I know this is a serious thread but I had to smile when the good lady wife told me this. As I mentioned earlier she works for WM abulance service in Dudley. The other night they had to ship a box of eyes.
I had this vision (excuse the pun) of a bloke on the end of a phone rummaging round in a box of eyes in front of him saying, "sorry love, we got a left blue but no right, or I can do u a complete new set in green"
A box of eyes indeed!
Steve