Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[celerystalker]

Sure Grammy - the apartment is called Jamal's house.
Call her and let her know you're moving in.
Yes, you are almost guaranteed to see stars. I saw Wynona in December.
Signing bonus - ummm - I'll make you some cookies?
It's a 12 hour drive - still too long to drive. Which is why I use my frequent flyer miles.
Or like in May, I'm planning two work trips around my WDW vacation - so work will pay for half of the flight. Ha!

As far as assisting -
I'm the overpayment coordinator for a non profit dialysis company based here in Nashville. It's a great company - almost like a family.
You will have to look at all the refunds we do across the country and determine if they need to be reported to the OIG (Office of Inspector General).

 

[Grammyof2]

Still looking for takers on the assistant!!!

Geez she considered me for about what, 2 seconds

Off to look elesewhere for employment

 

[TwinkieMama]

Twinkie Another vote here to write what you're thinking and edit later. Sometimes I do that in my reviews. I write what I think, but edit out the scathing sarcasm to sanitize it before I submit the review. At the bottom of the form there's a comments box that only management and our own personel can read, so sometimes I insert the original version there. I get an IM in a few minutes with: Got to give management a laugh now and then!

Thanks Kay. What are you reviewing? Sounds fun.


I wrote my first draft. After I edit it will go something like:

Dear Concerned Student,
I appreciate that you are concerned about your grade.
Twinkie

EVERYTHING else was highly sarcastic. But fun. I might do it again later. Cause I have thought of more stuff.


Utah- I am embarassed to say that I never even thought of harassing my DH while he is in the john. Obviously I am not a good wife. If I could figure out a way to sneak in a small child or two, then maybe he could experience the joys of parenting they way I do...

Grammy- Not only can you shop at a Piggly Wiggly but you could take day trips to Memphis... tour "that dead guy's house" and go to the Pink Palace... a Children's Musuem with a replica of an early Piggly Wiggly. Also no state income tax. Be sure to pick up some RC Cola and moon pies for the rest of us.

 

[celerystalker]

Geez she considered me for about what, 2 seconds

Off to look elesewhere for employment

I posted that before I saw your post!!!!
EVERYONE! I AM HIRING GRAMMY! QUIT BEATING DOWN MY DOOR!

Now watch her back out like the previous one.

 

[Grammyof2]

Sure Grammy - the apartment is called Jamal's house.
Call her and let her know you're moving in.
Yes, you are almost guaranteed to see stars. I saw Wynona in December.
Signing bonus - ummm - I'll make you some cookies?
It's a 12 hour drive - still too long to drive. Which is why I use my frequent flyer miles.
Or like in May, I'm planning two work trips around my WDW vacation - so work will pay for half of the flight. Ha!

As far as assisting -
I'm the overpayment coordinator for a non profit dialysis company based here in Nashville. It's a great company - almost like a family.
You will have to look at all the refunds we do across the country and determine if they need to be reported to the OIG (Office of Inspector General).

Jam is always trying to get me to buy her neighbors house. Like 500,000. Can you qualify for that mortgage on the assistants salary? She might let me pitch a tent in her backyard.

And CS - OIG - using those cute little abbreviations.
Reminds me of Marita - Is this an inside joke clique thing? Whaaaa? I was left out!

 

[WheatThins]

Is this an inside joke clique thing? Whaaaa? I was left out!

It was that Ritz cracker wanna be crack you made.

Wheat Thins

 

[celerystalker]

That's cuz she lives in the expensive part of town - I live in the slightly less expensive part - the house I partially own just appraised for 290,000 -
You could DEFINITELY buy that on your new assistant salary. Ha!

I'm off to my mom's house.
The complex is updating something with the water lines so no water today.
See you guys tonight!

 

[drebert]

let's me talk a lil'high schoolin...i was not popular in being rich or all
the jocks stuff [though i was very good at catching a football]....
cliques?...pheewy, i could care a flying leap..however, telling them off..
made me the most popular and all the rest......you don't need the whole
world liking you as long as you have your family and a few friends. heck
no! if i had to put others down to be accpeted, i rather be by myself.
kindness toward others will encourage them to share their good
feelings with you....& those secrets can produced alot of sucess.

