No, I'm not gonna, you just ignored my egress response!
Response? You were right! What more do you want?
Oh.
You're one of those people that need to be told when they're right, huh?
okay
you were right.
happy now?
Drinking around the world in Epcot!
Got a job call and can't be there for the interview tomorrow so I am drinking my sorrows away!
Sorry 'bout the missed interview.... but you're in the right place to make yourself feel better!
You know, when I got up this morning and after I got done brushing my tooth, I realized this report is in trouble;
Right there is when the chill went down my back.
Oh, carp. He means me. I'm ruining his report.
But then logic prevailed.
I
enhance the report in a totally awesome way.
what?
yes, I can get quite wordy.
oh? Hadn't noticed. It's not like you sit there typing away about snakes and stuff.
Yes, the word verbose should only be used once a trip report.
bombastic, circumlocutory, fustian, gabby, garrulous, grandiloquent, loquacious, palaverous, periphrastic, talkative.
Does that help? Need more?
I am nothing if not helpful.
Believe me,,, when I started doing this,,, I had no idea that the score would be so lopsided. Yeah I had a hunch that it would be in Uni's favor,,, but ,,,well,,,
Doesnt bother me one iota.
Disney has something that you cant quantify. Doesnt matter if the final score is 100 to zip. Cause what are you going to say at the end?
Were going to DisneyWorld!!
So pblttttt
.
(crap,, here goes the annual passes as well)
Well since you arent going to be using it
might as well ship it up here.
From Sue's Land we walked on back to the resort.
Litigious land?
saw what we wanted at Hogwarts
You
wanted to see nothing???
ok
I'm sad.
Don't cha want to know why?
In the interests of keeping this thing going
.
Why Nebo? Why are you sad? Do tell.
So far,, I have seen ONE stinkin lizard this whole trip!
Heh. Im from even farther north
and I know
exactly how you feel
ANd IT was being eaten by a crane at the time!
A pink crane.
A Bird Pink Crane.
A hungry Pink Bird Crane.
Lizard all gone.
Im pretty sure youre alluding to something here
but I have no idea what.
Sorry,, us from the great NOTH,,, love southern type things,,,grits, Disney, hush puppies,,,,um, did I mention grits?
Yes
And no
Ive never had grits
nor do I have any desire to try them.
So you can have mine.
Or you can kiss my grits
A whole TV series based almost entirely on one line.
and seeing , lizards being one of them,,
Are you saying youre a lizard here or youre a Buddhist and want to be one with everything
including lizards.
and if I'm coming all the way down from Chi-Town,,,, I WANT LIZARDS! I want gators,,, I want snakes,,,,
Heres the plan. We go down to Florida and start at the Gatorland Zoo and work our way through any and all other such places we can find.
ok,,, maybe hold off on the snakes,,, at least the venomous ones. I don't seem to do so well lately with antibiotics,,,,
got a feeling that I can put Anti-venin in the same group!
Youve got no anti-venom
Whoa, no anti-venom
Youve got no anti-venom
Now he's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.
And you can't just go and buy it anywhere, Publix doesn't carry them,,,
Try
Walmart or Target
Those places have
everything
"And please don't say Coppertone, I have my reasons for that."
Hello? Did someone just call my name?
Remember,, red yellow, kill a fellow,, red black, venom lack."
Being from a land of pretty much nothing but garter snakes, my rule is, If its south of the Mason Dixon Line
avoid it.
"Ok, How about,, give me a beer, and there's reason to cheer,, give me a shot,,,, and,,, uh oh,,,
there's reason to cheer!"
woot!
Anyway,,, be very carefull in Florida,,, there are 4 major venomous snakes indigenous to the area,, the Copperhead,, which is a rattler type,,, the Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake which is REALLY bad news to be bitten by,, the Cottonmouth Water Moccasin,,,,don't ever come near a snake near a pond,,,, and of course, the Coral Snake,,, which is little,, seems harmless,,, very pretty,,, and carries the same venom as a COBRA!
Hello? Hello? Anybody still there?

