our secret green club? Part 8

[katlas&kids]

Course this is what I really thought was funny, not just the voodoo doll being a smilie

Yeah, I know! But I figured I'd show others what I meant and then have it out ther efor you and Jaqueline to snatch!

 

[katlas&kids]

Well that depends, do I deserve to be on The List ?

Hee hee. I MEANT Mohinder's list. Sorry I didn't make myself more clear!! You definitely belong on the green thread list!!

 

[katlas&kids]

Nope, All His, that is why I need to find and pack, my best behavior

One of the companies he buys equipment from, Lennox, for Air Conditioners and Furnaces and stuff, paid for All their Top Dealers and a guest for them to be on this cruise. I'm not real sure what to expect

I would love to have central AC!! All we have is window units. Gets rid of the humidity inside but not really all that cool!

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Yeah, I know! But I figured I'd show others what I meant and then have it out ther efor you and Jaqueline to snatch!

I appreciate that you thought of Jacqueline and me shows how well you know us

 

[katlas&kids]

Bet my hubby wishes I were like you course I don't spend much in the way I don't shop all that often but when I do I tend to over do it

And that is only in the creative & medevial side you get spendy, I bet!

 

[pfishgirl]

I would love to have central AC!! All we have is window units. Gets rid of the humidity inside but not really all that cool!

Eeekkk !!!! Window Units
I'm sorry

 

[Donald - my hero]

Hee hee. I MEANT Mohinder's list. Sorry I didn't make myself more clear!! You definitely belong on the green thread list!!

That is a list NO-ONE wants to on now that it is in the wrong hands

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Drunk at Your Door

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.

He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?"

"No. Get lost, it's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.

Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's door to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and, not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger, he shouts: "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swingset.

 

[katlas&kids]

Yeah same discussion with us! Just drove us nuts, uhm they were getting the doc into gown for cleaning babe and me up??? Fools it is too late for the stupid gown now. Oh and BTW we think it's a girl.. uhm you THINK why don't you look?

No doc there. Just a nurse midwife and another nurse. I am sitting there in the wheelchair, leaning back, the baby is talking, didn't want to squish her. They say the are going to help me up over to the bed, out she comes, and all I can say is "nevermind, the baby is out!" in a dreamy type voice. No labor, woke up in transition, they never checked me, water broke while i was trying to get in the van, 3 other kids in the car. Don't you think I knew the baby was right there?

 

[Donald - my hero]

Yeah, I know! But I figured I'd show others what I meant and then have it out ther efor you and Jaqueline to snatch!

And we all know that you just are such a sweet, gentle person that you love to share your smilies with me <wink wink>

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Irish DUI

Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
''Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -- couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later...'' And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection. The officer sighed, and said, ''Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test.''
''Why? Don't ye believe me?''

 

[katlas&kids]

Depends on which List she is talking about

You know me pretty well, Kiki!

 

[pfishgirl]

Hee hee. I MEANT Mohinder's list. Sorry I didn't make myself more clear!! You definitely belong on the green thread list!!

It's not easy being Green

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

And that is only in the creative & medevial side you get spendy, I bet!

You guessed it

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You know me pretty well, Kiki!

I would say we all know each other pretty well

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

It's not easy being Green

Yes it is. You belong to this thread don't you You are a nice pretty Lime green just like the rest of us

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Drunk Superhero

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper and were totally plastered.
The first guy said, ''Hey, I'll bet you a million bucks that I can jump out of this window, fly around the building, and land right here next to you!''
Being so totally wasted, plus hearing a completely impossible bet, the 2nd guy replied, ''YOU'RE ON!''
So the first guy jumped out of the window, flew around the building, and came right back to the same spot. ''WOW,'' screamed the 2nd guy, ''That was incredible. Do it again!''
So the first guy jumped out of the window, flew around the building, and landed right next to his friend. ''That is remarkable. Do it one more time!"

''Ok,'' said the first guy, ''But if I do it again, when I come back you have to do it."
The second man agreed, and with that, once again, the first jumped out, flew around, and came back. ''Your turn,'' he said.

So the 2nd guy stepped up to the window. ''This is easy. He did it, so can I!"
The much pumped second man, took a deep breath, and heaved his body out the window. He fell straight to the ground and died instantly upon impact. Calmly the first man walked back to the bar and ordered another beer.
The bartender remarked, ''You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman!'''

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Horse Tears

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"
The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.
The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."
The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves. A few months later the fellow is back in the bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state. Without the bartender even asking the fellow breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!"
The bartenter, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The fellow can not believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar.
The next day the fellow comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

 

[pfishgirl]

Yes it is. You belong to this thread don't you You are a nice pretty Lime green just like the rest of us

Well I AM learning from the Best of them

 

[katlas&kids]

Ok here is my suggestion:

Rent your fav movie that everyone else hates!

Either order in or make you fav food that is sickingly sweet/fattening and no one else likes.

Change into sweats/jammies & hunker down for a perfect evening,that is my idea of fun cause it would include Dirty Dancing, CHinese, or fish & chips. Followed by chips & dip or popcorn (maybe both)
Then I would roll over to TV and change movie

That doesn't sound to bad either. Will figure something out, I am sure!