Thelma & Louise's July 4th Adventure
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...and so the adventure began....
On Wednesday after many issues at work and a few choice words to a self centered egotistical pain in the butt boss, Thelma left her home headed to MD to pick up a somewhat unsure Louise. At this point Thelma was ready to say frack it and never look back...She left her house with a few meager possessions thrown into her suitcase, but alas the one thing she forgot was her not so infamous head scarf.. Oh well she sighed to herself, lets start this adventure on a whole new note as her lucky scarf had been lost in her last cliff jumping escapade... The trunk was packed with various sized bottles of liquid courage and Thelma was ready to go...She arrived at Louises home without further ado and collapsed onto the couch with her laptop as she and Louise chuckled as they chatted behind the anonymity of their pc screens while sitting side by side sipping their whiskey sours... wondering aloud at the silliness of their conversations.... The next morning a bleary eyed Thelma glanced at her cell phone clock ...eeek it is 6:10 am she thought, curses she said under her breath as she stubbed her toe on the corner of the unfamiliar dresser in her unfamiliar room...She stumbled into the bathroom, thinking to herself that it was rather odd that Louise was in bed still at this hour...A quick shower later (WITH THE BLINDS CLOSED THANK YOU VERY MUCH) she was a bit more awake as she traversed the corridor back into her room to grab some clothes and begin her day....Still wondering wth is Louise still not up, she grabbed her Mickey Mouse Watch from the dresser, glancing down to see that in reality it is only 5:35am....Trying to walk stealthily across the squeaking floorboards so as to not awaken a still sleeping Louise in the other room she manages to get dressed and put on her mask of makeup...(lol..heheheh) She realizes she has left some things in the car outside that she needs to begin this most wonderful adventure. She slips quietly down the stairs to the front door, turns the deadbolt and opens the door....The voice of the alarm system is quite loud in the still morning air, and she shushes it in her mind fearing the noise will wake the dead...but no as she turns to look back Jason is still dead on the couch so all is well....She walks out the door,leaving it wide open, and goes to her car rearranging the things she really should have left at home but in her haste she kept....Finally done with her expert methods of rearrangement she turns to go back the quiet walkway to the house..... WHAT IS THIS???????????????? She wonders to herself as she notices the locked door..... THELMA HAS BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE ON THIS FINE THURSDAY MORNING....LOUISE HAS GOTTEN COLD FEET............................ (ehheh , to be continued...see we told you there would be cliff hangers)
T&L part deux
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"The events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental." (keep the above referenced disclaimer in mind as you read this story...because that is what this is a story, here for your amusement and allowed by this thread starter....)and ahem before anyone fusses Thelma and Louise Love Disney so this is not off topic... who knows that might be where they are headed you will just have to wait and see....
.....Thelma stared in disbelief at the locked door in front of her...she peeked in the window to see if perhaps Jason had risen from the dead and locked her out....No sign of life....She tried the door once more thinking that perhaps she just needed to turn the door knob a different direction..no such luck.... Fortunately for her (or so she thought) she had her cell phone in her pocket....One ring, two, rings three rings, four....then onto Louises voice mail she went...Dang that woman she thought....She sat on the stoop contemplating the hilarity of the moment and thinking of any reasons besides Louises frail nature...(ehheheheheehh) that might have caused her to get locked out... In the haze of her morning brain fog she could not come up with any other explanation than that Louise had changed her mind on this most awesome adventure and had locked her out...One more try on the cell phone...no luck.....Two more tries....still no luck...Chuckling to herself she then again tries the home number...she hears the phone ringing but noone picks it up...She is now concerned that maybe Jason is truly dead on the couch and perhaps Louise was not sleeping after all but something much worse....The suspense rises in her throat as she goes to sit back in her car to think about what to do next.... She is ready to go "case" the house for open windows when she sees a smiling Louise standing at the door....Of course Louise has a most excellent explanation (yea right, I still say Thelma was LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE...heheheheh)
After much packing of huge suitcases...(with Thelma thinking give me a break here ladies just how many clothes do you need for a weekend jaunt , we are not moving in together...lolrof) the pair were out the door on the start of what was going to be a fun filled weekend in the states.
The pair had no set destination in mind, this was going to be their wild weekend to get away from the bustle and the drama of their everyday lives. The children and the significant others had been left behind....Just where would their journey take them????
With a gleam in her eyes Thelma turned to Louise and asked in what direction should we go. Out of her pocket the ever prepared Louise pulled out a map , closed her eyes and picked a road and away they went.... Neither had a clue what was awaiting around the bend....
They stopped along the way only for fuel and bathroom breaks, there was no time for foolish stopping, these 2 ladies were on a mission but FATE had other plans....