You kidding? This is better then Mutual of Omahas Wild Kingdom.
We were changed and down by the pool and it wasn't even 11:30 yet.
Nebo? Yeah, hes changed, man. Hes a changed man.
A cool thing by the Royal Pacific pool is that there are stations set up around that contain large urns of ice water with lemons and oranges in them, free for the taking.
Gotta admit, Ive never heard of that before. Whole, sliced or wedges?
We loaded up and then found I nice spot in the sun by the pool's edge.
I dont like it when a pools on edge. Theyre totally unpredictable then.
But first, we are going to take a slight commercial break,,,
First? What was all that stuff earlier????
I took the pictures, I uploaded them, and by golly you are going to see them!
Hah! Jokes on you! Im closing my eyes so I dont have to see em!
nnnnghhh
dang it! Now I cant see the rest of the TR.
Wait.
Fringe benefit?
Oh all right. Ill look.
Ok, that's right, on the way out of the park I saw my second lizard; I think he's sitting on the rock
Yep. Hes still there
or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
Two families,,,, about 4or5kids total,,,and two women that didn't know how to laugh.
Did you tell them your charming Florida snakes story?
one woman sat next to Diane and took some chairs there,,,, and the other sat at a table behind me.
Since they are not together,,,, now they have to talk EXTRA loud so they can hear each other.
See theyre just being considerate. Such scintillating conversation should be shared amongst the lowly masses
in this case, that means you and Smidgy.
Their words, not mine.
Smidgy is not lowly.
Ten minutes later and I was willing to give them a twenty to go and join their husbands.
Totally worth it.
Ok, what can you do; you can pick your chair and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your lounger neighbors.
Did it not occur to you that if you had picked your nose, in the most interesting and explicit manner possible, that you could in fact have ensured a paucity of lounger adjoiners?
I went back to my paper and tried to ignore them, a couple of the kids went in the water.
Oh I know this one! A priest, a Rabbi and a couple of kids went in the water
Ummm
. I dont think I like where thats going.
Moving on
No, not a laugh, not a chuckle or a chortle or even a guffaw,,,, this was a full, Wicked Witch of the West, cackle!
Which then begs the question.
Are you Her Pretty or one of her flying monkeys?
Well, you dont like flying, so
.
A third time water sprayed me,,, this was followed by a rucus behind me with the everpresent cackle. Now, I'm looking back coyly,,, and she picks up the Nerf football that she can't catch which promotes the cackling, and tosses it back to her son in the pool.
I am very rarely surprised at the lack of common sense in people.
This time when pool kid wound up to throw the "sponge" to mommy,,,who is already cackling in anticipation of missing it again,,,,I simply stood up from my lounger with a leg on each side, intercepted it about head high and yelled out "confiscated!"
Never antagonize dumb people. You never
ever win.
I had kind of planned on yelling out like a football announcer,,,It's intercepted!, but instead "confiscated" is what came out.

Whoops!
That small change in verbage immediately morphed me from a victim to a bad guy,,, in a heartbeat.
How
dare you take the ball away from little Billy? That boys a saint! The apple of his mothers eye.
sorry
Poison apple of his mothers eye.
The third planet from the sun stopped dead in it's orbit.
Australians and Chinese flew off into space.
I'm sorry,, "Frew" off into space.
Deck the halls with boughs of horry!
Kids stopped yelling and playing in the pool.
No more cackling.
The crickets stopped cricking.
Cricking?
cricking. Ill buy that.
I could sense the change, and it wasn't going to be good, they were all ready to turn on me.
After all that? Even with your diminished senses
I hope so!
I grabbed the ball underneath me,,, stood up and yelled into the pool for the kid to "go deep", and threw it well out there, everything was then back to fine in the world.

Brilliant.
We started to orbit again,,life went back to normal,,, well, except for those Chinese,,,
What about the Aussies??
It gets dark early this time of year,, and I'm thinking of trying Forbidden Journey tonight before closing.
yeah,,FJ at night,,, I can't wait!
hmmmm
. No comment.
Thanks for the chapter!

:
My question is this Neboites (and Marita in particular if you don't mind)-what do I do now? Do I email or call Customer Service to explain that this happened to me? (and of course risk being treated again as a couponer) Or, do I let this go and hope that the memory has faded by the time we go on this trip?
Personally, Id let it go. Everyone can make a mistake
even Disney. They said it was sent in error
fine. You got a token $100 off as an apology
fine.
And you know, brushing your tooth really goes well with combing you hair.
Whats that mob of people heading this way, and why do they have torches?
Cause its dark? How thoughtful.
Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note, so don't worry, be happy. When you worry your face will frown, and that will bring everybody down, so don't worry, be happy. Don't worry be happy.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xv6dao_bobby-mcferrin-plays-the-audience_music#.URqkQJGoAT0
Ponzi, please don't do what I think you're going to do.
Yay for pics! And speaking of pictures, I haven't seen the Coppertone picture in a while...
So thats one vote for and one vote against. I will acquiesce to the majority. Nebos vote doesnt count. Smidgys does.
You're supposed to eat rolls, not be on them.
Ba dum dum
Hes on a roll folks!
Uhhh
wait.
I'll get you my pretty, and your little Nebo to.
Ah. So I wasnt sure if he was the pretty or a flying monkey
youve got him as the dog.
I gotta add the cackler, couldn't decide where she wanted to sit, so she kinda commandered 3 loungers. one behind us, one next to us, and one she turned sideways in the aisle between the 2 rows of loungers. and she kept moving from one to the other to the other.
it was kinda eerie. you never knew from which direction the cackle was going to come from. if you lied there with your eyes closed, it was behind you.. no next to you, no...I kept expection to open my eyes and have her standing right over be, cackling in my facing looking like Kathy Bates in Misery

Great addendum Smidgy! Although I think Kathy Bates in Misery isnt nearly as scary as Kathy Bates in About Schmidt. I mean
Holy Schmidt!!
I like the arrrrrr! Sometimes there's a wail/scream thrown in there for dramatic good measure as well.
And is the wail/scream coming from Buzz or Buzzette????