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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the repulsive
behavior that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the
angel to Earth for a time. When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is
bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good
because he wanted to encourage them...give them a little something to
help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either...![]()
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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the repulsive
behavior that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the
angel to Earth for a time. When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is
bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good
because he wanted to encourage them...give them a little something to
help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either...![]()
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Put me on the list for bad Mom of the week. I completely overslept and DS never made it off to school.![]()
I woke up about 10 minutes ago, NEVER heard the alarm. Walked in and gave DS the option, and his option was to stay home. Ok, fine by me. I called DH and asked him if my alarm ever went off...and he says that maybe its what I needed because I woke up headache free after a pounding one right before bed.
I did take it easy for the past 2 days, and he said make it 3 unless I have a burst of energy...highly likely that will happen
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Good Morning Mary,
I am so excited . My youngest DD 23, her DF
and his DD
will be able to come in Aug (along with the rest of us 9)
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DF was at first saying he would rather go to Las Vagas
and they just came back two weeks ago. DD talked him into it thou![]()
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until he gave in.
May what?!?!
That's great news! So I am guessing you will be there with the rest of us?![]()
Ahhhh, but today starts a new day!!!!![]()
Put me on the list for bad Mom of the week. I completely overslept and DS never made it off to school.![]()
I woke up about 10 minutes ago, NEVER heard the alarm. Walked in and gave DS the option, and his option was to stay home. Ok, fine by me. I called DH and asked him if my alarm ever went off...and he says that maybe its what I needed because I woke up headache free after a pounding one right before bed.
I did take it easy for the past 2 days, and he said make it 3 unless I have a burst of energy...highly likely that will happen
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Just have to make my announcement since I'm happy about it.....I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT![]()
Why does that make me happy
I really have no idea
Maybe because for at least a few hours the kids will be home, and I'll be doing something I WANT to do
Obviously, I don't get out much.
First I'm headed to the salon, because Uni-brows are a no-no
And well I can see where they are beginning to become one
Then, I'm going to my friends house, to check out my laptop she's borrowing because she's having problems getting online. AND THE KIDS AND MY PAIN IN THE REAR ARE STAYING HOME
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Guess what?!?! Did you know you were a question on the show Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
The question was "what is the largest species of bears?"
The Polar Bear!!!They didn't mention if it was the lime or vanilla kind though.
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good morning.
Actually, I worked last night from 7 tile just after 11 pm unloading a semi. My warehouse guy stayed and loaded 3/4 of the trucks. This morning I have to go in and finish loading the rest. Should be off rather early today.
When I get home though, I get to go fight with our apartment manager. We checked into getting a satelite dish about 4 months back, and got all the approvals, and got it hooked up. Now the returning apartment manager says we have to get rid of it. She said that we have to remove it by the end of the month (as per lease says we can't have anything attached to the building). She didn't even come down to check. If she had, she would have seen its not attached to the building, its on a pole about 4 feet from the wall. Lazy apartment manager just taking someone elses word, and not investigating for herself. Ok... I'm done venting.![]()
As soon as I check my email...I'll let you know what it says...sorry you missed out![]()
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