our secret green club? Part 8

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Bad Car Day

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"

 

[katlas&kids]

Just stay away from Tequila its been known to make clothes fall off!

Whose clothes?! Man, I miss everything!

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

 

[nsalz]

In the middle of the dining room?!?!?! Wow he is a cool guy!

My DRINK of choice is Sex on the Beach!

Uh-Huh..well..ummm...Oh I better not! So much to say....

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

I appologize to my blonde friends for this one

Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Uh-Huh..well..ummm...Oh I better not! So much to say....

Mind in the gutter again? It was the drink I was talking about

 

[katlas&kids]

On your siggie where it says your going on a 10 year anniversary trip with no kids in 5 months...does that include the baby that will be on the way by then. I think you really have to take that little one along (unless you're using a surrogate mommy)

Maybe they plan to create it that cruise as a memento of it!?

 

[katlas&kids]

Good Morning Limey's!!!!!
TGIF!!!!!!
Have a good day....and in case if I miss ya'll....


Have a great weekend!!!!!

to you also this fine afternoon.

I don't have anyone at home tonight except me. That is the good part. The bad part is I don't have anywhere or anyone to go and do anything with! Any suggestions or should I just go to bed early?

 

[katlas&kids]

Nah I just decided to force myself to bed earlier than usual and it took! I fell alseep @ 1:30 and stayed that way till 6 am , I feel like a new duckie QUACK QUACK

Hurrah for you!! And happy b-day to EM!!! Will she call you today or do you have to wait until they are back to say Happy b-day?

 

[pixie dust 112]

Quote:
Originally Posted by crossfamily
Yeah I moved my boys in together at the beginning of the winter and I'm surprised anthony didn't complain but he actually likes having nick with him..


Wow...you guys sound like you have such great kids...you should have more.

What she said!!!!!

 

[pixie dust 112]

Maybe they plan to create it that cruise as a memento of it!?

good plan!

 

[katlas&kids]

Hey that is great.


Oh I wanted to tell you. Yesterdays good mood turned manic last night Then this morning it was a crash but it is gone middle of the road now. I am in a good mood but not a really good one like yesterday. DH and decided that I need to talk to doc about maybe changing my dosage. I am going to make an appointment next week.

Good for you. Hubby is pretty stable most of the time, but we had our 2nd round of changes made in just over a year. Seems your body gets to accepting and the meds need to be upped or changed.

 

[katlas&kids]

My biggest fear when I am up? I now know how much a crash can hurt

Good answer talking to the doc ... don't forget finding right med AND dose can take months

to you also sweetie. It is a hard life, but finding the right mix and being stable is good for you and all around you!

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

to you also this fine afternoon.

I don't have anyone at home tonight except me. That is the good part. The bad part is I don't have anywhere or anyone to go and do anything with! Any suggestions or should I just go to bed early?

Make it a night for you! Take a nice long bath, watch tv, do your nails, read magazines, DIS, go to bed early, whatever you want just pamper yourself!

 

[katlas&kids]

Ok this one deserves more smilies than the post will allow

This guys...this!

Shheeessshhh!

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

This guys...this!

Shheeessshhh!

I love it. I am going to have to steal it when I get home and add it to my collection

 

[pfishgirl]

Don't you just love those kinds of sales

My DH laughs at me. He knows I never buy anything Unless it is on Sale.
He calls me a Low Maintence Woman

 

[pfishgirl]

Bah-da bah-da-da-da
Bah-da bah-da-da-da
Bah-da bah-da-da-da

Monday, Monday, so good to me
Monday mornin', it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday mornin', Monday mornin' couldn't guarantee
That Monday evenin' you would still be here with me

Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday mornin' you gave me no warnin' of what was to be
Oh Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me

Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
A-you can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday, Monday, so good to me
Monday mornin', it was all I hoped it would be
But Monday mornin', Monday mornin' couldn't guarantee
That Monday evenin' you would still be here with me

Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
A-you can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
Monday, Monday, it just turns out that way
Oh Monday, Monday, won't go away
Monday, Monday, it's here to stay
Oh Monday, Monday
Oh Monday, Monday

But today is FRIDAY
should of saved that one for Monday Maness

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

This guys...this!

Shheeessshhh!

Course this is what I really thought was funny, not just the voodoo doll being a smilie

Not an actual one though there have been a few people in my lifetime I'd like to stick pins in!

 

[pfishgirl]

The big question, like I asked Pixie Tales, is do you want to be "on the LIST"?

Well that depends, do I deserve to be on The List ?