frozen Coke machine?
Did you see the CM's all start dancing when certain songs came on?

 

[pixie dust 112]

Sorry they're so big...i didn't have time tonight to resize..I will tomorrow. promise!!

Are you resizing the photos or your actual heads. If it's the heads, I agree with DISUNC. Go for the C-section for the little limeys!

From your posts on other boards I know you work at Albany Airport. We're taking the 7:30 flight out to see the mouse on 7/7. I'll put the LGMHPC on my bag so you can spot us and say Hello! (Of course if your head really is that big, Ill be able to find you!

 

[DISUNC]

Thank you for welcoming me back so warmly!!

It's a LIMEY PARTY! The more the merrier!

Besides ANYONE who falls off the BORING "NON DIS" wagon is MORE WELCOMED here!

...Love the hair-mine is bright orange, do you think we would clash if we stood next to each other??? ....

Dont be suprised if we would be called TWINS!!!!!

...Loved the comment about the pool hoppin' Nazi's on the CB..!!! They are scary, aren't they?? And a little righteous at times...??....

Did ja ever read such a WHOOPLA over NUTIN?????

...I am also convinced that MAC is a huge cult...

.... "I don't care if it's a 50 year old vacuum tube computer that takes up an entire room, I just want one."

.... So here I am, with a hardrive the size of a sandwich Tupperware container, and back on the DisBoards...wasting time that I don't have to spare...

WASTING??????

.... that didn't take long to get hooked again. Someone help me!!!

Sorry! YOUR LIMEY SOUL IS OURS!

 

[pixie dust 112]

It's a LIMEY PARTY! The more the merrier! :

Good to see DISUNC's still posting tonight. For a while he was silent and I thought he was actually working or somethin"!

 

[DISUNC]

Unfortunately Disunc, the kid is going :

I'm SURE you will still have some fun!

... since it is to celebrate her birthday ...:

COOL! All I ever got for my BDAY was a ROCK!

... and because I got to go take my Girls Only trip to Disney back in March with one of my best friends! Boy, was that one of the best trips ever ...:

TRIP REPORT...ASAP!

... To answer the question....we have agreed to not tell her until we are at the airport! ...:

You are so MATURE! I couldn't do it! Some people (not all) who Know me refer to me as "Telegraph, Telephone, TeleDisUnc"!
I have been told on rare occasions that I have a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG mouth! (not head!....but mouth!)

... If anyone has any better ideas on how to tell her, please share! ...:

What will she think she is going to the airport for???? My parents use to take me to JFK all the time...and LEAVE ME! So this plan sounds ! However I use to have lotsa fun on the luggage carosel!

 

[DISUNC]

Good to see DISUNC's still posting tonight. For a while he was silent and I thought he was actually working or somethin"!

I am at work now!!!!!!!!! get most of my IMPORTANT bizzznes done @ Work!

 

[DISUNC]

OK...still don't know what all I am going to do with all of my LGMHPC's,

Hold onto them...ME thinks someone from this board may have a bit of a suprise when she gets to HD....AND NUTIN!
She who thinks She has Outwitted! Outlasted and OUTLGMHPCed The GREAT AND POWERFUL DISUNC .....may just be in for a bit of a suprise upon her return to the scene of the HD Swipe!