Amen. I too was not part of a clique and don't get me started on high school. I could care less about being popular as long as I didn't make someone feel bad.

So, if I have left any of you out or made you feel bad, know that it wasn't my intention and that I am truly sorry. That kinda stuff makes me see red.

 

[UtahMama]

I wasn't popular in HS but I was the popular girls' friend as well as the French Club nerds' friend. I didn't care about being popular. I just wanted good grades. I spent all my time in the library! I only had one boyfriend the whole 4 years!

Dre, you could never hurt anyone's feelings. You are wonderful person. Truly!

 

[NAB]

Hi Dre...I bet you are the most popular girl at church now.

Kay I had to go knock the snow of my dish. Wouldn't want to miss my daily soap opera would I. I think now it is trying to rain. What a weird weather day.

Grammy congratulations on your new job, when do you move... What is the weather like in Nashville?

 

[drebert]

I am pretty popular at church now. It helps because I am in the office and everyone wants me to do something. Constant demand.

I can't say that I was popular in school but I always had plenty of friends. From all walks of life. I think it was because I didn't care who they were and where they came from. They were all equal to me. And if they didn't like me, oh well. Not my problem right?

 

[Kay7979]

Thanks Kay. What are you reviewing? Sounds fun.

Actually, it's not fun. It's pretty dry stuff. Basically I'm analyzing residential real estate appraisals to determine the degree of risk of over-valuation. I have one, sometimes two appraisals, and either a BPO (broker price opinion) or AVM (basically data from public records etc) and I have to determine if the value is accurate and supportable, and if not, what the value should be and how far off percentage-wise is it. Sometimes the analysis is easy. Sometimes very difficult. I love the ones where I can call Lowell over and show him the photos of the "subject property" and then the photos of the "comparables" and even he starts laughing at what the appraiser used for "comps." Those are the kind where I want to write something really snide about the appraiser forgetting to omit comps from a prior report, because clearly his sales are a cloning error!

 

[Kay7979]

You guys, it sounds like instead of peeps or meeps we should be the weeps because we're weeping that we were not the coolest, popular kids in school. I'm still trying to figure out what words go with the letters to spell weeps. Were ? Ever Popular. I need another E word.

 

[NAB]

Never belonged to clique in high school either. Talked to everyone. Just happened to hang out at lunch with nerdy guys. I did see one of these years a few years ago....not nerdy now. One even drew me a picture of his dream beach home. I still have it. That one I had a crush on.

Kay that does sound dry. Cool looking at house though. I like to watch Property ladder or shows like it and think someone paid that kind of money for that dump.

 

[WheatThins]

So, if I have left any of you out or made you feel bad, know that it wasn't my intention and that I am truly sorry. That kinda stuff makes me see red.

Me.

Wheat Thins

 

[drebert]

Kay-I'm not weeping about it. I was quite happy in school and had a great time. Not that I would want to go back. No way Jose.

 

[drebert]

Me.

Wheat Thins

Oh whatever.

 

[WheatThins]

Kay-I'm not weeping about it. I was quite happy in school and had a great time. Not that I would want to go back. No way Jose.

Who are you talking to? There is no one named Jose here.

Wheat Thins

 

[TwinkieMama]

I wasn't popular in HS but I was the popular girls' friend as well as the French Club nerds' friend. I didn't care about being popular. I just wanted good grades. I spent all my time in the library! I only had one boyfriend the whole 4 years!

Dre, you could never hurt anyone's feelings. You are wonderful person. Truly!

French club nerds!!!!! You are cracking me up!!!!!!!


Well now I don't fit in the clique at all. I was very popular in high school.

 

[drebert]

Who are you talking to? There is no one named Jose here.

Wheat Thins

You never know. There's a lot of alias' around here.