Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[pumba]

I know.......i went over the top didnt I......?
Its because I spent three hours on the phone with the pharmacy and the insurance company trying to get a problem worked out.....and I was slightly aggitated by the end of it all........I win and the stupid pharmacy was at fault and not the insurance.......that in itself I could of passed out by sheer amazement.......oh well......not 53 bucks for one month but 60 for three months......I am still upset but I am calming down .....I PROMISE........good thing it is for my bp meds.....well one of them......i take two..

 

[Kay7979]

Tap jogging with delight? Gimme a break. Believe me, she's not all that.

Wheat Thins

Actually I tap jog with delight whenever a new reader posts, but I do like UM's reports, as well as LaLa and Zzub, 1000Happyhaunts, and others that have justifiably gained a wide readership. I have heard good things about TwinkieMama, too, so will need to check out one of her reports. So much reading, so little time . . .

 

[jw50]

On a warm summer's evenin' on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin' out the window at the darkness
'Til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, "Son, I've made a life out of readin' people's faces,
And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
And if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice."

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

Ev'ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
'Cause ev'ry hand's a winner and ev'ry hand's a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep."

And when he'd finished speakin', he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

 

[NAB]

I do not do laundry on my holidays either. We can handle one week just fine. But in the summer it is usually two weeks so then I have to to some.

That is the hard part since I have to keep up with the wash, even wash the night before we go. That is going to be the hardest since I will have to pack most of the stuff when they are at school.

Hannah has a birthday party tomorrow is bugging me to wrap the gift. I wish I got excited over little things.


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[drebert]

Wow Joe, you are on a roll! Who knew you would be a mic hog?

 

[pumba]

Ilove that song........The first time I went to a concert (and only time) I saw Kenny Rogers ......first the guy that has big blue eyes and a big hat...opened for him ......he is a big star now....and also Eddie Rabbit after and I was in star struck land....then came kenny .......he sang that song and wow....that was 17 years ago this past October.......yup I am old.......

 

[NAB]

Pumba do you know how many singers have blue eyes and a big hat.

I saw Alan Jackson and Reba. Hubby know I liked both and they were preforming in Rochester N.Y. at some fair. We took a bus trip there for the weekend. Saw one each night. Love Alan Jackson but Reba puts on a better show with all her wardrobe changes and stuff.

When I was in grade 8 for music class we saw Ann Murray. And that is the extent of my concert experiences.

Hubby is a heavy metal fan and has been to more then me. Good thing I didn't know him when we were young

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[kpk89]

Jeepers, peeps! A girl goes on a simple little vacation and comes back to find the whole neighborhood moved. It's nice here, though. I've read a few pages and witnessed a terrible joke crime.

If I may ... sorry Mr. Silly but you got it wrong.

There's an outhouse at the top of a hill. There's a man on his way up the hill, a man on his way down the hill, and you are inside the outhouse.

What are the nationalities of the 3 people?

Up the hill = Russian
Down the hill = Finnish
In the outhouse = European.

Good to see you all!

 

[NAB]

Kimmie!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad you found us....and made us laugh with a joke.


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[pumba]

Thank goodness for Google.........It was Garth brooks......now I cant remember if it was him in the big hat and blue eyes or was he the one with the nice fanny.....

 

[NAB]

Pumba I am sure he was the one in the big hat.

 

[drebert]

Hubba Hubba!

He's my neighbor by the way. Not that I've seen him but he comes into town quite often.

 

[NAB]

That means Trisha Yearwood is in your town too.

That would be cool to run into those two.

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[drebert]

Yes, Trisha is here too. I haven't seen her either.

 

[UtahMama]

Believe me, she's not all that.

Wheat Thins

As long as I think I'm ALL That! That's all that matters This from a man who thinks Curling is an Olympic sport. (I got nothin')

 

[monymony3471]

As long as Ithink I'm ALL That! That's all that matters This from a man who thinks Curling is an Olympic sport. (I got nothin')

It's everything alright my friend. Need a buddy?

 

[NAB]

UMA congrats on another 2 pounds.

The water must have worked.

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

...ha! i "see" how it is! just mention universal & everyone
turnes their backs on ya!


well, nabbie girl, short timer..i am guessing thew disney undies were
a hint ot your kids?...p.s..i never get tired of seeing "yor" pluto {pants-
no pants} around here....

whata we been doing?..we are inded looking at the aug. repo...08,
hear's that nabbie..hinto..a good time to mentioned this wold be
on the 5/6 of your cruise..after a few drinks...dosen't hurt neither..
anyway, that's what my lil missy does...

well wheatie..never did come clean on her connections or/if
any ...if not mine ,then iam guessing she one of gthe guys on here?
poor jw50...

utah'tel-her?....5hrs, hemp! fudging? just wondering was you a lil'
grumpy near tyhe end... haterd to be he one in between
the pepsi and ...your desires!


ppppssssst....new personally best ...time?


for all you ladies?....any schwan delivery women on this site?




ok, to all those rejected american idols..i know how you feeling! so
sorry...ya know, i can't dance,..i can't talk...and the only thing
special is the way i talk...{ how's that ? } . do i get any
points..for speaking directly into the mike?


buy the ways ...$$$$.. iam into comfort measures....

 

[UtahMama]

Grumpy? You just called Wheat Thins "Wheatie"!!!!

Gerd your Loins People!!!!!!!

 

[NAB]

Lil'G hubby gets cruise fever when we are on there. We went two years in a row. Then he booked for the following year when we were still on, but we decided to go to WDW instead and cancelled.

Don't really know what our schedule will look like in 2008. He tells me there probably won't be summer holidays this year. Maybe a long weekend instead of 2 weeks. All do to his work. All that can change but it is a wait and see thing.

If this was next Friday we would be at the airport right now.

Twinkie hope everything is going well for you today. I am sure you can find something to do that doesn't involve swimming so she doesn't feel left out.

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