THERE!!!! Louise shouted with much excitement, and Thelma whipped the car across 3 lanes of traffic, horns blaring as she did Louises bidding and jumped off the exit...What was it that Louise was looking at exactly.....?? Oh my goodness leave it up to the brunette to have seen some hunky looking guy she wanted to chase down the interstate....Faster, go faster she exclaimed as Thelma put the pedal to the medal to catch up with the big red semi in front of them....Once again fate stepped in as a traffic jam took over.... Weaving in and out of traffic to get ever closer to the shiny red truck with the hunky looking driver, Thelma had to ask herself where in the world did this side of Louise come in at, throughout all the trips to Disney Land and many conversations regarding all things disney she had never seen the excitement that she saw in Louise's eyes as they chased after the elusive truck driver...Inch by inch her bright yellow Mustang pulled forward until she was side by side with Mr Semi Hunk a hunk....Louise rolled down her window as she smiled demurely up at the truck driver... Inch by inch Thelma tried to push the Mustang away from the gleam that she saw in the truck drivers eyes...with every foot she gained on the car in front of her the truck driver was keeping pace.....All of a sudden much to her surprise she sees Louise flash the driver a big smile and an even bigger portion of her right thigh....OK this was a tad too much for the innocent Thelma to handle so she put her foot to the floor and whipped around in front of the truck and sped off as Louise chuckled beside her....Traffic was getting more and more thick as the minutes ticked away.....Boredom was setting in...Thelma glanced in her rear view mirror to see a white Lexus approaching quickly from the rear, around to the left of her it came and as it went by she noticed that it was full of nice hot Latin young men who put their window down to wave at her.....Just as she was getting ready to roll down her window to give a tempting reply she felt her thigh vibrate violently...WTH??? She looked down to realize it was her cell phone vibrating in her pocket....Distracted for the moment from the tempting carful beside her she answered her phone....but could not give her full attention to her caller as the young men in the Lexus were keeping pace....Finally she rolls down the window and they are saying something which she could not understand so in her best southern drawl she says hey Yall....and off they then sped into the horizon, never to be seen again...She finishes her conversation asking her caller what she should have did differently and his response was that Hey y'all was not the proper response...Oh well TS...heheheheheehh there were more cars and more adventures to come. Realizing the possibility of the fun that she and Louise can have on this highway during traffic they decide to roll down the windows and wave at the world....They come to a dead stop on the interstate...and what to their wondering eyes should appear but a cute sexy state worker in an orange truck so near....Thelma leans over and flashes a smile....she asks does this traffic go on and on...he replied yes maam for miles....So she makes some small conversation as they inch on along....while Louise looks at her with eyes that says girl you're wrong....But what is a convo or a small smile or two on a highway of traffic when one is ever so blue...The boredom was taking its toll on there fun...but whoa they see Mary Poppins ahead with an umbrella keeping her out of the sun....There is a jeep to the right with a cute muscular guy who is rubbing something on his body, his chest and his thigh....
So this is part deux of my story of fun....There is much more to post but for now I must run...So just like the movie of Thelma and Louise....I must leave us on the cliff, just for now pretty please........
(to be cont)
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Tired...long week...my last of the trip report...lol
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.....Atlantic City....the bright lights they shine
Casinos galore that give us free wine.
So off we did go in a hurry, a flash...
They accepted our credit cards they took all our cash.
They left us both broke and they left us broke fast.
We did see the ocean and sea gulls galore
We saw the bright lights and we saw so much more.
There was this cute guy with a nice sexy chest
But the one with the dark hair was the one we liked best.
And then the time came when we were ready for more
So we gathered our things as we ran out the door.
Back onto the interstate the traffic was "hail"
And that wasnt a typo , it was a deliberate misspell.
That traffic was crazy, it was driving me nuts
So we swerved off to an exit, where we saw some straw huts
There was even a man with a bright golden "thing"
We thought wouldnt he be nice for a once or twice fling.
There were signs there were pictures with swirly black lines
There were rooms and tall buildings with glass walls that did shine.
There might have been a church with a steeple or two
Maybe even a market, with some ppl, maybe more than a few.
There might have been a few friends from places away
They may have been there for us all to play.
But maybe all of htis is fiction a story so rare
Maybe the reality of it all is we were at the last county fair.
We did see some rides, a ferris wheel so tall
The amusement parks called our name so we answered the call.
Then off to the next adventure as we jumped back into the car.
So where did it take us, on tires so swift Louise was scared?
On to Dino Land where there were bones now so bare.
We saw awesome flowers, we saw tigers and snakes
So do you know where we are??? Where is that gold plate.
The place that we stayed in had chandeliers so bright
The elevators looked like ToT,,, were we at Disney on this night?
I dont remember a piano in the lobby of the HS Park ride
This place was so huge , in here an elephant could hide.
The valets wanted $40 for parking my car
I threw someone else the key as I walked to the bar.
We listened in amazement at this teacher run her mouth
Even I know the President is our Commander in Chief and I am a hick from the South.
This lady kept talking and saying more and more dumb things
I was waiting for the slow bartender for a good drink to now bring.
I waited in vain as the drink was the worst I have had
But a pilot sat down , this night was gonna be good when I thought it was bad.
The alcohol was working, on Louise it was taking its toll
She was flirting and flirting, she was really on a roll.
So I went upstairs, I was ready for sleep....
I cant tell you when Louise came home, I was sworn to not say a peep. (lol)
The next day there were bottles and bottles of booze
We were walking not driving so we had notihng to lose.
There were hugs and kisses, maybe a tickle or two.
There were adventures galore, maybe more than a few.
My story I am ending in a very short while
Lets just say we drove on and on for many a mile
There were rubiks cubes, and poodle skirts, fads and/or flops
So do you think we were at Disney, maybe even at PoP???
Just like with the story of Thelma and Louise....
You can make up the ending...make it whatever you please.....
to our trip report. We are just a crazy bunch of disers who first met in May and love each other as much as we love The Mouse. Feel free to join us on our wild adventures as this is a thread without end....Amen....
.. it was fun to plan and even more fun to do.
Yay!!!! We have readers. 
What and be the rebound GAL...I don't think so...
I dont see the problem there?????
and since I just found out I have to work this weekend (as well as next while I am on my rd trip 
) then this means I can finish the Labor Day trippee this weekend hopefully...gotta rest some for the wild and crazy adventures to follow.....
and 
Hang in there.... I will be on all day tomorrow so.....
