Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

LOVE your ticker, Uma! :lmao:

Where's Nab tonight?

Marita - Glad your work event went OK. Hot doggies, huh? Were they the good kind they sell in the parks at least? That's the only place I really ENJOY eating a hot dog :confused3
 
LOVE your ticker, Uma! :lmao:

Where's Nab tonight?

Marita - Glad your work event went OK. Hot doggies, huh? Were they the good kind they sell in the parks at least? That's the only place I really ENJOY eating a hot dog :confused3

Hi Moo! No idea what they were. Conventions catered them. They were big anyway. But sitting in tubs of hot water, I would not call them gourmet, LOL.
 
Oh MY!!!!!!! Uma's ticker!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


I can't breathe!!!! It is too funny!
 
A Wuss? YOU?!
What'd you do now? :rolleyes1

Tell us how your lucky numbers paid off.
Details! You know how nosey we are

You know my lucky numbers. 138. Paid off twice. Last night and again this morning. Wooo hooo. Gambling of course.

Wheat Thins
 

Good TV tonight!

Had to DVR Earl and Office so no one spoil. Capiche?


I've been hanging out at the Disneyland threads off and on. Research.

Those are some good TR's, I tell you what. There's a JUICY Flame-in' HOT thread on the new Pirate Island (formerly Tom Sawyer Island). Let's just say there's someone who's a pot-stirrer!

Wheat Thins- So glad your numbers paid off. Is there a round of diet (ack!) COKE in it for us???

I'll play your numbers in Vegas next week in Keeno. :cool2: <My Keeno face.
 
Good TV tonight!

Had to DVR Earl and Office so no one spoil. Capiche?


I've been hanging out at the Disneyland threads off and on. Research.

Those are some good TR's, I tell you what. There's a JUICY Flame-in' HOT thread on the new Pirate Island (formerly Tom Sawyer Island). Let's just say there's someone who's a pot-stirrer!

Wheat Thins- So glad your numbers paid off. Is there a round of diet (ack!) COKE in it for us???

I'll play your numbers in Vegas next week in Keeno. :cool2: <My Keeno face.

You betcha.

Wheat Thins
 
New thread alert:

What's the most Ridiculous thing you ever heard yourself say to your child? Post here :

http://disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1360117

My examples from all-too-real-life were:

"Take Barbie's legs OUT of the Jell-O"

"DON'T stick your head in the closing elevator door!"

"Why are you naked?"

"ACKKKK!!! Don't lick the toilet!!!!"

"The remote control is not a Kleenex!"


And you??
 
Oh NOOOO! How FUNNY!!!

I cant think of anything off hand. They make me laugh daily, so I'll give it some thought.
Sometimes things just BLURT out of my mouth. Stupid stuff, like "because I said so!". I hate that!
 
Come on, now, Uma, I'm counting on you for a couple of good ones! ;)

I started a Word file that I keep on my desktop for "funnies". I'd hate to forget some of these things, y'know?

Have a wild wonderful time out West! :wizard: Wish we could all go, it's so darned cold here!
 
Ok, I posted a couple. Twinkie probably could help. She has twins after all.
Oh, and for sure MommyPoppins...but she's gone for a while.
 
crickets chirping.

Tumble weeds drifting across the prairie...
 
Hi, I'm here!

Doing a work from home day today, and I have actually been working :scared1:

Taking a bit of a break now. I need to chase down a measly $9,000 from a very complicated spreadsheet, so I am putting that off.
 
OK, where's Wheat Thins????

a. working
b. snow golfing
c. Texas Hold'em playing
d. eating cake
e. napping
f. playing Keeno
g. pretending to a. dreaming of b. (omit snow)
 
:yay: ...nabby g.???? where are you???? we 're missing you!!!!!
plez come back!!!!!!!!! someone worrying about you :rolleyes1

we don't need losing you like one of utah m. pupppies?????
:hug:



oooops...thanks utahm., for keeping me straight...:eek:

"iam sorry sdy girl..sometimes i get a lil confuse in old adage!"

however, utahm., ...the point of contact was directed at you...
trying to show how valuable you are!!! and how much fun you
create.......well, in defense..sdy does sound likes sid?..and she
need to post more so i can "see" her princess: 's assests...
plez..don't kill me..it's utah m. fault! , for bringing the "good-
humor" man out of me! psst by the way, if you all see the
schwannnie guy..just let him know i have a very big gun if
he thinks of doing home deliveries around my place..:rolleyes1

utahm., i'm happy the lord kept you safe. :hug: life to me,
is fragile by its very nature....& why i am motivated toward
happiness...& the very reason for redirecting our hostile
intents back toward compassion and forgivness..as soon as
we're are able...as to not being trap in revenge, hatred and
all the negative- wasting away the good things, we could be
doing...:hourglass .wow, i think i need to take my own advice!
[believe me, i have made mistakes like everyone else, & i
would have never known sucess without the caring of others]



wheat "friend' thins:...here's my feelings over the mall....i remember
in the early 80's when our so call "great leaders in education" decided
the "dick & jane" had out live their usefulness..me? i cried!!!! i knew
they were making a hugh mistake...their values do not fade or lose
their importance ever! not all children come from homes where family
values are in their routines. and even those that do, still had merit
by the verfication process from these books! again, i cried..what is
wrong with these superior minds..that they have lost the insights
on how the family value system supports society! idiots! ok-stupid
educators!...here's the reality that never change!....even @ the end
of time..zillion years..children will be born to parents and will depend
on them for nuturing into adulthood..there are only 2 types...they
must learn interacting with..males & females ..and thus the 2 role
models that are needed. "monsters"...are created by neglect and
lost of structure. i cried back then cos i knew what these experts
were removing would produced today diasters. * a true story..in
99..i was in court..trying to addressed children hollering filfty -
sexual comments at my 2 y/o daughter , as we wait for her
brothers getting off...the p. attorney..was laughing as i explained
why this must be addressed! i stop..and undressed him! and i
made his prediction...it is :sick: people like you that is permitting
the conditions for these children resorting to guns..all these lil'
incidents are like small eruptions..and the big one is coming soon!
iam here to try to prevent it in my town!...but when it does..i want
you[ ignorant b. !] to remember today..that it could been prevented
if it wasn't people like you...in power ..that don't give a hoot except
for yourself!....you are the guilty one!....3 mos later...col. happened!
the real monsters are those that take advantage and uses others
until there nothing but anger left...they are the creators and take
no responsbility...just like doctors dishing out narcotics when it is
obvious they are being abused...they are making alot$$$ while
hurting society..sooner or later, when their nothing left but anger,
bad things are going to happened!...i felt bad for utahm. and all involved.
society needs to addressed these incidents like the national g. show's
seconds to diaster...and take corerective measures...to prevent more!
putting dick & jane back..would be a good start..the only connection to the
dick & jane era is disny..but it too needs supporters and not all can go!

that's my response wheat thins... this awful waste of innocence made
me...:sad1:
 
Mine is March 15th so very close...
"I am 30":scared1:

as I say the words I think "wow- my 20s went by REALLY fast and for the life of me I can't really remember what all happened!"

The doctor is staring at me like I have two heads because he is holding my chart that has the truth.... I was still 26.

Maybe there really is something to that Ides of March stuff;)

They must have had you on some really good drugs when you were pregnant :teeth:
 
:lmao: that's an easy one..utah.m.....our good buddy, wt--
is eating cake while having it to!

*
there's isn't too many guys with his talents running around...
of course, you already knew that..since you're in the same
:grouphug:
 













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