Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[pumba]

so what was the answer to that joke about the cannibal.....?

Did you get robbed at gunpoint?

 

[Backstage_Gal]

so what was the answer to that joke about the cannibal.....?

Did you get robbed at gunpoint?

Pumba, I am not revealing the answer till at least 5 people guess, or nobody cares, whichever I decide comes first.

And since when is UMA Gwen, and Twinkie is her keeper?????

 

[WheatThins]

Whitebread rap? Ouch. Now I am offended. Right NB. That was the joke. Did you hear about the cannibal in the woods who passed a missionary. I said Holy crap. "passed" a missionary. Cannibal. Ha.

Wheat Thins

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Whitebread rap? Ouch. Now I am offended. Right NB. That was the joke. Did you hear about the cannibal in the woods who passed a missionary. I said Holy crap. "passed" a missionary. Cannibal. Ha.

Wheat Thins

OUCH, that hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Pumba, I am not revealing the answer till at least 5 people guess, or nobody cares, whichever I decide comes first.

And since when is UMA Gwen, and Twinkie is her keeper?????

I outed Uma as Gwen Stefani. And...no I am NOT her keeper! That would be a full time job!

Why are you in stalker mode Marita? How many guesses do you have? Who is going to go next?


Dubbya- Rappers do not get offended. They just bottle up their angst into some kickin' rhymes. Look at you! You dropped the 138 so you are not even reh-pre-sen-tin... And you have absolutely no bling!?! I really expect more street cred from a guy from the Dakotas.

 

[lexmelinda]

Ok, I'll post a little: TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I visited Australia
2. I played water ball with communist troops
3. I got robbed at gunpoint

Which one is the lie?

#2.....water ball with communist troops.

Dontcha love the way I chime in every 3 days.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Twinkie, I was away and about to go out again, so its either stalker mode, or the light is on and nobody's home. Im afraid to turn off the pc for fear of losing connection........

So far 3 guesses, 2 for au not true, 1 for gun point not true.
Pumba, make a choice.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Ok, I'll post a little: TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I visited Australia
2. I played water ball with communist troops
3. I got robbed at gunpoint

Which one is the lie?

Here is the score

Dre and I guessed number 1 was the lie.
Lexy guessed number 2 was the lie.
WT and Pumba guessed number 3 was the lie.


2 + 1 + 2 = 5

so 'fess up Marita!

 

[WheatThins]

I think everyone should post more. What do you think?


Wheat Thins

 

[lexmelinda]

Thanks, Twinkie.....I wasn't sure the mike was working either.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Ok- while Marita is out holding up a liquor store you go next Dubbya- remember two things have to be TRUE and the other one is the lie.

 

[WheatThins]

Ok. I will go next.

I have done all but one of these things.

1. Got drunk, started a fight and fell off a balcony and broke my arm.

2. Dunked a basketball.

3. Placed and won a $100 bet on Smartie Jones while at Church Hill Downs watching the Kentucky Derby.

Wheat Thins

 

[L107ANGEL]

Ok. I will go next.

I have done all but one of these things.

1. Got drunk, started a fight and fell off a balcony and broke my arm.

2. Dunked a basketball.

3. Placed and won a $100 bet on Smartie Jones while at Church Hill Downs watching the Kentucky Derby.

Wheat Thins

Can I play

 

[WheatThins]

Can I play

Of course. Hi Angel. Where have you been today?

Wheat Thins

 

[TwinkieMama]

Hmmm... that is a hard one. Do you think Mr. Google can help?

 

[WheatThins]

Hmmm... that is a hard one. Do you think Mr. Google can help?

Mr. Google will do you NO GOOD.

Wheat Thins

C'mon Angel. Why are you sooooo nice here? I have seen you in action on the riddle thread.

 

[lexmelinda]

Ok. I will go next.

I have done all but one of these things.

1. Got drunk, started a fight and fell off a balcony and broke my arm.

2. Dunked a basketball.

3. Placed and won a $100 bet on Smartie Jones while at Church Hill Downs watching the Kentucky Derby.

Wheat Thins

I vote #2.

 

[WheatThins]

I vote #2.

Duly noted. Hi Melinda. I'm Wheat Thins. I am from South Dakota.

Wheat Thins

 

[L107ANGEL]

Mr. Google will do you NO GOOD.

Wheat Thins

C'mon Angel. Why are you sooooo nice here? I have seen you in action on the riddle thread.

Fine, you asked for it! STHU!!!!!

My vote is 3

 

[WheatThins]

Fine, you asked for it! STHU!!!!!

My vote is 3

Much better. Your guess is duly noted.

Wheat Thins